Author's Note: Hey I didn't get any flames..yet 0.o Thank you all! ^_^

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN INVADER ZIM AND IF YOU THINK I DO YOU'RE SERIOUSLY MESSED UP!! That is all.

Tall Meets Tall

Chapter Two: Gift Planet

Alva pressed a few buttons on the console she was sitting in front of.

Her job was to organize the ships to make an even sweep of the entire planet. Rid it of all it's life forms. This was no easy task for large planets, but this one wasn't too big and wouldn't take very long to do.

The interactive screen let her only touch the places where the ships were to be plotted, and it automatically saved that location. She was re- arranging them around like a jigsaw puzzle.

The Almighty Tallests came in the control center, to check on the progress.

"How long will it take to sweep the planet?" Purple asked.

"I don't know…the report of the terrain hasn't come back yet. Wasn't the invader of the planet supposed to do that before conquering it?" Alva said.

Red was sucking on an Brainfreezy(an Irken Brainfreezy ^_~).

"Erm, yeah…" he mumbled, getting a brain freeze.

"Well I won't know until I know how many canyons and caves and such exist on it." Alva told them.

"Uh huh…" Red's eye twitched as the brain freeze started taking affect.

"I guess I could take a look from here and make a rough guess…" Alva said, pressing some buttons. The screen zoomed in on the planet.

It was fairly flat. It had valleys and plains, with loads of beautiful scenery.

"It's a shame all this is going to be destroyed." Alva said.

"Why?" Purple asked, looking at Red, who was shivering from the cold in his head.

"Well just look at! It seems so peaceful…" Alva turned around and looked at Red oddly, "what is wrong with him?"

"I guess he ate his freezy too fast…" Purple suggested.

"I'm…fine….just…fine…" Red mumbled.

"Hmm…" Purple got an idea. He grabbed Red and floated off out of the control place thing with him.

~*~*~*~

"Hey, Alva likes the planet." Purple told Red once back in their main…place 0.o

"So?" Red replied, rubbing his head.

"Well if you don't care I guess I can say it was all my idea, which it is anyway!" Purple crossed his arms.

"All what is your IDEA?" Red said annoyed.

"We haven't decided what to do with the planet yet, so why don't we give it to Alva?" Purple announced.

"What? Are you crazy??"

"It's better than asking if she's SINGLE!" Purple countered.

"…fine." Red muttered.

~*~*~*~

The Tallests came back into the control center Alva was in.

"Okay you don't have to sweep the planet." Red said.

"Huh?" Alva looked at him questioningly.

"Well, if you think that it would be better off having all that…stuff on it so be it." Purple explained.

Alva raised a brow.

"You can have the planet," Red mumbled.

"What do you mean I can HAVE it??" Alva asked surprised.

"You like it you can have it!" Red yelled waving his arms.

Purple looked at him irritantly.

"It was my idea…" he said matter-of-factly.

"What's your point?" Red said, looking at Purple.

"You hated the idea!" Purple pointed at Red.

Red gasped fakely.

"I did not!" He replied.

"Yes you did!" Purple accused.

"I did not!"

The "did not did too" thing started, resulting in Alva looking at them boredly, then leaving the room…again.



I bet your wondering if this is going anywhere…well it is. Next chap will actually have something HAPPEN in it hehe…I mean…not THAT kind of happen…but the planet thing…oh just wait and see!