Tori: *still singing Jimmy Buffet songs*
Ke: -___-* I caved in and burned her a new cd…
Tori: I'm wastin' away again in Margaritaville… Lookin' for my lost shaker of salt…
Ke: It's those innocent girlie eyes. *imitates face* 9__9
Tori: AHHHHHHHH! MY MUSE IS POSSESSED! *beats Ke with pack of ofudas*
~*~*~*~
Quatre walked out of the bathroom, rubbing his hair dry with a towel. As he walked past the computer on his desk, he did a double-take and backed up. "Mail?" he frowned and leaned down to open the message.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"Five names and nine responses? That's not right…"
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
"This was that weird thing Duet was reading…" [Duet: (wherever she is) AH-CHOO!] He quickly clicked through the others' responses and printed them out. "Okay. Why not?"
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Quatre Raberba Winner
2. Age (as precise as possible)
15 [my birthday is December 8th]
3. Location (precise)
My room
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
Jenn (hopefully)/ Duet/ Trowa
5. Favorite color
Azure
6. Favorite kind of socks
Tabi!
7. Favorite Types of Music
Classical or JPop or alternative
8. Favorite Smells
Trowa's cologne and Duet's hair and rubber cement
9. Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"You have cold feet…"
11. Can you drive?
Yes.
12. If so, do you drive fast?
Of course not!
13. How often do you cry?
When I'm sad, or even when I'm not.
14. What's your favorite quote?
"Don't judge me by my failures; judge me by my dreams.""
15. Why?
Just…don't, okay?
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Yep! Rakuda the camel!
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"Uchuu no Kokoro"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
Mouth-to-mouth on the cement around my pool, but if you mean actual kiss, Heavyarm's cockpit
19. Who was it from?
Duet and Trowa
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
I'm not wearing one [A/N: *drool*]
21. What's on your personal mug?
I don't drink coffee, but I do have a China tea set!
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"IT'S A GUNDAM!"
23. How do you respond?
"Surrender, and I'll spare your lives…"
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
Already did. I won't hold you to it though. I own outer space.
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A kitty cat
26. What's your future child's name?
Jasmina or Yahiko
27. Do you like piña coladas?
I like Wu Fei's
28. And getting caught in the rain?
^___^ Yeah! It's fun!
29. What's your computer's background?
A picture of the Earth from space
30. What's under your bed?
I've never bothered to check
31. What's in your closet?
Ha, ha, ha… Nice try, guys…
32. How many languages do you speak? (list)
Six. Japanese, English, Latin, Arabic, Sanskrit, and French
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Basketball!
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
04
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
"Quatre"
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
Ai Orikasa "I'm Your Friend"
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
BBMak "Ghost of You and Me"
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
I don't like music that curses too much
39. Do you drink milk?
Yes!
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
I don't think so…
41. If so, how did it taste?
I… don't… know…
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
I like my shoes. They're comfy! [A/N: I LOVE YOUR SHOES TOO!!! I'm finished…]
43. What's your favorite sound?
Wind chimes
44. Have you ever been in love?
I… am in love. Right now.
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Oh… Brown hair!
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
I like my name.
47. Why?
Because I do!
48. Do you know the muffin man?
Oh! I saw this movie! He's, um… The green one?
49. Why did you fill this out?
For fun
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
No, not at all.
Quatre copied and pasted the letter and was about to open the attachment when another e-mail appeared. "A letter from Heero?" He opened it quickly, as it was probably something important. "Quatre- Do not open the attachment on Duet's quiz. It is a virus I sent to OZ. –Heero" the blonde boy read aloud and breathed a sigh of relief. "That was a close one! Hmmm… I wonder if Hilde and Cathy got this. But I'll delete the virus of course! ^___^"
*Bonus Mini-Theater 2*
Treize swung open the closet door to reveal Duet gagged and bound. Her hair was undone and she was bleeding from several severe cuts along her arms and legs. "Ah, you're still awake," he smirked as she turned her eyes up to look at him. "It's all right. You're only bait. Soon your idiot comrades will come looking for you and I'll kill you pilots once and for all…"
*Back at the House*
Trowa looked up from the book in his hands and frowned. "It's quiet. Too quiet… DUO!" he bellowed and the braided boy poked his head around the door frame.
"You yelled?"
"Where's Duet?"
"She went out to get some groceries."
"That was seven hours ago…"An awkward silence fell and the two boys stared at one another a few seconds before leaping to their feet and rushing off to collect the other pilots.
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Tori: …Jenn…? Oooh… *THAT* Jenn… As in neopets? ^___^ GO QUATRE!
Ke: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Jenn! Let's all wave to Jenn!
Everyone: *highly exaggerated waves*
Tori: Okay, I think we've embarrassed her enough. But Quatre did have her on that list. The only thing I changed was the age since they're 15 in all my fics.
Ke: What's gonna happen to Duet!? Did Treize…?
Tori: Well, she's been with everyone else on the show… Why not?
Ke: O.o* Because…
Tori: The I'll leave it up to the readers to decide for themselves. I don't much like the idea either… *shudder*
Ke: I think this could have been why Duet played all those mean pranks on you.
Tori: Naw, she was just PMSing…
Ke: *massages forehead* I foresee a manic braided girl with lighter fluid… She is setting your apartment on fire…