Tori: Now, as requested… HEERO YUY!
Ke: This should prove to be interesting…
Tori: Hn. Everyone's been requesting it…
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Preparing for another round of Minesweeping fun, Heero grabbed a beer out of the mini-fridge in the corner of his room and plopped down on his unmade bed in front of his laptop. "Alright, Mr. Happy-Face-Sunglasses-Wearing-Dude… Prepare to meet your match." He was, of course, referring to the tiny smiley .gif between the scores.
Snapping open his can of Sapporo, he took a long sip before fixing his gaze on the screen again. "Mail?" he asked himself as the icon in the middle beeped. The Perfect Soldier double-clicked it open and blinked a few times at the new message.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"Interesting… Duet only addressed it to us, but there are already six responses…" Heero scanned the addresses on top until he came across a few unfamiliar ones. "These are OZ e-mails…" He opened the replies attached to the letter and hit print, sending the wireless signal to the printer downstairs.
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
"Alright… I'll play your little game, OZ. I'll win it too!" He minimized his Minesweeper game and cracked his knuckles.
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Heero Yuy
2. Age (as precise as possible)
16 years, 1 month, 17 days [birthday: January 17]
3. Location (precise)
My room
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
Relena or Duet or Duo, I can't decide. Wu Fei has been looking pretty good lately as well…
5. Favorite color
gray
6. Favorite kind of socks
clean ones
7. Favorite Types of Music
Anything loud and fast
8. Favorite Smells
extinguished matches and the first bit of air out of a whip cream can
9. Do you sing in the shower?
…if a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"Stop hogging the covers!"
11. Can you drive?
You be the judge. (runs over a mailbox)
12. If so, do you drive fast?
Very, very fast
13. How often do you cry?
I was not trained to cry
14. What's your favorite quote?
"Omea o korosu."
15. Why?
Because I will.
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Pokey. He's a stuffed turtle. Go to hell.
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"Omea o Korosu"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
in an OZ hangar
19. Who was it from?
I don't kiss and tell
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
Who says I wearing a shirt?
21. What's on your personal mug?
"Omea o korosu" in 8 different languages!
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"AHHHHH! IT'S A GUNDAM!!!"
23. How do you respond?
"AHHHHH! IT'S A MASS-PRODUCED TIN CAN!!!"
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
With who?
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
I am an animal. Human beings are animals. We're ruthless, cunning…
26. What's your future child's name?
Dominic or Samantha
27. Do you like piña coladas?
When Wu Fei makes them
28. And getting caught in the rain?
Sure, I can count it as a shower.
29. What's your computer's background?
A picture of a lightning storm
30. What's under your bed?
A baseball bat in case Duo tried to sneak into my room again.
31. What's in your closet?
A really big gun incase the baseball bat breaks.
32. How many languages do you speak? (list)
Japanese, English, Spanish, Portuguese, French, Latin, German, Sign Language, Morse Code, and Mandarin to make an even ten.
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Basketball
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
01
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
"Omea o Korosu" and then "~Heero Yuy" really small.
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
Savage Garden "Gunning Down Romance"
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
Eve 6 "Nightmare"
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
The Veggie Tales theme song. I don't talk to tomatoes, I don't find squash amusing in the least, nor do I dance with potatoes, Duet.
39. Do you drink milk?
Could I bounce on my head if I didn't?
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
Yes.
41. If so, how did it taste?
I was trying to focus on the chocolate around it.
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
Ropa interior? Isn't that her… Oh, yes. I agree. Relena's too. Funny though, I don't think Duet wears any…
43. What's your favorite sound?
Naga's laugh. You know, the girl from Slayers? Seems like I'm the only one who likes it though.
44. Have you ever been in love?
…
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Blonde or brown
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
I wouldn't
47. Why?
My name means "The One And Only" and I like it.
48. Do you know the muffin man?
…the hell?
49. Why did you fill this out?
To tell you the truth, I don't know…
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
*shrugs* Meh…
Heero copied and pasted the letter before returning to his version of Minesweeper called "Omea o korosu, ureshii yarou" where he deemed it his mission to detonate a mine on his first turn, rather than evade them all.
~*~BONUS MINI-THEATER~*~
Downstairs, Chibi-Duet was walking through the study to get the paper when she notice the documents in the printer. She realized these were the e-mails she'd sent everyone and smiled. "So, they actually took me seriously." Pawing through them she came across two very interesting ones. "Relena and Milliardo?" she sweatdropped. Her eye began to twitch as she read them.
"STAY AWAY FROM YOUR SISTER!? 'SCUSE ME, SIR, BUT I WILL DATE YOUR SISTER AS I PLEASE AND MAYBE I'LL EVEN SLEEP WITH HER! SO THERE!"
At that moment, Chibi-Quatre walked in, sipping his tea. He immediately spat it out. Duet whirled around. "I'M TELLING DUO!!!" Quatre laughed, tearing out of the room with the braided bi in hot pursuit.
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Tori: I hope you liked the "Messy Topless Heero Sitting In Front Of Laptop" imagery.
Ke: …we all know Tori did…
Tori: I want a beer now too…