Tori: WOW! I got some REALLY AWESOME suggestions!!!
Ke: …that's my job…
Tori: I can't believe I forgot Sally… But a BIG sankyuu to CT and Shiro Kitsune!!!
Ke: They had the great ideas for the doctors!
Tori: But I think I'll have to do my absolute FAVORITE old guy in the show… Howard! Domo arigatou to OmightyWifeOfShinigami!!!
Ke: HOWARD!?!?!? But… You… YOU BASTARDIZED HIS SHIRT!!!
Tori: *still laughing about the 'Sailor Moon' stuff I put on his shirt* Twas a great joke…
~*~*~*~
Howard sat down in the Washi Ookami's cockpit and scratched the back of his head. "Crazy kid… Just dumps her problems in the middle of my scrap yard whenever she needs them fixed…" he mumbled jokingly and flashed a smile.
"What's this?" he asked as her inbox flashed up on the display screen in front of the pilots chair. Curiosity got the better of him and he opened the first letter.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"Sending mail to herself, I see…"
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
"Oh, it's something that was sent back to her. Well, let's just try this out…"
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Howard
2. Age (as precise as possible)
52
3. Location (precise)
Duet's cockpit
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
none
5. Favorite color
Hawaiian print
6. Favorite kind of socks
No socks, man, just sandals
7. Favorite Types of Music
Hula or maybe those spiffy protest songs…
8. Favorite Smells
The sea breeze
9. Do you sing in the shower?
Naw
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"…it's another tequila sunrise…"
11. Can you drive?
Yes
12. If so, do you drive fast?
Why rush life?
13. How often do you cry?
God's never given me a reason…
14. What's your favorite quote?
"Just go with the flow…"
15. Why?
No sense in worrying about the inevitable…
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Nope
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"Hawaiian Fetishes and Space Wars"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
Back of a van…
19. Who was it from?
Some crazy girl. I never saw her again.
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
Little palm trees
21. What's on your personal mug?
Little palm trees
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"Hey, Howard!"
23. How do you respond?
"Hey, man!"
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
*looks around cockpit and shivers* My romance days are over…
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A sloth. They really know how to relax…
26. What's your future child's name?
No children in my future…
27. Do you like piña coladas?
They're, like, my lifeblood…
28. And getting caught in the rain?
Whatever floats your boat…
29. What's your computer's background?
A Hawaiian beach
30. What's under your bed?
Machine parts
31. What's in your closet?
A lifetime supply of Hawaiian shirts
32. How many languages do you speak? (list)
Two. Japanese and English
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Sunbathing
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
No need for numbers…
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
Howard
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
"Free Bird" Led Zeppelin
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
"Mr. Jones" Counting Crows
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
True music is from the soul… I can't judge that
39. Do you drink milk?
It keeps my bones strong…
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
Yeah.
41. If so, how did it taste?
Like bug spray…
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
My Hawaiian shirt with the little palm trees on it. Or the one about Sailor Moon [A/N: I couldn't resist… ^___^]
43. What's your favorite sound?
The waves lapping against the shore…
44. Have you ever been in love?
Yes
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Doesn't matter
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Why would I change my name?
47. Why?
Hey, I asked you first.
48. Do you know the muffin man?
Knew him. I ate him for breakfast.
49. Why did you fill this out?
Now that I think about it, I don't know…
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
Well, technically, you never sent it to me..
Howard copied and pasted the letter and smiled to himself before getting on with the cockpit adjustments.
*Bonus Mini-Theater 5*
By now, the entire posse was on high alert. Duet was officially missing. OZ was officially having problems. And Elvis was officially dead.
"She could be anywhere!" Quatre cried as he paced behind Heero, who was working frantically on the humongous computer in front of him. Everyone have retreated into the pilots' underground safe house and they were growing steadily more worried.
"OZ," Trowa said finally, removing his headset. The others looked at him and nodded.
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Tori: *does happy dance* I'm co~ming to the Sta~tes! I'm Co~ming to the sta~tes!
Ke: *singing under his breath*Japan is finally getting rid of her… Japan is finally getting rid of her…
Tori: I enjoy banishment! ^___^ Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once.
Ke: Oi, I was just kidding! What did you do wrong?
Tori: Um, nothing…
Zashi: *runs by screaming, her hair on fire*
Ke: *holds face in paws* She's not my authoress…