THE INSANITY OF THE LITTLE YELLOW POKEMON
"What the hell are you doing touching my salad like that?" Ash yelled at Pikachu. " Pika Pika!" the lil yellow pokemon yelled back. " I told you to never stroke the lettuce like that!" ash yelled grabbing the salad bowl away. Brock and misty sighed. Ash and pikachu were at it again! Lately they have been fighting over trivial things, and got very upset it. It even came to the point where pikachu started hiding in its pokeball. Pikachu jumped up and grabbed the bowl of lettuce. He started running of with it screaming back at his trainer, "pika pikachu pika!" "What do you mean you are trying to keep the lettuce safe?" ash shouted. " Pika pika pi pikachu Chu pi pika pikachu pika pi Chu ka!" " The lettuce is you friends, the croutons are there husbands, and the carrots are there children?" misty translated puzzled. " Pika!" " Give me back my salad you asshole I am still hungry!" Pikachu put a finger to its lips, "pi. Pikachu Chu, pika!" "Busy, busy doing what?" Brock asked. "Pika pi pikachu Chu, pika pi pika!" " There making more carrots with the dressing sperm?" misty said raising an eyebrow. "Pi!" " Ya right you sick fuck! Now give me back my god damn salad before I rip your ears off!" ash screamed in rage. Pikachu began to run again only to trip over a tree root spilling the contents of the bowl across the ground. " You stupid son of a bitch!" ash stated dangerously. Pikachu got up, tears streaming down his face. " Pi pika piiiiiii!" " You what?" misty said. " Pi pika!" "Your whores?" misty said translating him. " Your whores my ass, that was my fucking salad, and no that was not the salads sperm that was mine!" ash said rather loudly. "What do you mean yours. You put that on my food last night! Go to hell ash ketchum!" misty shrieked at the top of her lungs. There was silence. They look over and saw pikachu burring the lettuce and the carrots and the croutons with a little tombstone and flower. " You insane rat!" ash cried.
THE END!
A/N: That was strange. This story was written by two different people. Ashanti and TeelaZainElmes. That would count the reason it's so fucked up. Two twisted minds working together. This is Ashanti's first story. It was mainly her idea and was typed up by her and will therefore be under her name. There WILL be another chapter. R&R. Pwease^_^! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What the hell are you doing touching my salad like that?" Ash yelled at Pikachu. " Pika Pika!" the lil yellow pokemon yelled back. " I told you to never stroke the lettuce like that!" ash yelled grabbing the salad bowl away. Brock and misty sighed. Ash and pikachu were at it again! Lately they have been fighting over trivial things, and got very upset it. It even came to the point where pikachu started hiding in its pokeball. Pikachu jumped up and grabbed the bowl of lettuce. He started running of with it screaming back at his trainer, "pika pikachu pika!" "What do you mean you are trying to keep the lettuce safe?" ash shouted. " Pika pika pi pikachu Chu pi pika pikachu pika pi Chu ka!" " The lettuce is you friends, the croutons are there husbands, and the carrots are there children?" misty translated puzzled. " Pika!" " Give me back my salad you asshole I am still hungry!" Pikachu put a finger to its lips, "pi. Pikachu Chu, pika!" "Busy, busy doing what?" Brock asked. "Pika pi pikachu Chu, pika pi pika!" " There making more carrots with the dressing sperm?" misty said raising an eyebrow. "Pi!" " Ya right you sick fuck! Now give me back my god damn salad before I rip your ears off!" ash screamed in rage. Pikachu began to run again only to trip over a tree root spilling the contents of the bowl across the ground. " You stupid son of a bitch!" ash stated dangerously. Pikachu got up, tears streaming down his face. " Pi pika piiiiiii!" " You what?" misty said. " Pi pika!" "Your whores?" misty said translating him. " Your whores my ass, that was my fucking salad, and no that was not the salads sperm that was mine!" ash said rather loudly. "What do you mean yours. You put that on my food last night! Go to hell ash ketchum!" misty shrieked at the top of her lungs. There was silence. They look over and saw pikachu burring the lettuce and the carrots and the croutons with a little tombstone and flower. " You insane rat!" ash cried.
THE END!
A/N: That was strange. This story was written by two different people. Ashanti and TeelaZainElmes. That would count the reason it's so fucked up. Two twisted minds working together. This is Ashanti's first story. It was mainly her idea and was typed up by her and will therefore be under her name. There WILL be another chapter. R&R. Pwease^_^! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!