Tori: I decided to write a follow-up to the e-mail fic.
Ke: Why?
Tori: I dunno…
~*~*~*~
Trowa sat down at the computer in the living room and flicked it on. He waited patiently the whole four seconds it took to load and connect and double-clicked his e-mail
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
Trowa looked over his shoulder at Duet, who was passed out drunk on the couch. "…"
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
That weird Makoto kid… Oh well. Obviously, she only sent it to the pilots, since their e-mails were the only ones at the top, but it was still strange to see a foreign name in his letter.
He read over Duet's answers, printed them out, and began his reply.
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
N/A Alias: Trowa Barton
2. Age (as precise as possible)
16 years, 4 months, 18 days
3. Location (precise)
United Arab Empire
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
single
5. Favorite color
Green
6. Favorite kind of socks
warm ones
7. Favorite Types of Music
Classical, but I enjoy the occasional alternative song
8. Favorite Smells
Quatre's hair and Duet's body wash
9. Do you sing in the shower?
no
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
…move over…
11. Can you drive?
yes
12. If so, do you drive fast?
Not when anyone's watching
13. How often do you cry?
I don't cry
14. What's your favorite quote?
"It is wiser to keep you mouth shut and let people think you're a fool then to open it and prove them right."
15. Why?
Is it not self-explanatory?
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Chekkā the stuffed lion. Mine still has it's fur.
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"Silence is Golden"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
In the back of a truck
19. Who was it from?
Midii
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
DUKE
21. What's on your personal mug?
#3 and 'Ai Shiteru, San-san' written in permanent marker
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"IT'S A GUNDAM!!!"
23. How do you respond?
By annihilating them
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
…yes… Duet, why did you send me this?
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A lion
26. What's your future child's name?
I don't think that's scientifically possible, and I doubt they would let me adopt. Unless, of course, I married my other love interest.
27. Do you like piña coladas?
Only Wu Fei's
28. And getting caught in the rain?
Not particularly
29. What's your computer's background?
Clouds
30. What's under your bed?
Dust bunnies
31. What's in your closet?
Clothes… what kind of questions are these?
32. How many languages do you speak? (list)
Six. English, Japanese, French, Latin, Russian, and Morse code
33. What's you're favorite sport?
I'm going to agree with Duet and say basketball
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
03
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
I leave it blank. I have no name.
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
Possibly my image song… Doukeshi by Nakahara Shigeru
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
*smirk* SR71 "Politically Correct"
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
Again, agreeing with Duet, probably "Celebrity" by that generic boyband
39. Do you drink milk?
Yes
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
Probably
41. If so, how did it taste?
I doubt I was conscious of it
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
Duet's ropa interior… on the floor
43. What's your favorite sound?
Quatre playing his violin or piano, Duet breathing, and silence
44. Have you ever been in love?
Naturally
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Blondes and brunettes
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
I wouldn't change my name.
47. Why?
It isn't necessary
48. Do you know the muffin man?
What?
49. Why did you fill this out?
Duet sent it to me.
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
Of course
Trowa copied and pasted the letter he'd just typed and sent it to all the Gundam pilots just as Duet had done. He finished just in time, because the moment he hit the send button, Duet fell of the couch and woke up.
"Whatcha doin', Tro-man? Sending Michelle more love-letters?"
The banged boy whirled around and glared at Duet.
"I'm going to take that as a yes…"
Trowa gripped the arm rest.
"And now I'm gonna run like Hell!"
The pair tore out of the room, Trowa hot on the braided girl's heels.
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Trowa: Why is everyone picking on me and Michelle?
Tori: I saw it on Duet's guild page.
Trowa: Do you believe everything Duet says?
Tori: No, but I never pass up the chance to get a human reaction out of you…
Trowa: *glower* …