Link's Back to the Future
DISCLAMER: To Reiterate: Publishing a story like the following for profit = BAD
Writing a story for the sole purpose of laughter, and no Profit = GOOD
Now on to the Story
Chapter 2 - Explantions:
"Now where was I? Oh yes, the explanation of the car," Zelda said, continuing after the end of the last chapter. "I saw this car in a dream," before she could finish, Link interrupted her.
"The last time you said you had a dream," Link started, "I was almost killed by a big fucking Spider, a big fucking Dodongo, a big Jellyfish, a Ganondorf wanna-be, a big fucking dragon, a water-like creature, two big hands, two bitchy sisters, and GANONDORF HIMSELF!!"
"That was before, this is different. I promise that won't happen again," Zelda told Link with confidence.
"Then why did I bring my Sword and Shield?" Link asked.
"In case of a, uhhhh.. that is to say that you, uhhhh.. get caught up in a, uhhhh.. a, uhhhh.. robbery, that's it. You could easily chop off the robbers' head and escape easily. Yeah," Zelda replied.
"What, are we going to the age of Capone?" Link asked.
"No, but there still is a chance you could caught in a robbery," Zelda said, "Now onto.. wait a minute, how did you know this car was a time-travel machine?"
"I saw those Back to the Future movies, and the whole set-up of tonight is the whole beginning to the movie. Next you are going to tell me about the 'flux capacitor'," Link replied.
"Close, but not quite," Zelda corrected Link, "I called it the 'flux triforcitor'. Instead of the shape in the movie, I saw the vision of the Triforce powering the flow of time."
"I could've told you that, the Triforce has always been the answer in all of the Zelda games," Link interrupted, yet again.
"Can I continue?" Zelda asked.
"Go right ahead," Link replied.
"Thank you," Zelda continued, "A man with white hair, and a freaky face told me that the 'flux capacitor' works in movies, and that the real power was the Triforce. So I built this car in the lab in my castle. And now it the test time." Zelda took out her Ocarina of Time, and proceeded to play Epona's Song. Two seconds later, Epona galloped up near Zelda, and stopped.
"Test subject one," Zelda said. "I built the car to be able to hold Epona, watch," and with that, proceeded to open the driver side door, and convinced Epona to get in with a bribe of Scooby Snacks (Which, it has been tested, works on horses as well as dogs and humans named Shaggy). She pulled out a remote control, and a watch with a big piece of rope attached to it.
"This is to prove that Epona went forward or back in time," Zelda explained. Link had never begun to film the occurrences, and wasn't willing to do so anyway. Besides, if he could travel back in time, he would just do it then. Very smart, Link thought, very ingenious of you.
Zelda wrapped the rope around Epona's neck and synchronized them, to the dot.
"Perfect, now stand back," Zelda said, and shut the door to the DeLorean. She stood back as well, and stood next to Link.
"OK wise guy, what do you think the speed is to travel back in time, Mister 'I watch too many movies'," Zelda asked.
"Well if you want to get technical, about 186,000 miles per hour, or 300,000 kilometers per hour (Writer's note: I would like to thank my Astro-Physics teacher Mr. Brett Manoloff for that information, now back to the story), but in the Back to the Future series, it was 88 miles per hour," Link stated, scientifically.
"It was 88 miles per hour, but to be formal, and make it look better, 90 miles per hour (Writer's Note: I would also like to thank my 9th grade Algebra I Honors teacher Mrs. Gail Lausauskas, for all my Math skills, thank you)." Zelda said, and proceeded to click a few switches on the remote. It wasn't your standard remote, either, this sucker was huge. With the flipping of switches light started going off like crazy on this remote.
"Time to send Epona back in time, but first a Chapter break, I need some water." Zelda said to Link, once again ending the Chapter
TO BE CONTINUED
DISCLAMER: To Reiterate: Publishing a story like the following for profit = BAD
Writing a story for the sole purpose of laughter, and no Profit = GOOD
Now on to the Story
Chapter 2 - Explantions:
"Now where was I? Oh yes, the explanation of the car," Zelda said, continuing after the end of the last chapter. "I saw this car in a dream," before she could finish, Link interrupted her.
"The last time you said you had a dream," Link started, "I was almost killed by a big fucking Spider, a big fucking Dodongo, a big Jellyfish, a Ganondorf wanna-be, a big fucking dragon, a water-like creature, two big hands, two bitchy sisters, and GANONDORF HIMSELF!!"
"That was before, this is different. I promise that won't happen again," Zelda told Link with confidence.
"Then why did I bring my Sword and Shield?" Link asked.
"In case of a, uhhhh.. that is to say that you, uhhhh.. get caught up in a, uhhhh.. a, uhhhh.. robbery, that's it. You could easily chop off the robbers' head and escape easily. Yeah," Zelda replied.
"What, are we going to the age of Capone?" Link asked.
"No, but there still is a chance you could caught in a robbery," Zelda said, "Now onto.. wait a minute, how did you know this car was a time-travel machine?"
"I saw those Back to the Future movies, and the whole set-up of tonight is the whole beginning to the movie. Next you are going to tell me about the 'flux capacitor'," Link replied.
"Close, but not quite," Zelda corrected Link, "I called it the 'flux triforcitor'. Instead of the shape in the movie, I saw the vision of the Triforce powering the flow of time."
"I could've told you that, the Triforce has always been the answer in all of the Zelda games," Link interrupted, yet again.
"Can I continue?" Zelda asked.
"Go right ahead," Link replied.
"Thank you," Zelda continued, "A man with white hair, and a freaky face told me that the 'flux capacitor' works in movies, and that the real power was the Triforce. So I built this car in the lab in my castle. And now it the test time." Zelda took out her Ocarina of Time, and proceeded to play Epona's Song. Two seconds later, Epona galloped up near Zelda, and stopped.
"Test subject one," Zelda said. "I built the car to be able to hold Epona, watch," and with that, proceeded to open the driver side door, and convinced Epona to get in with a bribe of Scooby Snacks (Which, it has been tested, works on horses as well as dogs and humans named Shaggy). She pulled out a remote control, and a watch with a big piece of rope attached to it.
"This is to prove that Epona went forward or back in time," Zelda explained. Link had never begun to film the occurrences, and wasn't willing to do so anyway. Besides, if he could travel back in time, he would just do it then. Very smart, Link thought, very ingenious of you.
Zelda wrapped the rope around Epona's neck and synchronized them, to the dot.
"Perfect, now stand back," Zelda said, and shut the door to the DeLorean. She stood back as well, and stood next to Link.
"OK wise guy, what do you think the speed is to travel back in time, Mister 'I watch too many movies'," Zelda asked.
"Well if you want to get technical, about 186,000 miles per hour, or 300,000 kilometers per hour (Writer's note: I would like to thank my Astro-Physics teacher Mr. Brett Manoloff for that information, now back to the story), but in the Back to the Future series, it was 88 miles per hour," Link stated, scientifically.
"It was 88 miles per hour, but to be formal, and make it look better, 90 miles per hour (Writer's Note: I would also like to thank my 9th grade Algebra I Honors teacher Mrs. Gail Lausauskas, for all my Math skills, thank you)." Zelda said, and proceeded to click a few switches on the remote. It wasn't your standard remote, either, this sucker was huge. With the flipping of switches light started going off like crazy on this remote.
"Time to send Epona back in time, but first a Chapter break, I need some water." Zelda said to Link, once again ending the Chapter
TO BE CONTINUED