Tori: *giggle* Here we go again!
Ke: Oooh. O.o* Sudden boom of E-mail Survey fics.
Tori: *ignoring Ke* I like mine with lettuce and tomato! Heinz 57 and French-fried potato! Big Kosher pickle and glass of beer! Oh sweet Lord, which way do I steer!? CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE!
Ke: *rips Jimmy Buffet CD out of stereo and snaps it in half*
Tori: *lip quivers*
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*At an OZ base separate from that of which Noin resides at*
"What on Earth…?" Treize murmured as he read over the e-mails in his inbox. "What's this?" He double-clicked one that appeared to have been sent to a whole mess of people with very interesting addresses.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"Oh no… Not this thing…" he moaned, clicking through people's answers and printing them out. "Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt…"
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
"Crazy Gundam pilots…" he mutter after reading their responses to make sure he would answer it right. "And crazy OZ officers for that matter…"
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Treize Kushrenada
2. Age (as precise as possible)
24
3. Location (precise)
My office
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
Lady Une
5. Favorite color
Royal blue
6. Favorite kind of socks
New ones
7. Favorite Types of Music
I prefer classical music; Beethoven or Bach
8. Favorite Smells
Roses
9. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes, the bathroom has the best acoustics.
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"How much do I owe you?"
11. Can you drive?
Yes.
12. If so, do you drive fast?
Not really.
13. How often do you cry?
I don't cry.
14. What's your favorite quote?
"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."
15. Why?
…because there aren't…
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"Machiavellian Rose"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
A hospital room on X-18999
19. Who was it from?
Lisa Barton
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
The OZ lion seal
21. What's on your personal mug?
"Coffee stunts your growth, can kill brain cells, and will make you extremely manic. NEW: liquid cigarettes!"
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"Hello, Mister Treize."
23. How do you respond?
"Hello." {I agree. These are certainly quality questions.}
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
No.
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A hunting dog.
26. What's your future child's name?
Well, for starters, I certainly wouldn't name him after a number…
27. Do you like piña coladas?
Once in a while.
28. And getting caught in the rain?
No.
29. What's your computer's background?
The OZ lion symbol
30. What's under your bed?
Nothing
31. What's in your closet?
My mistress. What the hell do you think is in my closet, moron?
32. How many languages do you speak? (list)
Four. Japanese, English, Spanish and German.
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Hunting
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
I don't play sports that require numbers.
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
"Treize Kushrenada"
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
The Class Acts "Explode" {the one song I'll make an exception for}
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
Jimmy Buffet "Margaritaville"
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
Mmmm… I don't like loud music.
39. Do you drink milk?
Yes.
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
Perhaps.
41. If so, how did it taste?
I didn't actually take the time to figure that out…
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
My spiffy boots
43. What's your favorite sound?
The sound of progress.
44. Have you ever been in love?
Have you?
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Brown
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Something with absolutely no relation to a number.
47. Why?
It's just a whim of mine.
48. Do you know the muffin man?
Who what now?
49. Why did you fill this out?
I figured I owed Zechs.
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
Hate? Such a strong word.
Treize copied and pasted the letter and smiled to himself and his inbox appeared again. "Oh, it had an attachment…" he whispered to himself as an afterthought and clicked the paperclip.
"Somebody lo~ves you!" a little ladybug chirped before the room went dark and the computer shut down.
"Strange…" Suddenly, his cell phone started ringing. He picked it up and put it to his ear.
"MISTER TREIZE!!! ALL POWER IS OUT AT THE LAKE VICTORIA BASE!" Noin yelled over the sirens and gun shots.
"Yes, well…" Treize looked out the window as people ran from the building in all directions. "…let's call it a Gundam attack and leave it to the Alliance to figure out…" He hung up the little phone and went to his closet. "You can come out now. No one is going to bother us…"
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Tori: AHHHHHHHHHH! *covers eyes and curls into little ball on the floor* IMAGES! IMAGES!
Ke: Who's in the closet?
Tori: It's a mystery! Maybe you'll find out in the next fic!
Ke: It's not a closet monster, is it?
Tori: HAHAHA! SEAN!!! OH, SEAN! KE SAID 'CLOSET MONSTER'!!!!!