Tori: Amazing!

Ke: What?

Tori: People like it!

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         "What is this?" Zechs asked, taking the printed papers and shuffling through them.

         "It's some sort of chain letter being sent around to the Gundam pilots, I believe," Treize replied, arching an eyebrow at some of the responses. With a laugh, he began reading the beginng.

Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,

         "So it's from a Gundam pilot to start with…"

Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!

         "I've never heard of anyone named Makoto piloting a Gundam," Zechs sighed, ready to write the e-mails off as fakes.

         "But just look at this information. It couldn't be anyone but them." Treize got an evil glint in his eye.

         "Just what are you thinking, sir?" the platinum-haired man frowned, backing up a step.

         "Zechs Marquise, in exchange for the information they have sent us regarding their location and weaknesses, I would like you to fill this out on you own, all true just as it requires, and send it to the designated e-mail addresses,"

         "But sir-"

         "Just do it. I need to go speak to the soldiers stationed in the computer lab. And, send it around to some others, why don't you? I'm sure your dear sister would love to see Heero's should he respond." With that, Treize stalked out of the room, leaving Zechs almost in tears.

         "But I donwanna…"

1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)

         Milliardo Peacecraft

2. Age (as precise as possible)

         19 years, 6 months

3. Location (precise)

         My office

4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend

         Noin {Maxine, stay AWAY from my sister!}

5. Favorite color

         maroon

6. Favorite kind of socks

         cotton socks

7. Favorite Types of Music

         Latin

8. Favorite Smells

         coffee in the morning

9. Do you sing in the shower?

         …no…

10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?

         "My head hurts…"

11. Can you drive?

         Yes.

12. If so, do you drive fast?

         I drive the speed limit… or slightly over

13. How often do you cry?

         Never

14. What's your favorite quote?

         "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

15. Why?

         You have to know who to watch out for.

16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

         Boaty the bear

17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?

         "Prince Without a Kingdom"

18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)

         …in the cockpit of a Leo…

19. Who was it from?

         …Maxine…

20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?

         My rank badges and buttons.

21. What's on your personal mug?

         "It's early. I'm still tired. What the hell do you want?"

22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?

         "Hello, sir."

23. How do you respond?

         …? "Hello"

24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?

         With who?

25. If you were an animal, what would you be?

         A chameleon

26. What's your future child's name?

         Rosalie or Zachary

27. Do you like piña coladas?

         On occasions

28. And getting caught in the rain?

         No

29. What's your computer's background?

         The OZ Lion

30. What's under your bed?

         Dirty clothes

31. What's in your closet?

         My uniforms

32. How many languages do you speak? (list)

         Five. Japanese, English, Latin, French, and Spanish

33. What's you're favorite sport?

         Sad to say, basketball. But I also enjoy golf.

34. If you play a sport, what is your number?

         06

35.  When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?

         Lieutenant Zechs Marquise

36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)

         "Nothin' On My Back" Sum41

37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)

         "Movies" Alien Ant Farm

38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)

         Songs I wait twenty minutes to download only to find out they're karaoke.

39. Do you drink milk?

         Yes

40. Have you ever eaten a bug?

         I imagine

41. If so, how did it taste?

         I don't remember

42. What's your favorite article of clothing?

         My ratty old sweat pants that Noin keeps telling me to throw out

43. What's your favorite sound?

         Rain on leaves

44. Have you ever been in love?

         Yes

45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?

          Black

46. If you could change your name, what would it be?

         …I don't know… Zechs Marquise?

47. Why?

         …

48. Do you know the muffin man?

          Is he the man that lives in my muffin?

49. Why did you fill this out?

         Treize's orders.

50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?

         Yes, because I had to fill it out.

         Zechs typed in the addresses on top of the letter, and added those of his sister, Noin, Treize, Lady Une, and Dorothy. "…make me fill this out… Oh, you'll pay…" he grumbled and hit the 'Send' button.

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Tori: Hehehe…

Ke: You're an insult to FanFiction.Net authors, you know that!?