"Dammit!" Scarlet screeched as she tripped for the fifth time. "Why the hell are we doing this?"
"It was your idea." Yuffie shouted. "Hey, I found great flowers for Priscilla's bouquet! Look, Reevie!" She waved the doll and the dandelions at the robotic boy.
"Yuffie, dandelions are not flowers. They are weeds."
Yuffie looked as though she might burst into tears. Then her brows drew together and she threw the dandelions at Reeve. "What do you know, anyway!?"
"More than you."
The little girl hadn't heard him. She was picking flowers again. She held up a bluebell and a carnation, comparing the two. "Hey, Reevie-" She began, when she was suddenly interrupted by a scream.
"Ahhhh!!" Scarlet shrieked as she stumbled upon the ravaged picnic, where Lucrecia and Sephiroth had decided not to let good food go to waste. Sephiroth looked up. "Hi guys!"
Yuffie bounded over to him. "Hey Sephy! Which of these flowers do ya like better?" She held up the pair for his inspection. He shrugged and pointed to the bluebell. "Gee, thanks!" She gave him a big hug, then noticed the spread. "Hey, cheese! Can I have some?"
Lucrecia smiled. "You're all welcome to join us."
Yuffie set herself to work eating cheese and fruit. Scarlet sat down by Lucrecia. "Where is Zack?" She asked
"Well, I found Sephiroth in Hojo's laboratory. Chances are Zack is there as well."
"YOU LEFT ZACK IN HOJO'S LABORATORY??" Scarlet screeched.
"Why should it be my duty to rescue him?" Lucrecia snapped. "Besides, Hojo is dead."
"Oh, yeah!" Scarlet spat sarcastically and rolled her eyes. "That makes me feel all better! What about his goddamned wife?!"
"She's not my problem, Scarlet." Lucrecia said quietly. Then she jumped up, whipped out her Uzi's, kicked Scarlet to the ground and pointed them at her. "And don't you DARE speak to me that way EVER again, bitch!"
Just as a fight was about to ensue, Barret and his nanny showed up. Vincent carried a picnic basket in his claw. Both looked quite shocked at the scene they happened upon.
"Now now," Barret said, jumping between the feuding women, "you mustn't act like this in front of the children." He gestured at the small trio. Sephiroth and Yuffie watched intently, while Reeve looked on in utter shock.
Scarlet snorted in derision. Knocking Barret aside, she kicked Lucrecia in the stomach, sending her flying backwards. Immediately Sephiroth was upon her, beating at her face with his bramble stick. Yuffie joined him, yanking on Scarlet's hair with one hand and beating at her with Priscilla with the other. Lucrecia laughed. Reeve looked shocked out of his wits. Barret screeched as every swipe of Sephiroth's bramble stick showered him in blood. Vincent paid him no mind. He stared at Lucrecia, who was quite possibly the most enchantingly gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on. She had noticed him as well. She smiled and put her guns away, walking slowly towards him. Self-consciously, Vincent hid his bronze arm behind his back. Lucrecia smiled at him. Her smile was like the first ray of brilliant sunshine that lit up his dull life. He smiled back, and held out his arm. "Vincent Valentine, my lady. And if I am worthy of knowing, what are you called?"
Lucrecia blushed. Vincent was so charming. She took his hand and shook it warmly. "I'm Lucrecia."
Vincent smiled again and bowed. "A beautiful name that befits a beautiful lady such as yourself."
Lucrecia blushed and giggled. "You are so charming, Vincent." Sephiroth appeared at her side, cleaning his bloody weapon. She gestured to him. "This is my son, Sephiroth." Sephiroth examined Vincent, determining whether he was deserving of his mother's affection. Lucrecia gulped, remembering what had happened to her last suitor. She sighed in relief when Sephiroth held out his hand to Vincent. The vampire took his hand and shook it. Then Jenova showed up.
"Murdering bitch!!" She shrieked. She used one tentacle to disarm Lucrecia, then wrapped another around her waist, lifting her off the ground. Another two disarmed and hoisted Sephiroth. Yuffie yelped and jumped on Sephiroth, pulling him back to the ground. The pair landed with a thump. Sephiroth jumped up and grabbed his bramble, giving the tentacles that held his mother a severe beating. Vincent whipped out his Death Penalty and shot Jenova. She crumpled to the ground, greenish-blue blood oozing from her wounds.
"It was your idea." Yuffie shouted. "Hey, I found great flowers for Priscilla's bouquet! Look, Reevie!" She waved the doll and the dandelions at the robotic boy.
"Yuffie, dandelions are not flowers. They are weeds."
Yuffie looked as though she might burst into tears. Then her brows drew together and she threw the dandelions at Reeve. "What do you know, anyway!?"
"More than you."
The little girl hadn't heard him. She was picking flowers again. She held up a bluebell and a carnation, comparing the two. "Hey, Reevie-" She began, when she was suddenly interrupted by a scream.
"Ahhhh!!" Scarlet shrieked as she stumbled upon the ravaged picnic, where Lucrecia and Sephiroth had decided not to let good food go to waste. Sephiroth looked up. "Hi guys!"
Yuffie bounded over to him. "Hey Sephy! Which of these flowers do ya like better?" She held up the pair for his inspection. He shrugged and pointed to the bluebell. "Gee, thanks!" She gave him a big hug, then noticed the spread. "Hey, cheese! Can I have some?"
Lucrecia smiled. "You're all welcome to join us."
Yuffie set herself to work eating cheese and fruit. Scarlet sat down by Lucrecia. "Where is Zack?" She asked
"Well, I found Sephiroth in Hojo's laboratory. Chances are Zack is there as well."
"YOU LEFT ZACK IN HOJO'S LABORATORY??" Scarlet screeched.
"Why should it be my duty to rescue him?" Lucrecia snapped. "Besides, Hojo is dead."
"Oh, yeah!" Scarlet spat sarcastically and rolled her eyes. "That makes me feel all better! What about his goddamned wife?!"
"She's not my problem, Scarlet." Lucrecia said quietly. Then she jumped up, whipped out her Uzi's, kicked Scarlet to the ground and pointed them at her. "And don't you DARE speak to me that way EVER again, bitch!"
Just as a fight was about to ensue, Barret and his nanny showed up. Vincent carried a picnic basket in his claw. Both looked quite shocked at the scene they happened upon.
"Now now," Barret said, jumping between the feuding women, "you mustn't act like this in front of the children." He gestured at the small trio. Sephiroth and Yuffie watched intently, while Reeve looked on in utter shock.
Scarlet snorted in derision. Knocking Barret aside, she kicked Lucrecia in the stomach, sending her flying backwards. Immediately Sephiroth was upon her, beating at her face with his bramble stick. Yuffie joined him, yanking on Scarlet's hair with one hand and beating at her with Priscilla with the other. Lucrecia laughed. Reeve looked shocked out of his wits. Barret screeched as every swipe of Sephiroth's bramble stick showered him in blood. Vincent paid him no mind. He stared at Lucrecia, who was quite possibly the most enchantingly gorgeous woman he had ever laid eyes on. She had noticed him as well. She smiled and put her guns away, walking slowly towards him. Self-consciously, Vincent hid his bronze arm behind his back. Lucrecia smiled at him. Her smile was like the first ray of brilliant sunshine that lit up his dull life. He smiled back, and held out his arm. "Vincent Valentine, my lady. And if I am worthy of knowing, what are you called?"
Lucrecia blushed. Vincent was so charming. She took his hand and shook it warmly. "I'm Lucrecia."
Vincent smiled again and bowed. "A beautiful name that befits a beautiful lady such as yourself."
Lucrecia blushed and giggled. "You are so charming, Vincent." Sephiroth appeared at her side, cleaning his bloody weapon. She gestured to him. "This is my son, Sephiroth." Sephiroth examined Vincent, determining whether he was deserving of his mother's affection. Lucrecia gulped, remembering what had happened to her last suitor. She sighed in relief when Sephiroth held out his hand to Vincent. The vampire took his hand and shook it. Then Jenova showed up.
"Murdering bitch!!" She shrieked. She used one tentacle to disarm Lucrecia, then wrapped another around her waist, lifting her off the ground. Another two disarmed and hoisted Sephiroth. Yuffie yelped and jumped on Sephiroth, pulling him back to the ground. The pair landed with a thump. Sephiroth jumped up and grabbed his bramble, giving the tentacles that held his mother a severe beating. Vincent whipped out his Death Penalty and shot Jenova. She crumpled to the ground, greenish-blue blood oozing from her wounds.