CATCHING UP WITH A HOT DRAGON

THIS IS AN ELITE INTERVIEW WITH MR. DRACO MALFOY OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

WSM: Hello there, Draco!

D: Oh…um…hi.

WSM: Congratulations for being nominated for the first time as Hogwarts Wizard of the Year.

D: Thank you.

WSM: How do you feel now?

D: Quite the same.

WSM: Aren't you excited?

D: Quite. Actually, I was rather expecting this.

WSM: Really?

D: Potter got nominated. Why won't I be any difference?

WSM: Right, right… so do you have any desire to win?

D: Of course why not? I'm going to beat Harry Potter.

WSM: So Harry intimidates you?

D: Oh, of course not. This is just a very good challenge for me.

WSM: Sure do 'cause everyone thinks you are Harry's rival in almost everything.

D: What can I say? We are rather adversaries ever since he rejected my offer friendship.

WSM: Have you tried beating each other for a girl?

D: (laughs) Why would we try to beat each other for a girl? I'm sure 'his type' isn't my type.

WSM: Then what is your type of girl?

D: I have no idea? I mean… someone who likes me just as I am.

WSM: Nice pick. There's been a rumor that you're dating Pansy Parkinson. Is there are truth in this rumor?

D: I believe not. In fact, I have someone else in mind.

WSM: Oohhh… well, do you know Whitney Pears?

D: Who doesn't?

WSM: What do you think about her?

D: Very talented, sexy, and beautiful.

WSM: Well, do you know she have the hots for you?

D: I can't imagine.

WSM: She thinks you are cute.

D: That's no surprise.

WSM: OOOhhhh… so let's talk about your life after Hogwarts. What are you planning to do?

D: My father suggests working in the Ministry. What could be more boring? Right now, I'm just focusing on my studies and beating Harry.

WSM: OOOhhhh… What's your most memorable experience?

D: I could hardly remember any experiences in my life.

WSM: What do you mean by that? Do you have amnesia or something?

D: Oh no, no. There are some things that are better forgotten.

WSM: But there should be an experience that you would not want to forget.

D: There is, but I don't feel very comfortable talking about it… directly. Maybe you could guess?

WSM: Hm… does it involve someone special?

D: …I guess… yes…

WSM: OK… does it involve Harry Potter.

D: Oh NO! (laughs)

WSM: How about a girl?

D: Pretty much.

WSM: Who is this girl?

D: I can't tell you. It's a secret.

WSM: I respect that. Do you have any message for all your fans out there?

D: No.

WSM: So… that's it? OK… good luck and hope to catch with you some other time.

D: I hope not.