Tori: *yawn* Been up really late grading… papers… *falls asleep*
Ke: I'm her aid! `(^-^)' *holds up administrative ID card*
Tori: *talking in sleep* …kids… shut up… stop calling me names in Spanish… I can understand you… DEMERIT! *yawns and rolls over*
Ke: `(O-o)' You should have heard what she was talking about last night!
Tori: Que el infierno? …Duet, why are you in my class…? …mistake teaching you Spanish…
Ke: *mimicking* …Talon-kun…? Where are you, Talon…? Oh! Roses…? For me…?
Tori: *snaps awake*
Ke: *still making fun of sleeping authoress* Oh! Roses…? For me…?
Tori: *looms up behind Ke, eye twitching* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Hmmmm hm mmmmm…' Hilde hummed happily as she opened her inbox.
"You've got mail!" exclaimed an automated voice. She scrolled up to the top, only finding one new message.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"This has certainly been forwarded a lot… Must be something funny!" she smirked, reading on.
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
The German girl laughed and clicked through a couple of their responses. She hit the print button and prepared to type over her soul…
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Hilde Shubeiker
2. Age (as precise as possible)
15
3. Location (precise)
At my computer in my living room.
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
Don't have one, but I have my eye on someone! / Duo, I suppose
5. Favorite color
Lavender
6. Favorite kind of socks
Ones with designs.
7. Favorite Types of Music
Pop! J and A mostly
8. Favorite Smells
A certain someone's perfume, but she only wears it on special occasions!
9. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes!
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"Never out of bed before noon… Last man on the moon… Life imitates art…"
11. Can you drive?
Everyone tells me I can't…
12. If so, do you drive fast?
Define "fast"
13. How often do you cry?
Whenever
14. What's your favorite quote?
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
15. Why?
Because I'm always late!
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Nope
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"I Left The War To Fight A Battle"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
In my best friend's tree house.
19. Who was it from?
Uh… Can't tell. Sworn to secrecy!
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
^___^ Kawaii Patamon!
21. What's on your personal mug?
^___^ Kawaii P-chan!
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"Hello!"
23. How do you respond?
"Hey!" ???
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
With who? Do I get to pick?
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A German Shepard
26. What's your future child's name?
Tobias, boy or girl, although I may have to adopt…
27. Do you like piña coladas?
Yes, I like piña coladas…
28. And getting caught in the rain?
And getting caught… I'm not much into health food… I am into champagne…!
29. What's your computer's background?
A blueprint that I accidentally burned into the screen when I left the computer on too long without a screen saver *sweatdrop*
30. What's under your bed?
Ranma ½ DVDs
31. What's in your closet?
Clothes and stuff
32. How many languages s do you speak? (list)
Three. Japanese, English, and German
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Basketball
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
Due to an amusing mistake between soccer and basketball jerseys, 89
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
"Hilde" and a happy face
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
"Black Balloon" Goo Goo Dolls
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
"Sleepwalker" The Wallflowers
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
"I'm Coming Out" by Pink (I think.. They play it way too much.)
39. Do you drink milk?
Not much
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
What?
41. If so, how did it taste?
Why don't you eat one and find out for yourself!
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
A big, baggy pair of cargo pants
43. What's your favorite sound?
The sounds of a de-construction site! (a.k.a. salvage yard, for y'all not in on the game)
44. Have you ever been in love?
Mind your business.
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Long, brown hair…
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Oh, anything but Shubeiker… I can't wait to get married and drop it! (hint, hint!)
47. Why?
It's so hard to spell… And people always pronounce it wrong, too.
48. Do you know the muffin man?
'fraid not.
49. Why did you fill this out?
Nothing better to do really…
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
No
Hilde copied and pasted the letter and hit 'send'. Sighing to herself, she stared blankly at the computer screen for a few moments before shutting it off and crawling into bed.
*Bonus Mini-Theater 8*
The war posses stormed right up to Treize's open window, and Duo's cockpit opened. He stepped out, holding a bullhorn.
"TREIZE KUSHRENADA!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! UNHAND MY- *smack* -OUR GIRLFRIEND OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO LAY WASTE TO THIS BASE!"
Treize walked out on to his balcony so he was standing pretty much face-to-face with the braided boy. "She escaped," he said simply and pointed down. Duo looked over the edge of door he was standing on and quickly retreated into the cockpit.
"…medic…" drifted up on the wind and his ear twitched. He knew that voice.
"So, she ah, er, *gulp* jumped, eh?"
Treize nodded.
"Well, then! Looks like we'll be going! Hey, this was a nice little chat we had… Let's have another some time! Bye for now!" he rambled, tipped his baseball cap, and promptly shut the door. The megalomaniac blinked a few times, the returned inside to play solitaire.
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Tori: *has fallen asleep again*
Ke: *clicks tongue* Well, she has off tomorrow… so she can catch up on her sleep.
Tori: *snaps awake* I HAVE OFF TOMORROW!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE!? I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT GRADING PAPERS! *collapses into hysterical sobs*