I'm running out of ideas… X_X I'm not a humor person! I'M AN ANGST PERSON! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! … *cough*
I'm going to be finishing up a chapter of my original anime/manga story and then start on the one-shot I planned.
In Which a Rock Star's Life Grows Increasingly Worse
Also Known As…
Ayako is Getting Writers Block in a Humor Fic X_X
(An addition in the 'Cute People Deserve to be Tortured' ™)
Written by Ayako
.Four.
"We are sorry to inform you of this Seguchi, but we can't allow you to take our Ryu-chan!"
Ryuichi would've been happy, if not for the remark 'our Ryu-chan'.
Touma looked them in the eye with pure malice, "And if I don't?" His answer was so chilly that even Eskimos would prefer living in their igloos.
Hiroshi and Suguru looked at him with large sparkling eyes, "If not, can we join in?"
What else was he supposed to do? He was tired and Touma was so close… It seemed impossible to escape.
And since you know I'm being cliché at the moment, you know he's going to escape anyway. -_-;
"You are supposed to be practicing! What are you doing in here?!" K growled, running into the office, holding his magnum. Hiroshi and Suguru looked at K with nonchalance, as if music was the last thing in their minds. K was slightly surprised that they weren't running back to the room in fear. "And you, what are you doing?" he asked, seeing Touma's stance.
Ryuichi started to bawl, "WAH! EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME ALL FUNNY! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Kumagorou looked soggy from all the tears.
K thought about it. Nittle Grasper was the rival of Bad Luck and Ryuichi was in the band. While he normally wouldn't think about shooting someone (since he would do it immediately unless convinced), this was a different situation.
Touma snuggled against Ryuichi, his voice dripping with adoration of naughty things to which Ryuichi merely whimpered. Suguru and Hiroshi were drooling, staring at Ryuichi with worship and… well, I'm sure you can guess what else.
Ryuichi was seducing the band members! He had to be punished! As usual, Ryuichi was acting innocent when he was an evil mastermind. With that in mind, he aimed the gun at the rock star. "RYUICHI! TASTE THE WRATH OF MY GUN!"
Since Ryuichi had been tormented physically, his mind was now filled with many innuendoes and now he didn't particularly understand what type of gun K meant. "NO! I HATE YOU PERVERTS!" he screamed, running out of the room.
K stared at door as the man retreated, confused. "What…?
All Touma, Suguru, and Hiroshi did was run out, shrieking in horror that Ryuichi had escaped.
The cries of: "Ryu-chan, come back! You can be seme!" rang through NG Records.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ (I need money)
Ryuichi looked around, creeping along the walls of the lowest floor of building, feeling paranoid. He was so close to the door… Oh, sweet escape. He would have to find some other place to hide now, but where?
…Was that pink hair? Ryuichi moved quickly to the other side of the room and looked around, seeing a bag of clothing. He pulled out a garment after feeling the texture of the cloth and without looking at it, put it on. Then rubbing his fingers through a few others, he pulled out another and slipped it on as well. He was quite sure it was some kind of top and shorts or something similar to it. He would leave a note later.
Without any other second thought than to escape, he stuffed Kumagorou down the borrowed top and ran out the doors of NG Records.
Shuichi, Yuki, and Sakano didn't take note of the disguised Ryuichi but saw that Touma, Suguru, and Hiroshi were running in their direction.
They only needed to stare at one another in their Ryuichi-love state to understand what they meant. Ryuichi had just escaped their grasps once again.
Shuichi gawked at this, "Ryu-chan… I saw a bunny ear peak out of that person's top!"
"What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
[START INTERMISSION]
Chibi Ukyou… HUGS FROM TATSUHA!
Evangeline, … I'M SCARED! DON'T BRING ME TO AYAKA! *cries* I support you torturing Ryuichi! Isn't that enough? ;-;
Sita-chan, … CAN I HAVE-er, I mean BORROW THAT PLUSHIE? =D …Really, I'll return it.
But Shime, she… she has… a COOL SN! I can't help it! …But I'll take Yuki. =D
Yeah, Ryu-chan is KAWAII! Thanks for the compliment on my attempted prose, Rika-chan. ^_~
Chibi Akane-chan2… would you want to see my Ryuichi shrine when I finish it? It may help with the obsession. =D
And Eike, the magnificent author of TAoSR, your work is too damned funny for me to reach. Hmm… in a way, that's good, but in a way, it sounds bad… @_@
[END INTERMISSION]
Tatsuha looked at his watch, scowling as he looked around. There were no cabs in sight. If he had decided to walk, he would've gotten to his brother's house by now. He was supposed to have arrived a few days ago so he could deliver, hopefully, his chocolates to Ryuichi for Ryuichi in person. Now he was a date late for Valentines Day. At this rate, he'd be lucky for his home made chocolates to reach the rock star's mail box.
A body smacked into him and he fell. He resisted the urge to mutter a curse, rubbing his aching butt.
"Aiieee! Sorry!"
That voice sounded familiar… Tatsuha looked up to see a vision of loveliness clothed in a school girl's uniform. There was something about her that reminded him about his lovely Sakuma-san. He controlled himself from grinning and stood up, radiating with Uesugi charm. "That's quite all right… If you aren't in too much of a hurry, what caused such an angel to fall into my arms?"
The 'girl' was surprised, and somewhat confused by the so called 'Uesugi charm'. "I'm kind of in a hurry…" Then 'she' noticed something. "AIEEE! When did you dye your hair?!"
'Yuki' raised an eyebrow, "Huh…? What are you talking about?"
"It looked better when it was blond," 'she' continued.
A light bulb appeared above his head. "Ah, you mean my brother! But ignoring that… I'll walk you to where ever you need to go!"
'She' bit her lip, worried that this man might be under the influence of 'Ryuichi fever'. Maybe it was hereditary? "Well… I guess it's all right…"
Tatsuha was giddy, practically dancing in his head. "Where do you need to go?"
"Anywhere but here."
That made it even better! Oh yeah, it'd be a good idea to tell the gal his name… it'd be polite, and a gentlemanly thing to do.
"By the way, my name's Tatsuha! What's yours?"
"…Er…"
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ß As my brother says: "Aaaannnnddd…"
The 'girl' looked around at the cramped space they were in that resembled an alley. "Anou… how is this safe?"
"It'll be very hard to find us in this spot," he explained, looking around to see if there would be a chance of them being interrupted.
'She' immediately jumped him, smothering him with kisses all over his face. "Thank you!" she repeated as she continued to smother him. But unfortunately for Tatsuha, 'she' let go. "Whew… I'm finally freee!"
Tatsuha's eyes bulged as the 'girl' began to take off her clothes.
"Saaa! Kumagorou, we're finally safe!"
…It was SAKUMA-SAN! His god…
Ryuichi brushed back his messy hair as he surveyed the garments and brushed off imaginary dust off the bunny. "I can't believe I was wearing girl clothes!" he giggled, smiling at both Kumagorou and Tatsuha. His eyes sparkled, "I don't know how I'm supposed to repay you for helping me."
Tatsuha grinned, pushing Ryuichi against the wall. "I know a way…"
…And since I have no clue if Ryuichi would decide to scream or not, you can imagine what he's going to do with Tatsuha yourself.
Meanwhile at NG Records…
Noriko looked through her bag of clothes, frowning as she realized there were wrinkles. "Where'd my school girl's uniform go? Tetsuya wanted to play teacher and student too…"
All right, here's a cheesy ending for you people:
The chasers were found confused on the top of Tokyo Tower, having earlier tried screaming for Ryuichi. Shuichi and Eiri eventually went on their date. It went well, and this time, he didn't run off. Touma and Suguru wisely stayed away from chocolates. Hiroshi was confused. K wanted to shoot someone. Ryuichi and Tatsuha became 'friends'. Kumagorou ate ice-cream. Sadly, the old woman never got her concert tickets. …Oh yeah, Tetsuya and Noriko never got to play teacher and student. THE END ALREADY.…
Don't kill me for this stupid chapter… @_@ If it makes you feel better… I'm in the stages of writing a Tatsuha and Ryuichi fic thanks to my Tatsuha obsessed friend and the ranting of Chibi Ukyou. -_-
Gonna have to postpone that other fic since I'm dripping with inspiration.
See you all next time!
(And it won't be in a comedy fic, trust me.)