Tori: Wow, this fic he grown a LOT!
Ke: More than either of us ever intended…
Tori: DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU, READERS!
Ke: Erm.. *pokes Tori* Seems like we've had a visitor…
Tori: Well, well… Duet is a stinky-butt poophead. *sticks tongue out at Duet* I apologize to anyone who had the pleasure of meeting her on her reviewing rampage…
Ke: You have to learn to control your characters.
Tori: She's not mine, she never will be mine, and I have never claimed to own her. She is her own person!
Ke: Uh-huh...
Tori: I swear on my honor as a doujinshi translator!
Ke: O.O Alright already! Jeeze!
Tori: Heh heh heh… You all thought "Behind the Gundanium" was a joke, didn't you?
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Noin ran her fingers through her hair and smiled as she sat down at her desk. She slouched a bit and took a sip of her coffee, giving the computer screen an unfocused stare, but something caught her attention.
"Mail?' she murmured, leaning forward a little to get a better look. When she was sure she wasn't seeing things, she opened the file and began to read.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"What is this doing in my inbox?" Noin peered at the addresses at the top. "Oh, it must be something from Zechs…"
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
She read the replies to the letter before her and printed them out, wanting to savor the humor. "Now I suppose I owe them…" she sighed and began to fill to the answers in.
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Lucrezia Noin
2. Age (as precise as possible)
19 years, 5 months
3. Location (precise)
My office
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
Zechs
5. Favorite color
deep purple
6. Favorite kind of socks
regular old sweat socks
7. Favorite Types of Music
American '80s music. Hootie and The Blowfish is my favorite.
8. Favorite Smells
wildflowers
9. Do you sing in the shower?
occasionally
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"…coffee…"
11. Can you drive?
Yes.
12. If so, do you drive fast?
No, I drive under the speed limit.
13. How often do you cry?
Whenever I feel like it, okay!?
14. What's your favorite quote?
"Here's to the girl behind the man behind the gun."
15. Why?
Because I've got Zech's back
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
I don't know… "The Underdog"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
In the art room of the Lake Victoria Academy
19. Who was it from?
Zechs
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
Walk To Cure AIDS 193 {how long has this disease been around?}
21. What's on your personal mug?
"Coffee First. Then War."
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"Hello, Instructor Noin."
23. How do you respond?
"Hello." {good questions…}
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
Never. I've seen your rooms. God only knows what your cockpits look like.
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
Something that could fly.
26. What's your future child's name?
Tenshi or Hikaru
27. Do you like piña coladas?
Only non-alcoholic ones.
28. And getting caught in the rain?
If I'm not alone
29. What's your computer's background?
The ESUN symbol
30. What's under your bed?
A suitcase and some folded blankets
31. What's in your closet?
Clothes {again, great questions…}
32. How many languages do you speak? (list)
Three. Japanese, English, and German.
33. What's you're favorite sport?
I like playing tennis with Relena, but lacrosse is my favorite
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
09
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
"Lieutenant Noin"
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
Monica "Right Here Waiting"
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
Sarah McLachlan "I Will Remember You"
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
Oh, I hate Ozzy Osborne
39. Do you drink milk?
Yes.
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
No
41. If so, how did it taste?
I don't know.
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
Typical boys. Mine? Probably the dress Zechs bought me for a Christmas party.
43. What's your favorite sound?
Someone playing a sitar really soft.
44. Have you ever been in love?
I am currently
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Platinum blonde
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Something easier to spell then Lucrezia
47. Why?
Because Lucrezia is difficult to spell.
48. Do you know the muffin man?
…the hell?
49. Why did you fill this out?
I had absolutely nothing better to do
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
Not particularly, Zechs.
Noin copied and pasted the letter and was about to disconnect from the internet when another e-mail popped up. The subject read "Somebody Loves You." Not thinking clearly, she opened it.
Suddenly, the power went out and the air raid sirens blared.
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Tori: *giggle* The Love Bug…
Ke: I always suspected you were responsible, Tori…
Tori: Wasn't me!
Ke: I know. Just fishing for laughs…