Author's Notes: OH YES! This is the last chapter(you all sigh in relief).
Yeah I know, the previous two blunders(a.k.a. chapters) were quite boring.
Yeah, I know. I hope this one is okay though. And even though I did leave
room for more, I'm not gonna unless you all want more. Which you probably
won't.
Disclaimer: I don't own invader zim and such...blah blah.
Tall Meets Tall
Chapter...Eight?: The End
Alva and Lem stood at the entrance to the docking bay of the Massive. The Almighty Tallests were inside, arguing with an Irken officer about something.
Alva peeked around the corner, then quickly hid herself again. Lem handed her a strange object and she put it in her mouth.
"I'm not sure I can do this..." she said uneasily, "and this thing hurts my tongue!"
"Sure you can, and that thing is going to save your life!" Lem pushed Alva into the docking bay, rather harshly, and in front of the Tallests.
They stopped arguing with the other Irken immideatly and turned their attention to her.
"I..um," Alva stuttered, "I came to say that I forgive you. Even though you RUINED my novel, BLEW UP a planet, and almost KILLED everyone aboard the Massive, I understand it was out of some, childish affection for me, and am deeply flattered." She said, her face telling she thought otherwise.
Purple stared at Lem, who was smiling quite trumphantly.
"Nice to see you've come to your senses," Red said.
"Uh huh, yeah...have a banana!!" Alva suddenly thrust a banana toward the Tallests.
They stared at it, then each other, then back at the banana.
"Thanks!" They said in unison, then both reached for the banana. This sparked a tug of war.
"HEY! IT'S MY BANANA!" Purple screamed, pulling on one end.
"NO NO! IT WAS CLOSER TO ME! SHE OBVIOUSLY MEANT IT FOR ME!" Red screamed back, pulling his end harder.
"LEGGO!"
"YOU LEGGO!"
The poor banana was jerked back and forth until if finally exploded, the goo splattering all over Alva's face.
"AUGH! My eyes! I can't see!" She yelled, despratly clawing at the goo in her eyes. She stumbled around the room until she found a switch, and pulled it. A window thing opened, and she was sucked out into space, screaming. The hole promply closed up.
The Tallests calmly glided to the window and looked out at the poor, screaming Alva, tumbling through space.
Lem walked up beside them.
"You KILLED her." He said, quite calmly.
Suddenly, a voot-cruiser came speeding by, hit Alva, and kept going, with her stuck on the windshield.
"Oh My Ansestry! You REALLY killed her!!" Lem screamed.
The Tallests blinked a couple times.
"I just noticed something," Purple said.
"What's that?" Red asked.
"We've RUINED Alva's novel, BLEW UP a planet, and almost KILLED the entire population on the Massive, just because of a childish affection for Alva..."
"You JUST noticed that?" Red said, irritated.
"And, now it all over. I promise never to fight over anything so carelessly again!"
"Alright, me too."
The Tallests smiled at each other.
"Wanna go eat something?" Red asked.
"Sure."
With that, the Tallests glided off.
"NO...no...the Tallests didn't kill her...I did...I did..." Lem was curled up in a ball in the corner, a crowd of Irkens had surrounded him. He looked rather feverish.
A couple of uniformed Irkens strolled though and tied Lem up in a straght jacket.
"I DID IT!!! IT WAS MEEEE!!!" Lem screamed as they hauled him off.
~*~*~
Alva was seated in a voot-cruiser, alongside another Irken. She spat out a wierd looking device.
"That thing really hurt my tongue..." she said, "thanks, I really hated doing that, but I can't stand this, I don't want ANYONE...save you...to know I'm alive."
The Irken grumbled.
"Oh be quiet, you owed me, Zim"
Zim shook his head at a memory.
"Where do you want me to take you now?" He said, quite aggitated.
"What about the planet your invading? Um, Earth? Maybe I can stay there, you know, fit in with the inhabitants..." Alva suggested.
"NEVER!"
"Come on Zim! I won't be in you way, I promise...I'll just pretend to be a Earth...thing!" Alva pleaded.
"...I suppose...but if comprimise my mission, then I'm handing you over to the Tallests! Your lucky I came all the way out here, just to pick you up!" Zim yelled.
"I can always..."
"NO!! I said okay! Just shutup about it!"
Alva smirked to herself. She decided she would work on her novel on Earth, where there would be no distractions, hopfully. She had Zim blackmailed pretty well, so he wouldn't tell anyone of her whereabouts. Things would be looking up from here, or so she thought.
~*~*~*~
"Sorry," an Irken said, "there's only one nacho left."
The Tallests stared at the single chip, sitting on a plate on a table on the planet Food Courtopia.
"IT'S MINE!" Red screamed, lunging for it.
"NO YOU DON'T!" Purple lunged for it also.
They both grabbed it at the same time and another tug-of-war started.
"GIMME THE CHIP! YOU SELFISH..."
"NO, IT'S MYYYY CHIP!"
It contiued....
THE END
Please read and review! I'm glad this is finally over. I know that Irken's don't have bananas, but I don't care! It's MY fic! SO THERE! Hope you enjoyed! ^_^ Oh, and I know Zim may have been OOC..
Disclaimer: I don't own invader zim and such...blah blah.
Tall Meets Tall
Chapter...Eight?: The End
Alva and Lem stood at the entrance to the docking bay of the Massive. The Almighty Tallests were inside, arguing with an Irken officer about something.
Alva peeked around the corner, then quickly hid herself again. Lem handed her a strange object and she put it in her mouth.
"I'm not sure I can do this..." she said uneasily, "and this thing hurts my tongue!"
"Sure you can, and that thing is going to save your life!" Lem pushed Alva into the docking bay, rather harshly, and in front of the Tallests.
They stopped arguing with the other Irken immideatly and turned their attention to her.
"I..um," Alva stuttered, "I came to say that I forgive you. Even though you RUINED my novel, BLEW UP a planet, and almost KILLED everyone aboard the Massive, I understand it was out of some, childish affection for me, and am deeply flattered." She said, her face telling she thought otherwise.
Purple stared at Lem, who was smiling quite trumphantly.
"Nice to see you've come to your senses," Red said.
"Uh huh, yeah...have a banana!!" Alva suddenly thrust a banana toward the Tallests.
They stared at it, then each other, then back at the banana.
"Thanks!" They said in unison, then both reached for the banana. This sparked a tug of war.
"HEY! IT'S MY BANANA!" Purple screamed, pulling on one end.
"NO NO! IT WAS CLOSER TO ME! SHE OBVIOUSLY MEANT IT FOR ME!" Red screamed back, pulling his end harder.
"LEGGO!"
"YOU LEGGO!"
The poor banana was jerked back and forth until if finally exploded, the goo splattering all over Alva's face.
"AUGH! My eyes! I can't see!" She yelled, despratly clawing at the goo in her eyes. She stumbled around the room until she found a switch, and pulled it. A window thing opened, and she was sucked out into space, screaming. The hole promply closed up.
The Tallests calmly glided to the window and looked out at the poor, screaming Alva, tumbling through space.
Lem walked up beside them.
"You KILLED her." He said, quite calmly.
Suddenly, a voot-cruiser came speeding by, hit Alva, and kept going, with her stuck on the windshield.
"Oh My Ansestry! You REALLY killed her!!" Lem screamed.
The Tallests blinked a couple times.
"I just noticed something," Purple said.
"What's that?" Red asked.
"We've RUINED Alva's novel, BLEW UP a planet, and almost KILLED the entire population on the Massive, just because of a childish affection for Alva..."
"You JUST noticed that?" Red said, irritated.
"And, now it all over. I promise never to fight over anything so carelessly again!"
"Alright, me too."
The Tallests smiled at each other.
"Wanna go eat something?" Red asked.
"Sure."
With that, the Tallests glided off.
"NO...no...the Tallests didn't kill her...I did...I did..." Lem was curled up in a ball in the corner, a crowd of Irkens had surrounded him. He looked rather feverish.
A couple of uniformed Irkens strolled though and tied Lem up in a straght jacket.
"I DID IT!!! IT WAS MEEEE!!!" Lem screamed as they hauled him off.
~*~*~
Alva was seated in a voot-cruiser, alongside another Irken. She spat out a wierd looking device.
"That thing really hurt my tongue..." she said, "thanks, I really hated doing that, but I can't stand this, I don't want ANYONE...save you...to know I'm alive."
The Irken grumbled.
"Oh be quiet, you owed me, Zim"
Zim shook his head at a memory.
"Where do you want me to take you now?" He said, quite aggitated.
"What about the planet your invading? Um, Earth? Maybe I can stay there, you know, fit in with the inhabitants..." Alva suggested.
"NEVER!"
"Come on Zim! I won't be in you way, I promise...I'll just pretend to be a Earth...thing!" Alva pleaded.
"...I suppose...but if comprimise my mission, then I'm handing you over to the Tallests! Your lucky I came all the way out here, just to pick you up!" Zim yelled.
"I can always..."
"NO!! I said okay! Just shutup about it!"
Alva smirked to herself. She decided she would work on her novel on Earth, where there would be no distractions, hopfully. She had Zim blackmailed pretty well, so he wouldn't tell anyone of her whereabouts. Things would be looking up from here, or so she thought.
~*~*~*~
"Sorry," an Irken said, "there's only one nacho left."
The Tallests stared at the single chip, sitting on a plate on a table on the planet Food Courtopia.
"IT'S MINE!" Red screamed, lunging for it.
"NO YOU DON'T!" Purple lunged for it also.
They both grabbed it at the same time and another tug-of-war started.
"GIMME THE CHIP! YOU SELFISH..."
"NO, IT'S MYYYY CHIP!"
It contiued....
THE END
Please read and review! I'm glad this is finally over. I know that Irken's don't have bananas, but I don't care! It's MY fic! SO THERE! Hope you enjoyed! ^_^ Oh, and I know Zim may have been OOC..