Author's Notes: I noticed that unless the tallests are in it, this isn't even very funny. Oh well. I hope you like this chapter...or something...and review!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim, I just own Alva and Lem.

Tall Meets Tall

Chapter Seven: A Plan

Lem knocked on the "door" to Alva's room. He hoped she would be there. He had come up with a perfect plan...a plan that...

The door shoved back, and Alva stood in front of it.

"What do you want?" She asked.

"I want to talk to you about the Tallests..." Lem said.

The door suddenly flung back into it's original place.

"Come'on! I'm serious, you won't be disappointed!! Hear me out!" Lem yelled.

"Go away!" Alva sounded after a few seconds.

"I'm not leaving until you open this door and listen to what I have to say!" Lem screamed defiantly.

Irkens that had been passing by stopped and looked at him.

"WHAT?!" He yelled at them.

They continued on their buisness.

The door slid back open.

"Get in here and stop making a fool of yourself." Alva said, from somewhere in the room, she wasn't at the doorway.

Lem walked in, the door closed behind him. He looked around and saw Alva sitting in a chair like thing, curled up to be more precise, writing in a new panel.

"What could you possibly want to discuss about the Tallests?" She asked, not looking up.

Lem smiled.

"You see, I have a plan, to get them out of your antenna for good!" Lem said, sitting in a chair next to hers.

Alva looked up.

"How's that?" She asked, intruiged.

"We make them think you dead," He said.

Alva stared at him.

"We can fake your death...or...to really get back at them, make them think you forgive them, then set it up so they think that THEY killed you, on accident of course." Lem got a devilish looking grin, Alva wasn't accustomed to seeing such a look on his face, or hearing such words. He was quite an evil little Irken, it seemed.

"You would do that to the Tallests?" Alva asked suspiciously.

"I really don't care. They are mumbling fools, maybe some grief would set them strait. And you do want to get them back, don't you?"

Alva looked away.

"Yes, but that would be a very sinister thing to do...how would we pull it off anyway?" She said.

"I know how, but, I'm only telling you if you agree to do it." Lem said, "the Tallests think that I am here to try to convince you to forgive them, and, if it goes right, you will. But then you die, and they will be the ones to have caused it."

Alva stared at him.

"Alright, I'll do it."

OH NO! Is Lem really so evil?! Maybe! YES! Actually, what will happen,(Zim like)and what IS this plan? HEHE! REVIEW!