Tori: I want to see if I can break 200 reviews!
Ke: And then will you stop writing this stupid story?
Tori: I'll stop writing when the story is over, not whenever I feel like giving up.
Ke: *sarcastic* …very inspiring…
Tori: And then I might get around to translating more of "Young Love". I brought some with me! ^____^
Ke: YEAH!!!! *happy ferret dance*
Tori: And Talon, don't worry about you're e-mail… I already know where it's going… *evil laughter*
Ke: Dear God… LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!! *gestures to Tori, who is laughing manically and explaining her evil little plan to a potted plant*
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Sally sat down in front of the computer in her office with the intent of checking, re-checking, and cross-checking the medical files on a certain Perfect Soldier for the fourth time that day. For some reason, when she added up all his data, it didn't even come close the normal standards of a teenage male, or female for that matter. His physical stamina, his bone density… everything was above average.
It wasn't like she particularly cared at that moment. It was more likely she had nothing better to do. Sighing discontentedly, she opened her inbox on the off-chance that someone had actually sent her something and was surprised to see an actual 'friendly' letter.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"I suppose I can count this as studies," Sally mused, opening Heero's attachment and printing it.
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
She scanned it quickly and smiled. "So, he is human…"
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Sally Po
2. Age (as precise as possible)
19
3. Location (precise)
My office
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
Noin/ Wu-bear
5. Favorite color
Orange
6. Favorite kind of socks
Any kind, as long as they don't have holes
7. Favorite Types of Music
Anything but whiny teenagers singing about their broken hearts
8. Favorite Smells
Orange juice
9. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"Call me woman one more time and I'll kick your head in."
11. Can you drive?
Yes
12. If so, do you drive fast?
Fast, but not well
13. How often do you cry?
I don't cry
14. What's your favorite quote?
"Experience is the worst teacher. It gives the test before presenting the lesson."
15. Why?
Life has to be complicated that way, or else it wouldn't be nearly as exciting.
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"It Broke, And DAMNIT I Had To Fix It Again!"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
On a branch in an oak tree in the woods behind the pilots' safehouse
19. Who was it from?
Wu Fei
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
Toby, the Shoujocon mascot
21. What's on your personal mug?
Nothing. It's a hand-made one.
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"Hello, Miss Po."
23. How do you respond?
"Hello." (I don't get it…)
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
With Wu Fei, yes.
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A flying squirrel
26. What's your future child's name?
Li, I suppose
27. Do you like piña coladas?
Mmm, only Fei's
28. And getting caught in the rain?
I don't mind
29. What's your computer's background?
The Preventer insignia
30. What's under your bed?
I sleep on a futon
31. What's in your closet?
My clothes
32. How many languages s do you speak? (list)
Six. Japanese, English, Latin, German, Russian, and Chinese
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Tennis
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
I don't have a number
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
Sally Po M.D.
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
The Class Acts "Going Nowhere"
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
TWO-MIX "Mind Education"
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
The Spice Girls
39. Do you drink milk?
Yes, but only for health purposes
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
Yes
41. If so, how did it taste?
I'm not sure, but you eat at least 1lbs of bugs a year.
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
My big, warm slippers
43. What's your favorite sound?
Wu Fei pulling into the parking lot in the morning
44. Have you ever been in love?
I am very much in love
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Black. Pure, unadulterated black.
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Sally Po
47. Why?
I like my name
48. Do you know the muffin man?
No, but I can send you to a few people who probably do…
49. Why did you fill this out?
Just for fun
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
Not really
Sally copied and pasted the letter and sent it back out before minimizing her inbox. The phone next to her began ringing madly and she picked it up.
"Hello?"
"SALLY! WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
*Bonus Mini-Theater 7*
Chibi
Outside the Vienna, Austria, OZ base, lurked five Gundams and two cars full of Duet's non-pilot friends. "COMMENCE!" Heero boomed and the tiny army moved forward the on the building that was just recovering for it's recent bout with the "Love Bug".
At that same moment, Duet was untangling herself from the rose bushes beneath Treize's window. She caught sight of the advancing suits and began jumping up and down and yelling and generally trying to get their attention. Unfortunately, the pilots didn't see her quite in time.
Wing Zero. STOMP!
Deathscythe. SQUISH!
Heavyarms. WHOMP!
Sandrock. BAM!
Nataku. PIP!
Relena's pink limo. VROOM!
Dorothy's gold tank, er, limo. SCREECH!
When the dust cleared, it revealed Duet lying face-down in the bottom of a rather larger, rather deep footprint. "…itai…"
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Tori: ^___^ Satisfying!
Duet: You just HAD to do that, didn't you!? *dusts self off as Ke wraps her in-expertly in gauze bandages*
Tori: Ke, stop Playing Favorites with the characters!
Ke: Tori, stop shameless plugging your other stories!
Tori: *covers mouth* It slipped!