Ke: *camera fills with Ke's furry face* Um, hi! I'm the real star of these fic, as you already probably know-
Tori: Ke! Get away from that! *punts Ke across the room* Sorry. Lemme get that… *adjust camera to focus on herself*
Ke: How is that better!?
Tori: Now, for the next fic! *presses play and the fic starts*
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"Oh! What's this?" Lady Une asked herself as her inbox maximized itself in the middle of her progress report. OZ had to re-load all its files after a mysterious virus knocked out the computers at two of the bases. She opened the letter and began to read.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"This isn't for me… But does have Treize's name on it, so…" Her curiosity go the better of her and she continued.
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
"Okay!" Flipping her unbound hair over one shoulder, she smiled and printed out the other responses before typing in her own.
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Midii Une
2. Age (as precise as possible)
N/A
3. Location (precise)
My office
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
Treize
5. Favorite color
light brown
6. Favorite kind of socks
100% cotton
7. Favorite Types of Music
Classical or soft rock
8. Favorite Smells
Roses and daffodils
9. Do you sing in the shower?
Once in a while
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"I don't have cold feet!"
11. Can you drive?
Yes.
12. If so, do you drive fast?
Not really.
Lady Une squinted at the screen and fished around in her pocket for her glasses case. "I can't see a thing… My vision is getting worse every day," she sighed and placed her glasses on her nose.
13. How often do you cry?
Only fools cry.
14. What's your favorite quote?
"You may have won the battle, but you'll surely loose the war."
15. Why?
It is true for those fool Gundam pilots that plague us constantly.
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No, of course not.
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"A Tale of Two Souls"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
An OZ base on L3
19. Who was it from?
No Name
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
My rank buttons and medals.
21. What's on your personal mug?
"Coffee for two, please."
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"Hello, Lady Une."
23. How do you respond?
Usually, I don't.
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
No
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A lioness
26. What's your future child's name?
I don't think I want children.
27. Do you like piña coladas?
No
28. And getting caught in the rain?
No
29. What's your computer's background?
The OZ lion seal
30. What's under your bed?
A fold-away cot
31. What's in your closet?
Extra pillows and blankets, and clothes
32. How many languages do you speak? (list)
Three. Japanese, English, and French
33. What's you're favorite sport?
War
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
I don't have a number
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
"Lady Une"
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
"Of Two Minds" Himemeia Kinoko
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
"Foolish Games" Jewel
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
The "Gina" juice jingle
39. Do you drink milk?
Sometimes
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
No
41. If so, how did it taste?
I didn't
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
My gun holster
43. What's your favorite sound?
The cocking of a flintlock
44. Have you ever been in love?
More than you know
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Golden-blonde
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Kelly
47. Why?
It's a nice name
48. Do you know the muffin man?
Should I?
49. Why did you fill this out?
Treize sent it to me
"This is giving me a headache," Lady Une growled, plucking her glasses off her nose and resting them on top of the computer.
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
Of course not, Mr. Treize
Lady Une copied and pasted the letter. "Hmmm… I think Marimeia might have some fun with this!" Click!
*Bonus Mini-Theater 3*
"We've searched the entire house! Where could that woman be!?" Wu Fei yelled, trying hard not to show any concern.
"Did she ever come home…?" Quatre asked, looking from Duo to Heero, to Trowa, and Wufei.
"NO!" they replied in unison and raced for the phone. "RELENA!"
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Tori: Stupid, stupid, stupid science/ literature class assignment…
Ke: Even I feel sorry for her.
Tori: I wrote my whole sci-fi story only to hear my teacher say we can't use guns.
Ke: *whispers* The whole story revolves around guns, and Tori has the main character shot to death.
Tori: It was a happy ending!
Ke: Hehehe… The assignment was to write a story with yourself as one of the characters, and acting as you would act.
Tori: No, I didn't make myself the main chara. I just… you know what? I'll post it.
Ke: Her science was La Grange Points-
Tori: Which do exist!
Ke: She also managed to cram some Gundam Wing, X/1999 and Trigun references in there. AND the word "Meh" which actually plays a pretty large part.
Tori: The main character is Duet a.k.a. Juni Darlain. Hehehe… And the Colony is L2. I'll post my data too.