(WSM) WIZARD SCOOP MAGAZINE

The Wizard Scoop Magazine is a magazine revolving around the wizard world. The WSM is distributed around the globe (magical world) once a month to its subscribers and wizard magazine stands…

In England…

A wizard wearing a dark green robe was reading the headline from Daily Prophet when he noticed the WSM magazine positioned next to the Daily Prophet Newspaper. He returned the Daily Prophet, and picked up the WSM and stared at the cover page.

The magazine showed a picture of the nominees for the special award. Then below the magazine, written in bold letters were the following words, "HOGWARTS' HOTTEST WIZARDS OF THE YEAR!" Then there were special features, "An exclusive interview of the wizards of the new generation on page 35 plus pinups and posters! Also read the comments of their fellow students!"

"I'll take this…" the wizard said to the wizard attending the stand. He held the magazine in his hand as he paid the old wizard sitting on a chair next to his magazine stand.

In Ireland…

An owl pecked the window noisily. An old witch in a purple robe called to her daughter, "Let that owl in, dear. It's probably carrying the WSM."

"Yes, ma'am," the daughter replied and walked to the window to open it. The owl dropped the WSM, but didn't fly away. Enclosed with the magazine was the yearly bill. The daughter got her purse and paid the owl by placing money in a pouch, which the owl carried. The owl flew away as the daughter delivered the magazine to her mum.

"My, my!" Her mother exclaimed upon seeing the cover page of the magazine.

"What is it, mother?"

"The Hogwarts Special Awards is fast approaching and these young lads have been nominated," the old witch said as she showed the magazine to her daughter.

In France…

"Oh my gosh! They are super cute… except for this Neville," a girl said to her friends in French.

"Oui! Oui!" The girls exclaimed eagerly.

"This Oliver Wood is hot!" One girl remarked.

"Diggory is hotter!" Another one said and it led to a never-ending quarrel.

"Bonjour! What's going on here?" Another girl appeared at the door.

"Hogwarts' Hottest Wizards!" The first girl answered. "And they're fighting over who's cuter!"

"Your Harry Potter is included in the nominees!" The second girl cried out. The girl who appeared on the door came running up to them and joined them full with enthusiasm.

In Bulgaria…

Girls were crowded in a classroom. They were looking and reading the WSM about the Hogwarts' Hottest Wizards.

"They are so very cute!" One girl shrieked. "This is the only school giving out special awards to their students."

"I know. Besides, Hogwarts is the largest school of witchcraft and wizardry in Europe. It's apparently larger then Baeuxbatons and our Durmstrang!"

"What's going on here?" Viktor Krum asked as made his way among the crowd.

"Krum! It's Krum!" Girls exclaimed. When Viktor arrived at the source of all the commotion, which was the magazine, he snatched it politely.

"What is this crap?" He asked.

"Hogwarts' Hottest Celebrities!" One girl answered.

"It's not crap! They're charming young lads!" One girl protested followed by other protests.

"All right, all right! Whatever!" Viktor opened up the magazine in a random page and stared at the page awe-struck.

"Hermione Granger!" He exclaimed then he made his way out the crowd with the WSM.

"Ahhh!!!! Hey!!! Not fair!" The girls complained.

"She's nominated for the Hogwarts' Witch of the Year!" Viktor cried out happily.

In China…

"These men are totally handsome," a Chinese witch commented.

"Oh look!" A young Chinese wizard exclaimed as he pointed at a picture of girl in another page. "It's Cho Chang nominated for the Witch of the Year!"

In USA…

In a park, a young couple were making out. The young witch opened her eyes when her boyfriend started kissing her neck. Beside them was another witch reading WSM. Upon seeing the cover page, the witch cried out and parted from her boyfriend.

"Omigosh! Draco Malfoy!!!!" She shrieked and joined the other witch scanning the pages of the WSM.

"Hey, Desiree, what…"

"Shhhh!!!!" His girlfriend ordered.

"But…"

"Can't you see I'm reading here?" His girlfriend snapped and continued reading the magazine with her fellow witch friend.

"Fine! We're over!" Her boyfriend said angrily and walked away.

"Wait! Tom, look here! Pansy Parkinson for Witch of the Year!" His girlfriend, Desiree, informed him. Tom approached her right away and joined them.