Tori: Look! Another!

Ke: The readers can see…

Tori: Shut up.

~*~*~*~

            Wu Fei climbed off his mat and sat down in the computer chair. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he peered at the screen, trying to locate the icon that was beeping and flashing. "Ah," he smirked and double-clicked his e-mail.

Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,

            "…the hell?"

Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!

            Damn Makoto. He was weak. We Fei yawned and read over the other's responses. So far, Duet, Trowa, and Duo had attached their replies, so he printed them out and set to filling it out himself.

1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)

            Wu Fei Chang

2. Age (as precise as possible)

            15 years [birthday: May 14]

3. Location (precise)

            My room

4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend

            Duet, even though she is a not-completely-weak-but-still-not-strong-onna

5. Favorite color

            Red or gold

6. Favorite kind of socks

            barefoot

7. Favorite Types of Music

            I don't particularly like music, but when I am subjected to it, I prefer alternative

8. Favorite Smells

            Duet

9. Do you sing in the shower?

            Only weak and pathetic people with no sense of honor sing in the shower

10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?

            Give me some room, you stupid Onna!

11. Can you drive?

            Does piloting a Gundam count?

12. If so, do you drive fast?

            Only weak people drive slow

13. How often do you cry?

            However often do undeserving people die

14. What's your favorite quote?

            "Justice and the sword: may they never be parted."

15. Why?

            The strong have a sense of justice and weak shouldn't be fighting because they are weak.

16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

            …Sang-Sang the panda…

17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?

            "Honor of the Dragon"

18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)

            Under the arch where I was married

19. Who was it from?

            My wife, Merian, er, Nataku

20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?

            I'm not wearing a shirt

21. What's on your personal mug?

            Chinese characters that say "Honor is Life"

22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?

            "IT'S A GUNDAM!!!"

23. How do you respond?

            "Nataku will destroy you for stating the obvious!"

24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?

            …

25. If you were an animal, what would you be?

            A dragon. There is no question.

26. What's your future child's name?

            Li

27. Do you like piña coladas?

            I make the best

28. And getting caught in the rain?

            I don't particularly mind it…

29. What's your computer's background?

            A warning against touching my computer

30. What's under your bed?

            nothing

31. What's in your closet?

            …my shrine to Nataku…

32. How many languages do you speak? (list)

            Five. English, Japanese, Chinese, Portuguese, and Russian

33. What's you're favorite sport?

            Basketball, but dueling is a close second

34. If you play a sport, what is your number?

            05

35.  When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?

            Defender of Honor and Upholder of Justice

36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)

            "Shinjitsu wo tsukamitore" [Grasp The Truth] by Ryuzou Ishino

37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)

            "Mind Education" TWO-MIX

38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)

            I don't like rap

39. Do you drink milk?

            No. Milk is from onna and onna are weak.

40. Have you ever eaten a bug?

            EATING BUGS IS DISHONORABLE!

41. If so, how did it taste?

            I wouldn't know

42. What's your favorite article of clothing?

            Sadly, I must agree with my predecessors.

43. What's your favorite sound?

            The flickering of a candle flame

44. Have you ever been in love?

            No, but I've been married

45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?

            Brown or black

46. If you could change your name, what would it be?

            Only weaklings would dishonor themselves by changing their names!

47. Why?

            Because you should proudly bear the name you were given!

48. Do you know the muffin man?

            Obviously not…

49. Why did you fill this out?

            If I didn't, the computer would have kept beeping at me.

50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?

            Hai.

            Wu Fei copied and pasted the letter, pulled the prints from the printers, and didn't get two feet before passing out again, dead tired. Unfortunately, he landed right on poor Sang-Sang, who protested with a tiny squeak.

~*~Somewhere At OZ~*~

            "Zechs, come over here and have a look at this…"

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Ke: I don't think anyone wants to read these anymore…

Tori: I know, but they're fun to write! Only Heero and Quatre left for the pilots! But what about that letter Treize found…?

Ke: Ooh… o.O

Tori: …stop making fun of me…

Ke: But you were doing such a horrible job at trying to be dramatic!