Tori: Duo keeps asking for a songfic to the Wall Flowers song "Sleepwalker" so you can look forward to one of those.
Ke: At this rate, you're gonna end up doing a request fic for each of them!
Tori: ^____^ I don't mind! 'Sides, I like doing songfics!
Stanton: Where's the first chapter of the collaboration fic!?
Tori: …where's my 1000+ word fic, Mr. 5 Stories?
Stanton: …
Tori: Maybe I'll finish it for your birthday…
NOW! AS REQUESTED…
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Dr. J grimaced as he scrolled through the letters in Heero's inbox.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
"Indulging in pointless internet antics I see… What a waste of his time."
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
Slanting a glance left, and then right for good measure, he hit the print button and smirked to himself. "Why not?"
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Dr. J
2. Age (as precise as possible)
68
3. Location (precise)
In my laboratory
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
None
5. Favorite color
White
6. Favorite kind of socks
Thick ones
7. Favorite Types of Music
Industrial
8. Favorite Smells
A well-cooked meal
9. Do you sing in the shower?
Shower?
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"Damn. I woke up again."
11. Can you drive?
Yes.
12. If so, do you drive fast?
On occasion I have been known to
13. How often do you cry?
I can't cry
14. What's your favorite quote?
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious."
15. Why?
Because it makes complete and utter sense to me.
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
No
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"Stopping One Disturbance By Causing Another"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
I don't even remember…
19. Who was it from?
It was a long time ago…
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
Purple. It's all over it.
21. What's on your personal mug?
"Look on the bright side. If Hell really is a raging inferno, at least your coffee won't go cold!"
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"Creep/Weirdo/Freak…"
23. How do you respond?
With a shrug
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
…please don't tell me this is what you use our wonderfully crafted genocide machines for…
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
I don't know…
26. What's your future child's name?
I doubt there are any children in my future.
27. Do you like piña coladas?
Not really. Too sweet.
28. And getting caught in the rain?
No. I rust.
29. What's your computer's background?
It's just plain green
30. What's under your bed?
Dust
31. What's in your closet?
Clothes
32. How many languages s do you speak? (list)
Two. Japanese and English
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Basketball [AN: Get it!? "Dr. J" The basketball player! ^___^ Okay, so Heero told me that one…]
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
Oh, I don't play.
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
"Dr. J"
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
Styx "Mr. Roboto"
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
White Lion "When The Children Cry"
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
That crazy music those pilots are always blasting in their cockpits, whatever it is…
39. Do you drink milk?
No
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
No
41. If so, how did it taste?
No
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
My lab coat
43. What's your favorite sound?
Machinery
44. Have you ever been in love?
Hasn't everyone?
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
It doesn't particularly matter
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Q
47. Why?
Because then I can call Heero Yuy 'James Bond'
48. Do you know the muffin man?
What's a 'muffin man'?
49. Why did you fill this out?
To see what it was all about.
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
You didn't send it to me.
Without thinking, he copied and pasted the letter, and sent it out to the names on the list. "Oops,' he frowned when he realized what he had just done. "Now Heero will know I've been going through his mail…"
*Bonus Mini-Theater 9*
"ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE!?" Duo shouted over his suit's intercom.
"…leg…arm…body…broken…"
"YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY!?"
"…need…medical…attention…" she gasped.
"ALRIGHT THEN! SEE YA!" With that, Deathscythe shot off and the other Gundams' eyes flicked a few times in some semblance of confused blinking.
"…bleeding…blood…dying…lung…collapsed…" Duet blacked out.
Wing Zero bent over to inspect her, then straightened up and looked over at the other suits. "She'll be fine," Heero assured them, and the procession headed off again. As Heavyarms passed, it leaned over and Trowa calmly told her to "walk it off."
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Tori: *yawn* Here's another one… Who am I missing? Just Sylvia?
Ke: I think so…
Tori: Hehehe… *maniacal grin* Then I can proceed to phase TWO!
Ke: TWO MIX, that is! Wahahahaha! *jams out to "Just Communication"*
Tori: Uh, no… I actually meant phase two…
Ke: Oh… *awkward silence* …can I go out with Duet?