CAPTAIN GRYFFINDOR EXPOSED
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MR. OLIVER WOOD OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WITHARDRY
WSM: Hello, Wood! How's life so far?
O: Great, thanks for asking.
WSM: How's your 7th year in Hogwarts?
O: It's ok.
WSM: This is your 3rd time being nominated for Wizard of the Year. How do you feel?
O: Privileged… I'm really honored.
WSM: Do you think you'll win this time?
O: (laughs) Who knows? All I can say is that we're all winners. I might or I might not receive the award.
WSM: We have received owl mails from your fans all over the globe asking if you're still single. Are you?
O: (laughs) As a matter of fact, I am.
WSM: What do you look for in a girl?
O: Um… I really don't have any criteria. (laughs) Maybe I want her to be smart, confident with a great personality and a positive and adventurous outlook in life, and simply irresistible.
WSM: Are you describing someone in particular?
O: (laughs) I don't know. Am I?
WSM: You tell me.
O: (laughs) Maybe.
WSM: You are one young famous wizard, Wood. Do witches flock over you in public?
O: I have no idea that I'm well-known. Well, actually, I was around in public often, and there were a couple of incidents when witches just wanted my autograph or something.
WSM: How did you feel about that?
O: I was and am very much flattered.
WSM: What are your plans after you graduate this year?
O: Try out for any International Quidditch team.
WSM: What team would you prefer?
O: I don't know. Any, I guess. Actually, I have tried out for Puddlemere United.
WSM: As keeper?
O: Well, yeah.
WSM: Were you accepted.
O: I'm still waiting for feedbacks and such.
WSM: Good luck on that.
O: Thanks; I appreciate it.
WSM: What's your favorite Quidditch team by the way?
O: Chudley Cannons.
WSM: Did you try out for that?
O: I would have if a position was available either substitute or player.
WSM: Is there anyone in particular you'd like to meet someday?
O: Merlin?
WSM: Oooohhh…
O: (laughs)
WSM: What can you say about your Gryffindor seeker, Harry Potter?
O: He's a great seeker just like his dad, I guess or far better. He's a great friend too.
WSM: After this year, it seems that Harry Potter will take over the position as the Gryffindor Captain. Do you have any advice for him?
O: Concentrate and focus, Potter. Be a good leader. If you lose, I will come back and strangle you! (laughs)
WSM: Beware, Potter!
O: (laughs) Good luck, Potter!
WSM: Wood, why don't you describe yourself.
O: I'm devilishly good-looking. (laughs)
WSM: Do you have anything to say to your fans out there?
O: Thank you everyone! I still don't get why I'm famous… but thank you again and good luck in your life.
WSM: Thanks for your time, Wood, and break a leg.
O: I'd be happy to break you're leg. (laughs) Thank you.
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH MR. OLIVER WOOD OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WITHARDRY
WSM: Hello, Wood! How's life so far?
O: Great, thanks for asking.
WSM: How's your 7th year in Hogwarts?
O: It's ok.
WSM: This is your 3rd time being nominated for Wizard of the Year. How do you feel?
O: Privileged… I'm really honored.
WSM: Do you think you'll win this time?
O: (laughs) Who knows? All I can say is that we're all winners. I might or I might not receive the award.
WSM: We have received owl mails from your fans all over the globe asking if you're still single. Are you?
O: (laughs) As a matter of fact, I am.
WSM: What do you look for in a girl?
O: Um… I really don't have any criteria. (laughs) Maybe I want her to be smart, confident with a great personality and a positive and adventurous outlook in life, and simply irresistible.
WSM: Are you describing someone in particular?
O: (laughs) I don't know. Am I?
WSM: You tell me.
O: (laughs) Maybe.
WSM: You are one young famous wizard, Wood. Do witches flock over you in public?
O: I have no idea that I'm well-known. Well, actually, I was around in public often, and there were a couple of incidents when witches just wanted my autograph or something.
WSM: How did you feel about that?
O: I was and am very much flattered.
WSM: What are your plans after you graduate this year?
O: Try out for any International Quidditch team.
WSM: What team would you prefer?
O: I don't know. Any, I guess. Actually, I have tried out for Puddlemere United.
WSM: As keeper?
O: Well, yeah.
WSM: Were you accepted.
O: I'm still waiting for feedbacks and such.
WSM: Good luck on that.
O: Thanks; I appreciate it.
WSM: What's your favorite Quidditch team by the way?
O: Chudley Cannons.
WSM: Did you try out for that?
O: I would have if a position was available either substitute or player.
WSM: Is there anyone in particular you'd like to meet someday?
O: Merlin?
WSM: Oooohhh…
O: (laughs)
WSM: What can you say about your Gryffindor seeker, Harry Potter?
O: He's a great seeker just like his dad, I guess or far better. He's a great friend too.
WSM: After this year, it seems that Harry Potter will take over the position as the Gryffindor Captain. Do you have any advice for him?
O: Concentrate and focus, Potter. Be a good leader. If you lose, I will come back and strangle you! (laughs)
WSM: Beware, Potter!
O: (laughs) Good luck, Potter!
WSM: Wood, why don't you describe yourself.
O: I'm devilishly good-looking. (laughs)
WSM: Do you have anything to say to your fans out there?
O: Thank you everyone! I still don't get why I'm famous… but thank you again and good luck in your life.
WSM: Thanks for your time, Wood, and break a leg.
O: I'd be happy to break you're leg. (laughs) Thank you.