Mega Man: Cartoon Rhasphody
A Mega Man Fic By SilverThorn_2000
Author's note: These characters do not belong to me, they belong to Capcom. The plot, dialouge, and various bruises and injuries sustainted by the characters is copyrighted, and may quoted, used and abused freely.
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It was a warm Saturday morning in the middle of June. The grass was green. The flowers were blooming. The birds were singing.
Bass despised the green grass. He despised the flowers. He despised the birds. He despised the cold steel walls of his room within the new Skull Fortress. Bass, to say the least, despised everything. He was not a morning person, most days. But most days were not Saturday.
It was the only day he had off. So, Bass got up, got himself a bowl of "Chocolate Frosted Sugar Puffs" (Complete with three daily alottments of caffine!), and plopped down in front of the TV for some well deserved toons.
"Bass! I've done it!" Dr. Wily burst into the room, dancing and cackaling insanely. Bass grimaced.
"I don't care."
"Of course you do!" Dr. Wily cried, picking up the remote and shutting off the TV.
"HEY!"
"You have work to do!" Dr. Wily told him. Bass stood up and glared a half foot down at the mad scientist.
"Turn. Back. On. My. Cartoons." Bass said, making each word carry it's full weight.
"No. You must help me destroy---!" Dr. Wily never finished his sentence. Bass had picked him up and thrown him over the couch.
Bass promptly began smacking Dr. Wily's head against the coffee table, paying little mind to the cereal and milk splashing onto Wily's head. "TurnmytoonsbackonturnmytoonsbackonTURNMYFRICKINGTOONSBACK ONNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Bass' shout was carrying down the hall. Bass, of course, didn't know it, but a short distance away, Sword Man heard it. Relying on what little brains he had, he came to decide that he ought to investigate.
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Bass wasn't sure what happened. One minute he was attempting to fuse Dr. Wily's head with the coffee tabe, the next, Sword Man was tossing him around like a rag doll. Dr. Wily had taken the opportunity to escape.
Bass was flying through the air yet again, reflecting on the fact he should've locked the door before attempting to rewrite the Three Laws Of Robotics with Dr. Wily's face, when he hit something glass. Glass and metal.
"My TV! You sonouva!"
Bass clawed his way out of the ruins of his TV. "Any last words?" he asked Sword Man.
"Uhhhh....I like swords?"
It didn't save him from Bass' wrath.
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Mega Man was more than a little surprised to open the front door of Dr. Light's mansion to find Bass standing there.
"Ummmm-Come in?" He said cautiously.
"Thanks. Can I use your guys' TV to watch cartoons? Mine was demolished."
"What happened?" Mega Man asked.
"Dr. Wily refused to shut up and let me watch my cartoons in peace. Then Sword Man threw me into the set."
Mega Man shrugged.
"New plan for defeating me and taking over the world?"
"Yup." ------ Fin.
A Mega Man Fic By SilverThorn_2000
Author's note: These characters do not belong to me, they belong to Capcom. The plot, dialouge, and various bruises and injuries sustainted by the characters is copyrighted, and may quoted, used and abused freely.
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It was a warm Saturday morning in the middle of June. The grass was green. The flowers were blooming. The birds were singing.
Bass despised the green grass. He despised the flowers. He despised the birds. He despised the cold steel walls of his room within the new Skull Fortress. Bass, to say the least, despised everything. He was not a morning person, most days. But most days were not Saturday.
It was the only day he had off. So, Bass got up, got himself a bowl of "Chocolate Frosted Sugar Puffs" (Complete with three daily alottments of caffine!), and plopped down in front of the TV for some well deserved toons.
"Bass! I've done it!" Dr. Wily burst into the room, dancing and cackaling insanely. Bass grimaced.
"I don't care."
"Of course you do!" Dr. Wily cried, picking up the remote and shutting off the TV.
"HEY!"
"You have work to do!" Dr. Wily told him. Bass stood up and glared a half foot down at the mad scientist.
"Turn. Back. On. My. Cartoons." Bass said, making each word carry it's full weight.
"No. You must help me destroy---!" Dr. Wily never finished his sentence. Bass had picked him up and thrown him over the couch.
Bass promptly began smacking Dr. Wily's head against the coffee table, paying little mind to the cereal and milk splashing onto Wily's head. "TurnmytoonsbackonturnmytoonsbackonTURNMYFRICKINGTOONSBACK ONNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Bass' shout was carrying down the hall. Bass, of course, didn't know it, but a short distance away, Sword Man heard it. Relying on what little brains he had, he came to decide that he ought to investigate.
********************
Bass wasn't sure what happened. One minute he was attempting to fuse Dr. Wily's head with the coffee tabe, the next, Sword Man was tossing him around like a rag doll. Dr. Wily had taken the opportunity to escape.
Bass was flying through the air yet again, reflecting on the fact he should've locked the door before attempting to rewrite the Three Laws Of Robotics with Dr. Wily's face, when he hit something glass. Glass and metal.
"My TV! You sonouva!"
Bass clawed his way out of the ruins of his TV. "Any last words?" he asked Sword Man.
"Uhhhh....I like swords?"
It didn't save him from Bass' wrath.
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Mega Man was more than a little surprised to open the front door of Dr. Light's mansion to find Bass standing there.
"Ummmm-Come in?" He said cautiously.
"Thanks. Can I use your guys' TV to watch cartoons? Mine was demolished."
"What happened?" Mega Man asked.
"Dr. Wily refused to shut up and let me watch my cartoons in peace. Then Sword Man threw me into the set."
Mega Man shrugged.
"New plan for defeating me and taking over the world?"
"Yup." ------ Fin.