By Dekugirl
Narrator: One fine day in Kokiri Forest...
Link: **Wakes up** Ah, what a fine day in Kokiri Forest!
Mido: **Walks in** Hey Liiiiiiiiink!
Link: Who gave you permission to walk into my house like this? Get out or I'll chop your head off.
Mido: **Is oblivious** Guess what!
Link: No... No! It's not.... not....
Mido: It's the Annual Hyrule Cheese Festival!
Link: I was afraid of that.... -_-()
Mido: Anyway, My long-lost twin brother Odim was going to dress up as Chunks the CheeseWedge, but he can't anymore, so guess what? You get to!
Link: How can he be long lost?
Mido: He was devoured by the Zora King last Cheese Festival.
Link: **gulp**
Mido: Anyway, come on, we need you to get in the Chunks costume. **drags Link to his house**
Link: **sighs** I thought this was supossed to be a FINE day in Kokiri Forest. -_-()
Mido: **holds up costume** Here it is!
Link: Eeew.. Whats it made of? Cotton? Polyester?
Mido: 100% REAL CHEESE! ^_^
Link: It stinks!
Mido: Well this is the same costume that was used 100 years ago...
Link: **stares at the several thousand flies that are covering it** Must I? Why can't you get someone else to do it?
Mido: Because we need YOU to do it.
Link: WHY???!?!?!?!?!?! (!)_(!)
Mido: Because we do. ^_^
Link: I WON'T DO IT!!!!! I WONT!!!!! >:(
Mido: Yes you will. **forces Link into the Chunks costume, then doubles over with laughter**
Link: Where is it anyway?
Mido: Where is what?
Link: THE FESTIVAL!
Mido: Oh, that. It's at Hyrule Marketplace.
Link: **sees a way out** I thought we can't leave the forest or we die?
Mido: **rolls his eyes** REALLY, Link. How many times do we have to go through this? **pulls out book titled "The BIG Kokiri Rule Book"** See? It says right here that any Kokiri may leave the forest on festival days. I thought you knew that.
Link: **sighs** -_-()
Mido: Come on. We need to be there before time to set up. **drags Link outside**
All the Kokiri in the forest: MUAAHHAHAHAHAAAA!! **fall over laughing as Link in a Chunks the CheeseWedge costume get dragged out by Mido**
Saria: **walks over to Mido and Link, which is hard because she is laughing so hard** Hey.. Heehee! I'll see you two.. HAHAHAHAHA!! Over there in a little while... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I need to help set up, too! **falls on her back and begins rolling with laughter**
Link: **wishes he could evaporate on the spot** (!)_(!)
Mido: Come on. **drags Link into Hyrule Feild toward Hyrule Castle**
Narrator: A few hours later....
Mido: Ok, We're done setting up, I'll tell you what to do now, Link. Link? Link!
Link: **is attempting to free himself from the Chunks costume**
Mido: We don't have time for this. -_-() **grabs Link and shakes him** It's almost time for the Festival to start. Here, you'll need these. **thrusts a bunch of cheese wheel shaped balloons into Link's hand** And remember, if you mess up, you'll be feeding King Zora the rest of the Festival!
Link: **gulps**
Mido: Come on, the Festival will be starting soon.
Narrator: Later on...
Link: **is walking through the Marketplace attempting to dodge the many pieces of cheese that are being hurled at him** -_-()
Some REALLY stupid guy: Hey Chunks! Have some cheese! **throws at piece of cheese at Link, which hits him on the head**
Link: -_-() **continues walking, until he reaches that annoying little brat who is always trying to catch the cucoo** Hey there little girl, would you like a cheese ballon?
Cucoo girl: **apears to think for a moment** Umm... no. **kicks Link in the leg and runs away**
Link: Stupid brat!!! >:(
Narrator: And just outside the Marketplace a figure (Who happens to be Duo Maxwell) stood leaning against the wall...
Duo: Will they hurry up already? -_-() **grumbles about having to wait for them to arrive before entering**
Narrator: Suddenly, four more figures arrive. They are Heero, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei.
Duo: About time! >:(
Heero: Shut up and lets just go in.
Wufei: Wait a moment... **stares through the crowd** Is that..
Trowa: **sees what Wufei is staring at** It is...
All: IT'S CHUNKS THE CHEESE WEDGE!!!!!!
Quatre: OMG! It's Chunks!
Duo: Do you think... we can get his autograph?
All: **run over to Link**
Link: Uh-oh... **thinks they are another wave of ambushers, so does the only thing that makes sense**
Quatre: Hey wheres he going?
Heero: After him!
All: **runs after Link**
Trowa: Chunks! Wait! We want your autograph!!!
Narrator: And it went on like that. Until Link made the mistake of running past the Zora King, who was busy stuffing his face with various types of cheese...
Zora King: **looks up, then begins to bellow** CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Uh-oh...
Zora King: CHEEEESE!!!!!!!! **Gets up and begins to run (He can run really fast when he wants to, which is very rare) after Link**
Duo, Heero, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei: **manage to dodge the Zora King's humungous bulk just in time, then stare as Link runs off, being chased by a HUGE fish-man** O.o()
Quatre: I have an idea.
Everyone else: **turns to Quatre**
Quatre: Lets go eat different types of cheese, and pretend we never saw this.
Everyone else: **nods vigorously**
Narrator: And Link was chased, now by the Zora King, who after a while caught up to him, devoured his costume, leaving Link stranded in the middle of the very crowed cheese festival wearing only his lime green boxers....
Link: !
Everone at the Festival: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!
Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: **Double over in uncontrolable laughter**
Link: O_O!!!!! **pulls out ocarina, plays a song and ends up at his house**
Narrator: At Link's house....
Link: **puts on new tunic** What a terrible day... -_-() **picks up ocarina** Hello? Is this the Stock Pot Inn? In Termania? Yes, I'd like to make a reservation. When? Oh, next year around the Annual Hyrule Cheese Festival.
THE END!