Tori: Great April Fool's Day Joke awards go to Heero Yuy for "The Duo/Duet Breakup" and Xing Li (owner of FF.N) for "I Delete Your Stuff" on the front page!
Ke: You're cruising for a bruising…
Tori: Anyway, the company got us this adorable little house! It's got one floor and two bedrooms and a cute kitchen and a little living room and a little office with two computers and-
Ke: *knocks on Tori's head* No one cares.
Tori: DUET IS NO FUN TO SHOP WITH!!!
Ke: …random…
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Marimeia smiled happily as her computer flickered on. On the internet, she could be anyone, not restricted to the limitations her age set on her. "E-mail!" she squealed happily and opened it. Her in-box only held two other letters, and they were both from Lady Une.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"^___^ The Gundam pilots sent me a letter!"
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
"Alright! I'm part of the posse now!" she grinned and cracked her knuckles before she began to type.
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Marimeia Kushrenada
2. Age (as precise as possible)
7
3. Location (precise)
My OFFICE
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
I'm still free, Hee-chan!
5. Favorite color
Cobalt blue
6. Favorite kind of socks
Clean ones
7. Favorite Types of Music
I like romantic love song because they make me think of Heero!
8. Favorite Smells
Fresh baked bread
9. Do you sing in the shower?
No…
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"OHAYO!"
11. Can you drive?
No
12. If so, do you drive fast?
I can't drive! I already told you!
13. How often do you cry?
Sometimes
14. What's your favorite quote?
"When I die, I want to come back as a butterfly…because no one EVER suspects the butterfly!" ¹
15. Why?
I could get away with so much more than being cute!
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Yeah! Rei² the giraffe
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"It's In The Kushrenada Blood"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
I haven't been kissed.
19. Who was it from?
I want it to be from Heero!
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
Care Bears
21. What's on your personal mug?
A pony
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"Hello, Miss Kushrenada."
23. How do you respond?
"Hi!"
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
With Heero!
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
I said a butterfly!
26. What's your future child's name?
I don't know yet…
27. Do you like piña coladas?
I never had one.
28. And getting caught in the rain?
Not really.
29. What's your computer's background?
An ugly OZ lion…
30. What's under your bed?
Shoujo manga!
31. What's in your closet?
My clothes
32. How many languages s do you speak? (list)
Two. Japanese and English
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Swimming
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
I don't have a number
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
Marimeia Kushrenada, The Daughter Of Treize Kushrenada
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
"It Was You" Ashley Ballard
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
"Good Times Gone" Nickleback
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
I HATE BOY BANDS! ICK!
39. Do you drink milk?
Aunt Une makes me!
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
Maybe
41. If so, how did it taste?
I don't know
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
A big tee-shirt that I borrowed from Heero once and he never asked for back!
43. What's your favorite sound?
Heero's voice!
44. Have you ever been in love?
I AM in love!
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Heero-colored hair!
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Marimeia Yuy
47. Why?
Because that would mean I married Heero!.
48. Do you know the muffin man?
Sorry no.
49. Why did you fill this out?
Because a Gundam pilot asked me to!
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
No! Send me more!
It took her a while, but Marimeia copied and pasted the letter and sent it around. She sighed to herself and continued to doodle Heero's name all over her mouse pad.
*Bonus Mini-Theater 6*
Chibi
Duet watched with hate-filled eyes as Treize paced in front of her. "What to do with you until they get here, what to do…" the megalomaniac murmured to himself.
"You could let me go…"
"But then you'd try to escape."
"Naw, too clichéd. Wanna play strip poker?"
"HOT DAMN!" Treize miraculously produced his fixed poker deck from his Megalomaniac Hammerspace Pocket™ and untied Duet's wrists.
"Ja ne!" Deut yelled, sprinting for the open window and jumping out.
"But… you promised…"
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Tori: Different…
Ke: Uh, you put tiny numbers in again?
Tori: Oh yes… 1. a quote from a user on the Method: Cosplay forum. 2. The old way to say zero in Japanese, before it was replaced with the newer "Zero"
Ke: Why do you have her obsessed with Heero?
Tori: That brilliant idea belong to Talon! But here it's more of a childhood crush, as she's only seven.
Ke: Seven? But the other pilots are all 15 in this story, which would mean she's-
Tori: Shut up. A minor plot device.
Ke: OH YEAH! YOU WENT THROUGH AND CHANGED ALL THEIR AGES BACK TWO YEARS!!!
Tori: *facefaults*
Ke: But you couldn't do that to Marimeia because she'd only be five…