This is my 2nd Fanfic so far! Yay This is chapter 1 (well, duh), and I
hope it turns out all right. I really hated my first Fic. I should delete
it, but who knows? Maybe some twisted person might like it. Oh well. I'm
going to spend a lot more time and effort into this FanFic. Ok, I'll shut
up and start writing! ~Disclaimer~ Sadly, I don't own SSX Tricky or any of
the Brand Names I mention or will mention in further chapters. So please
don't sue me!
The boarders were all called into the main lodge; it was the first day upon arriving at a new course, Mesablanca. It was a beautiful December day and no one wanted to waste it in this dump, sadly they were forced too. To top it all off, the small lodge was hot and stuffy, it had no Air Conditioner or fans so it felt like hell (Remember, Mesablanca is always warm outside). But Rahzel had to have the behavior talks, thanks to Psymon and Luther, to make sure everyone knew the guidelines.
Psymon was playing with his tattoo, laughing at it whenever it told a joke, and as usual, talking to it. "Yeah, I hate these talks too." Psymon started imitating Rahzel talking and did the 'blah blah' motions with his hands. "No, we can't do that! The officials said no more funny business. Hmm, you're right. Technically this won't be funny, it will be hilarious!" Psymon roared in laughter as he started poking his tattoo. Meanwhile Rahzel was very frustrated, tapping his foot with irritation.
"Psymon!" Rahzel called to him, while folding his arms over his chest. "Would you like to share with the rest of the group what is so funny?"
"Sure! What? You want to tell it? Ok, listen up my tattoo is going to tell it." Psymon said as he leaned back in his chair. After about 30 seconds of complete silence Psymon started laughing hysterically again. "Mr. Tattoo, you still make me laugh! Isn't he funny, eh?"
Rahzel sighed while all of the other boarders rolled their eyes in annoyance. "Well, thank you Psymon and thank you Mr. Tattoo for that hilarious joke. Now, for the rest of my lecture." Rahzel cleared his throat and took out his schedule sheet. "We will have 1 week of practice, then we'll start out with the races. You will have about a 2 day rest, and then each one of you will get 1 trick practice before the Showoff venue takes place." Rahzel looked at his watch then looked back up at the SSX league. "Alright, it's 12:00. You've been listening to me for at least an hour now. Go eat lunch and get cleaned and rested up. I need you back here at about 8:00 to talk about another issue. Get outta here now." Most of the boarders shuffled outside except for the ones that were asleep from Rahzel's speeches, or the ones that were socializing with others. Rahzel sighed and slinked down into a chair while he pulled off one of his gold rings on his index finger and laid it on the table. He couldn't stand this ring; it was way to small. But it did look good on him, and it was very expensive.
"Hey Rahzel. Boring speech as usual." Elise said as she stood next to him, her hand on her hip.
"Thanks Elise, it makes me feel so much better when my fans show me support." Rahzel folded his hands over the table and rested his eyes a bit. He hadn't heard Elise leave so he figured she was still there. He opened his eyes, and sure enough she was still in her lets-ruin-Rahzel's-moment mood. "Elise, aren't you the least bit hungry? Or are you dieting and refusing to eat?"
Elise cackled as she brushed a stray piece of hair away from her eyes. "No, I'm going to eat but it takes so much effort to walk back to my bus. I think I'm going to stay here awhile and annoy you." Rahzel muttered thanks and his eyes shifted away from her for a second as he looked out of a nearby window. He noticed Mac and Kaori outside and grinned when Mac hit Kaori on the boob with a snowball. Kaori tackled Mac and stuffed a load of fake snow down his hat. Kaori screamed in mid-laughter as Mac ruffled some newly made snow in her dark brown hair. His focus triggered back on the model before him when she spoke again in her ice-cold voice. "Hey Rahzel, this ring really kicks ass." She grabbed Rahzel's gold ring that he set on the table and brought it up to her eyes for a close inspection. "Looks expensive."
"Damn right. Be careful with it."
Elise gave him an evil glare from her deadly blue eyes. "You always think I'm so insecure. I think I can hold on to a piece of cheap jewelry, thank you very much!"
Standing about 10 feet away, and couldn't help but overhear Elise and Rahzel's conversation, Marisol decided to cheer up Elise's pathetic situation. "Excuse me!" She blurted loudly as she plowed right into Elise, causing Elise to drop the ring.
Rahzel gasped in horror, "No!" he shouted as he tried to pounce on the ring that was rolling towards a vent. He desperately shot himself up off the floor and chased the golden ring, but it was too late. With a 'plunk' and a 'clunk' the ring slid into a crack in the vent a vanished. Rahzel just stood, his mouth hanging open, he was practically in shock.
Marisol smirked and pointed at Elise. "Elise! I'm surprised at your clumsiness! You should be so ashamed!" She chuckled at her victory at making Elise's life a mess.
"You sorority slut! When I get my hands on you, you're going to wish you never met me!" Elise threatened as she clenched her hands into fists. "I know you did that on purpose! It's just the thing that a Latin bitch would do!" She said to her blonde enemy.
"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Ms. Bombshell. I said 'excuse me,' if you didn't notice. I was just going to take a visit to the lady's room. You should have moved!" Marisol exclaimed as she twirled a piece of her long hair.
"Since when have they changed the World-wide rules and let a man enter the women's bathroom?"
"Oh, ouch that one hurt Elise. I think I'm going to go ball my eyes out." Marisol sarcastically stated. "Now, if you'll excuse me while I go back to my bus. Bye!"
'You just wait!' Elise thought to herself. She couldn't stand Marisol! But at the moment she had much bigger problems. She sighed as she looked over at Rahzel who was on his hands and knees looking down into the vent. He didn't move; he just remained like that. 'Maybe I should poke him with a fork and see if he moves.' Elise thought. There was no way she was going to get out of this one, alive anyway. "Um, Rahzel? You okay?"
Rahzel slowly turned and looked at her. His brown eyes were filled with rage. "RIGGS! THAT WAS A $500 RING YOU JUST PISSED AWAY!" He screamed as he clawed the carpet with his fingernails.
"Hey! Wait a minute!" The blonde protested. "That's not fair! It was all Marisol's fault! Blame that whore, not me!"
"This wouldn't happened if you just left my ring on the table! Now I'm going to check for my ring one more time. If I don't see it, you owe me $500 in COLD AMERICAN CASH!" He snapped as he clenched his fists, returning his gaze back down into the vent.
Elise figured Rahzel was in Guy-PMS-land, because she hadn't seen him like this since the time she crashed her snowboard into his car last year. But anyway, there was no way she had $500 right off the spot. "Rahzel, no!" she pleaded. "I don't have 500 bucks! I just spent it fixing my boards up!"
"You should have thought of that before you destroyed my favorite ring." He replied glaring at her. He looked back down at the vent and started digging his fingers in, moving lint and other materials away.
'Great, just great!' Elise thought. She felt a tap on her shoulder and she quickly turned around to come face to face with JP. "What do you want?" she said harshly. She was not in the mood to deal with a spoiled Frenchman, especially not one named Jean Paul Arsenault. He grabbed her hand, and immediately she tried to pull free, not sure what he planned to do. His firm grip was too strong, "Let go of me!" She said now giving up trying to get free of his hold. He put a finger to his lips to quiet her down. He reached into his pocket and pulled something out, something green. He opened her enclose fingers and put the item into her palm, then closed her hand. He looked at her and smiled, she could see his aquamarine eyes vaguely through his Oakley's. "What the?" she asked as she watched JP turn and walk away. She looked into her palm and saw a $500 bill in her hand. Elise was shocked; she wondered why he would give her so much money. Meanwhile, Rahzel got up from his crouching position and got ready to give her one of his world-famous lectures.
"Guess what Riggs!" He exclaimed as he walked toward the beautiful blonde model. "I didn't find it! Surprise, Surprise! I want my money now!" He screamed hovering over Elise. She held out JP's money, and slowly unraveled her fingers to show him she had the cash.
Rahzel's jaw dropped once again. "But, but, you said that," he started as he took a double take at Elise, then at the money she held out for him. "Well, who cares? I'm going to forgive you this time Elise, you're lucky" He grabbed the money out from the boarder's extended hands.
"Oh boy!" She said sarcastically. "The all-mighty Rahzel is forgiving me!" She bowed slightly at him. "Tell me, master, how may I serve you?"
Rahzel just shook his head and walked out of the room, Elise chuckled slightly, and then sighed in relief. She fell back and leaned against a wooden wall; she slid down the surface and into a sitting position on the floor. She hugged her knees, which were up against her slim body. "That was a close one." She whispered to herself, closing her eyes. "Thanks Holeshot."
Ok! That's all for Chapter 1! In case your confused, or got confused, Bombshell is Elise's nickname in the game and Holeshot is JP's. Anyway, I hope I can get the upcoming chapters updated soon. Until then, Ja ne! ^_^
The boarders were all called into the main lodge; it was the first day upon arriving at a new course, Mesablanca. It was a beautiful December day and no one wanted to waste it in this dump, sadly they were forced too. To top it all off, the small lodge was hot and stuffy, it had no Air Conditioner or fans so it felt like hell (Remember, Mesablanca is always warm outside). But Rahzel had to have the behavior talks, thanks to Psymon and Luther, to make sure everyone knew the guidelines.
Psymon was playing with his tattoo, laughing at it whenever it told a joke, and as usual, talking to it. "Yeah, I hate these talks too." Psymon started imitating Rahzel talking and did the 'blah blah' motions with his hands. "No, we can't do that! The officials said no more funny business. Hmm, you're right. Technically this won't be funny, it will be hilarious!" Psymon roared in laughter as he started poking his tattoo. Meanwhile Rahzel was very frustrated, tapping his foot with irritation.
"Psymon!" Rahzel called to him, while folding his arms over his chest. "Would you like to share with the rest of the group what is so funny?"
"Sure! What? You want to tell it? Ok, listen up my tattoo is going to tell it." Psymon said as he leaned back in his chair. After about 30 seconds of complete silence Psymon started laughing hysterically again. "Mr. Tattoo, you still make me laugh! Isn't he funny, eh?"
Rahzel sighed while all of the other boarders rolled their eyes in annoyance. "Well, thank you Psymon and thank you Mr. Tattoo for that hilarious joke. Now, for the rest of my lecture." Rahzel cleared his throat and took out his schedule sheet. "We will have 1 week of practice, then we'll start out with the races. You will have about a 2 day rest, and then each one of you will get 1 trick practice before the Showoff venue takes place." Rahzel looked at his watch then looked back up at the SSX league. "Alright, it's 12:00. You've been listening to me for at least an hour now. Go eat lunch and get cleaned and rested up. I need you back here at about 8:00 to talk about another issue. Get outta here now." Most of the boarders shuffled outside except for the ones that were asleep from Rahzel's speeches, or the ones that were socializing with others. Rahzel sighed and slinked down into a chair while he pulled off one of his gold rings on his index finger and laid it on the table. He couldn't stand this ring; it was way to small. But it did look good on him, and it was very expensive.
"Hey Rahzel. Boring speech as usual." Elise said as she stood next to him, her hand on her hip.
"Thanks Elise, it makes me feel so much better when my fans show me support." Rahzel folded his hands over the table and rested his eyes a bit. He hadn't heard Elise leave so he figured she was still there. He opened his eyes, and sure enough she was still in her lets-ruin-Rahzel's-moment mood. "Elise, aren't you the least bit hungry? Or are you dieting and refusing to eat?"
Elise cackled as she brushed a stray piece of hair away from her eyes. "No, I'm going to eat but it takes so much effort to walk back to my bus. I think I'm going to stay here awhile and annoy you." Rahzel muttered thanks and his eyes shifted away from her for a second as he looked out of a nearby window. He noticed Mac and Kaori outside and grinned when Mac hit Kaori on the boob with a snowball. Kaori tackled Mac and stuffed a load of fake snow down his hat. Kaori screamed in mid-laughter as Mac ruffled some newly made snow in her dark brown hair. His focus triggered back on the model before him when she spoke again in her ice-cold voice. "Hey Rahzel, this ring really kicks ass." She grabbed Rahzel's gold ring that he set on the table and brought it up to her eyes for a close inspection. "Looks expensive."
"Damn right. Be careful with it."
Elise gave him an evil glare from her deadly blue eyes. "You always think I'm so insecure. I think I can hold on to a piece of cheap jewelry, thank you very much!"
Standing about 10 feet away, and couldn't help but overhear Elise and Rahzel's conversation, Marisol decided to cheer up Elise's pathetic situation. "Excuse me!" She blurted loudly as she plowed right into Elise, causing Elise to drop the ring.
Rahzel gasped in horror, "No!" he shouted as he tried to pounce on the ring that was rolling towards a vent. He desperately shot himself up off the floor and chased the golden ring, but it was too late. With a 'plunk' and a 'clunk' the ring slid into a crack in the vent a vanished. Rahzel just stood, his mouth hanging open, he was practically in shock.
Marisol smirked and pointed at Elise. "Elise! I'm surprised at your clumsiness! You should be so ashamed!" She chuckled at her victory at making Elise's life a mess.
"You sorority slut! When I get my hands on you, you're going to wish you never met me!" Elise threatened as she clenched her hands into fists. "I know you did that on purpose! It's just the thing that a Latin bitch would do!" She said to her blonde enemy.
"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Ms. Bombshell. I said 'excuse me,' if you didn't notice. I was just going to take a visit to the lady's room. You should have moved!" Marisol exclaimed as she twirled a piece of her long hair.
"Since when have they changed the World-wide rules and let a man enter the women's bathroom?"
"Oh, ouch that one hurt Elise. I think I'm going to go ball my eyes out." Marisol sarcastically stated. "Now, if you'll excuse me while I go back to my bus. Bye!"
'You just wait!' Elise thought to herself. She couldn't stand Marisol! But at the moment she had much bigger problems. She sighed as she looked over at Rahzel who was on his hands and knees looking down into the vent. He didn't move; he just remained like that. 'Maybe I should poke him with a fork and see if he moves.' Elise thought. There was no way she was going to get out of this one, alive anyway. "Um, Rahzel? You okay?"
Rahzel slowly turned and looked at her. His brown eyes were filled with rage. "RIGGS! THAT WAS A $500 RING YOU JUST PISSED AWAY!" He screamed as he clawed the carpet with his fingernails.
"Hey! Wait a minute!" The blonde protested. "That's not fair! It was all Marisol's fault! Blame that whore, not me!"
"This wouldn't happened if you just left my ring on the table! Now I'm going to check for my ring one more time. If I don't see it, you owe me $500 in COLD AMERICAN CASH!" He snapped as he clenched his fists, returning his gaze back down into the vent.
Elise figured Rahzel was in Guy-PMS-land, because she hadn't seen him like this since the time she crashed her snowboard into his car last year. But anyway, there was no way she had $500 right off the spot. "Rahzel, no!" she pleaded. "I don't have 500 bucks! I just spent it fixing my boards up!"
"You should have thought of that before you destroyed my favorite ring." He replied glaring at her. He looked back down at the vent and started digging his fingers in, moving lint and other materials away.
'Great, just great!' Elise thought. She felt a tap on her shoulder and she quickly turned around to come face to face with JP. "What do you want?" she said harshly. She was not in the mood to deal with a spoiled Frenchman, especially not one named Jean Paul Arsenault. He grabbed her hand, and immediately she tried to pull free, not sure what he planned to do. His firm grip was too strong, "Let go of me!" She said now giving up trying to get free of his hold. He put a finger to his lips to quiet her down. He reached into his pocket and pulled something out, something green. He opened her enclose fingers and put the item into her palm, then closed her hand. He looked at her and smiled, she could see his aquamarine eyes vaguely through his Oakley's. "What the?" she asked as she watched JP turn and walk away. She looked into her palm and saw a $500 bill in her hand. Elise was shocked; she wondered why he would give her so much money. Meanwhile, Rahzel got up from his crouching position and got ready to give her one of his world-famous lectures.
"Guess what Riggs!" He exclaimed as he walked toward the beautiful blonde model. "I didn't find it! Surprise, Surprise! I want my money now!" He screamed hovering over Elise. She held out JP's money, and slowly unraveled her fingers to show him she had the cash.
Rahzel's jaw dropped once again. "But, but, you said that," he started as he took a double take at Elise, then at the money she held out for him. "Well, who cares? I'm going to forgive you this time Elise, you're lucky" He grabbed the money out from the boarder's extended hands.
"Oh boy!" She said sarcastically. "The all-mighty Rahzel is forgiving me!" She bowed slightly at him. "Tell me, master, how may I serve you?"
Rahzel just shook his head and walked out of the room, Elise chuckled slightly, and then sighed in relief. She fell back and leaned against a wooden wall; she slid down the surface and into a sitting position on the floor. She hugged her knees, which were up against her slim body. "That was a close one." She whispered to herself, closing her eyes. "Thanks Holeshot."
Ok! That's all for Chapter 1! In case your confused, or got confused, Bombshell is Elise's nickname in the game and Holeshot is JP's. Anyway, I hope I can get the upcoming chapters updated soon. Until then, Ja ne! ^_^