None can compare to the pain that is knowledged by....

Wobbly Headed Bob (such insufferable misery)

Imagine such destruction that a crowd of imbeciles can cause. -WHB

Rile: Hey Bobbly Wob, your head is too big. I don't like it. And I-

Character 1: Duh...huhuh.

WHB: Perhaps I'm misunderstanding you, but that was quite hostile. My freakishly deformed head is, sadly, a grudge I will forever carry through my long, miserable days. It wasn't created for you to be fond of. My head's purpose is to hold such intelligence that you could never grasp.

Rile: Yeah....I wanted to ask-

WHB: You complain of it yet your head is far more abnormally grotesque. Say no more to embarrass or sadden me with your arrogance, for you shall only discourage yourself.

Rile: Yeah...I -Hey wait! *shoves WHB* Are you calling me fat?

WHB: Aren't we all in this world created and poorly animated by some mad, unknown force? You truly are obese, but I wasn't commenting on your physical attributes.

Rile: I only wanted to ask if you had change for a dollar. That's all! But now I don't like you.

WHB: Perfectly normal for those who are intellectually challenged.

[enters bunny]

Character1: ....dooop

WHB: "Sigh" If your sole reason was to ridicule me, please, do leave me now. Imagine such agony I already endure for having to roam these desolate lands only to enlighten others- like you- of THE TRUTH when they are too ignorant of the meaning when it's right there! Slowly processing in their simple, diminutive minds! RIGHT THERE! Your mere, pathetic attempt to add to my pain and grief is nothing more than a mere, pathetic attempt. So be gone with you and leave me be with my infinite sorrow.

Rile: Why are you doing this?! I only- ACK! AHHH!!!

Suddenly the bunny viciously attacks Rile by chewing on his leg, introducing rabies to his body. Then a bird swoops down and lifts Rile and the bunny up in the sky.

Rile: I ONLY WANTED A QUARTER!!

Rile and the bunny begin to weigh the bird down and they all fall into the icy waters of the sea. The three creatures then die from the sharp rocks at the bottom.

Character 1- ....gurgle

WHB: "Sigh."