Guilty Pleasures
by: Mandi-girl
They're everywhere.
We all make fun of them.
Yet I'm sure we've all written one.
And some have even read one…or more.
Those endless plot repeats. Everyone gets sick of them, but still some of us read these fics. We all poke fun at the "Alanna goes to the convent" fics, and yet there's about a hundred - which means people are still writing them. Face it, these repeated plots are guilty pleasures, and most fall for them. Even I am guilty.
This fic will consist of parodies of all your favorite guilty pleasure plot repeats. Each chapter will be a different plot. What I need is some input. In your reviews tell me what plot repeat you'd like to see. In about a week I'll count up all the reviews and decide which ones to write.
Here's something I'd use for a Kel/Joren parody:
Joren: "Look Kel, I've changed. I hate Vinson, and want to be a progressive. I realized that girls really can fight… and that I am passionately in love with you."
Kel: "Oh Joren! Even though you're supposed to be dead and I hate you with a passion, I simply adore you and must kiss you immediately!"
So please review - tell me what you think of this idea and give me some input as to which plots to cover. And please don't take this the wrong way. I'm making fun of myself, as well. All in good humor.
Later!