Ke: Tori is lazy.
Tori: I am lazy…
Ke: Tori takes forever to update.
Tori: I HAVE A JOB!
Ke: *whispers* Current financial predicament: Think Niea_7…
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"Mail?" frowned Dorothy as a blinking box popped up to interfere with her rousing game of solitaire. She opened the new message and read it aloud.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"La! Duet must have forgotten to add my name! But since it's from her, it must be something good." After a moment of careful deliberation, she added, " But I really hope it isn't a link to one of those hentai pages again…"
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
"WHO'S MAKOTO!?" the blonde girl cried, and suddenly the computer felt very threatened.. She took a few deep breaths, returned her fencing foil back to its sheath, sat down, and the computer beeped in relief. "Well, I'll just have to answer this better than whateverhisnameis did! But first… I'll print these out!" The last part was only because she had just recently noticed the other replies. She grabbed the papers as they fell out of the printer and shuffled through them until she found Duet's and Relena's. "It's worse than I thought! She's leaving me for some pretty little blonde! …But I'm a pretty little blonde, too! Looks like I'll have to start a beautiful war…"
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Dorothy Catalonia
2. Age (as precise as possible)
15
3. Location (precise)
My dorm
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
Duet/ Heero, if I'm lucky!
5. Favorite color
Deep red
6. Favorite kind of socks
I prefer to walk around barefoot, thank you
7. Favorite Types of Music
Anything loud and fast. The more Uncle Treize hates it, the better.
8. Favorite Smells
The scent of victory
9. Do you sing in the shower?
Never
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"Make me move. I dare you."
11. Can you drive?
Of course
12. If so, do you drive fast?
I age thirty extra seconds every hundred miles
13. How often do you cry?
However often Quatre makes me cry
14. What's your favorite quote?
"Two things greater than all things are; the first is love the second is war."
15. Why?
Isn't it self-explanatory?
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Strife, the one-eyed alligator
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"The Beauty Of War"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
In a bar on L4
19. Who was it from?
Who do you think?
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
The German flag
21. What's on your personal mug?
A rather deranged-looking squirrel clutching a pot of coffee
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
The don't say anything.
23. How do you respond?
By ignoring them.
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
La? Of course!
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A snake
26. What's your future child's name?
Veronica or Jason
27. Do you like piña coladas?
Yes
28. And getting caught in the rain?
Yes, especially in storms
29. What's your computer's background?
Erm, I'd rather not say…
30. What's under your bed?
My diary, some old notes, and my secret Battle Athletes DVD collection
31. What's in your closet?
Star Wars paraphernalia
32. How many languages do you speak? (list)
Five. Japanese, English, Latin, German, and French
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Baseball
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
42, of course!
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
"Dorothy" in devil-horn parentheses
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
"Bitch" Meredith Brooks
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
"Running From An Angel" Hootie & the Blowfish
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
"Teen Angst" Cracker
39. Do you drink milk?
Never
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
What?
41. If so, how did it taste?
I doubt it would have tasted very good if I had…
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
My fencing suit
43. What's your favorite sound?
The sounds of war
44. Have you ever been in love?
Yes
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Brown
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Maria
47. Why?
So people would stop asking me where my ruby slippers are.
48. Do you know the muffin man?
Who wants to know?
49. Why did you fill this out?
To remind Duet that she belongs to me.
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
I could never hate you, Duet
Dorothy copied and pasted the letter and smiled to herself. "That ought to show her…"
*Bonus Mini-Theater 4*
"No, I'm sorry… She hasn't been here all week," Relena said, cradling the phone. "Oh! That's terrible! You haven't seen her all day? Well, I'll call around. *laughs* Yes, you know how she can be sometimes. She's not a tame girl… I'll check with you later. … You too, Quatre. Alright, bye!" She placed the phone back on the hook and furrowed her brow in worry. "What could have… OZ!"
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Tori: Ack! Running out of charas, fast! I might have to draw on other random characters!
Ke: Oh, God… It's "The Big Date" all over again…
Tori: If and when you review, tell me who I missed and who YOU want to see answer this letter!
Ke: And don't even say authors. Tori's got a different assignment for you guys…
Tori: *bashes Ke with hammerspace mallet* THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET!
Ke: `(x-x)'
Trowa: +_\\\
Tori: -___-* Guys, stop…
Ke: `(^-^)'
Trowa: ///_^
Tori: *¬__¬ You two look almost gleeful when you make me mad.
Trowa: ///__O* Thaaat's not safe…
Ke: `(O-o)' Woah. I didn't think they even MADE licenses for those!
Tori: =___= …they don't… *hoists giant authoress pen* I WILL NOT HAVE MY FICS TURNED INTO RANDOM DOODLE BOARDS!
Trowa & Ke: SHE'S GONE OFF THE DEEP END!!!!