Tori: Last one before Phase Two!
Ke#5: Whoopty FRIGGING do!
Tori: I don't like him…
Ke#3: Please, #5! You should really watch your language!
Tori: I like him even less…
Ke#7: `(^-^)' Everyone should be happy!
Tori: *sweatdrop* … *grabs a piece of cardboard, scribble furiously on it for a moment, then puts it in window*
Sign: Ferrets Up For Adoption! To Good/Half-Way Decent/No-More-Than-Semi-Abusive Home!
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As Cathy finished typing up the circus's schedule on its website, a familiar voice over the speakers caught her quite by surprise. "You've had mail for a while, but I've quite neglected to tell you!" it said cheerfully. She instantly regretted installing that RAM the IRS had sent with her tax return.
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Fei, it's me! Duet!,
Gracefully, she arched an eyebrow and rested her chin on the back of her hand. "I guess I was wrong. Quiet people attract all type of friends…" she sighed, half asleep.
Here's a fun little test Makoto sent me! Watcha' do is fill this out with your answers, copy it, and send it to your friends! Don't forward it, just copy and paste. Oh, and send it back to me when you're done! It's supposed to be a learning experience!
"Let's see what my little brother has been up to…"
1. Name (first, middle, Confirmation if Catholic, AND last)
Catherine Bloom
2. Age (as precise as possible)
19
3. Location (precise)
My circus trailer
4. Girlfriend/ Boyfriend
Wu Fei or Quatre, possibly! That Zechs friend of theirs is cute, too!
5. Favorite color
Cream
6. Favorite kind of socks
Nylons
7. Favorite Types of Music
Classical
8. Favorite Smells
Cotton candy and popcorn
9. Do you sing in the shower?
Yep!
10. What's the first thing you say in the morning?
"Goodnight…"
11. Can you drive?
No
12. If so, do you drive fast?
I wouldn't even if I could drive
13. How often do you cry?
When I see my friends hurt
14. What's your favorite quote?
"When we get confused, we're discombobulated. Does that mean the rest of the time we're combobulated?"
15. Why?
Because it's right up there with "How long is Happy Hour?" on stupid questions people ask when they're only half drunk.
16. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Yes, Sabby (short for Sabrina) the kitty
17. If you wrote an autobiography, what would the title be?
"The Tightrope Walker"
18. Where was your first kiss? (place, not location of kiss)
Behind the bleachers after one of my performances
19. Who was it from?
Some boy a few years older than me
20. What's on the shirt you're wearing right now?
Um, Gary from Sponge Bob Square Pants
21. What's on your personal mug?
"This is as close to Ambrosia as I'll ever come."
22. What's the first thing a person says when they see you?
"You look pale… Are you alright?"
23. How do you respond?
"Do I even know you…?"
24. For a million dollars, would you make out in the cockpit of a Gundam?
TROWA!
25. If you were an animal, what would you be?
A swan
26. What's your future child's name?
Jennifer or Dominic
27. Do you like piña coladas?
Yes
28. And getting caught in the rain?
Mmm, I love the rain
29. What's your computer's background?
A web cam picture I took of my brother and Heero actually smiling
30. What's under your bed?
Boxes of old photos and nostalgia
31. What's in your closet?
Costumes and regular clothes
32. How many languages s do you speak? (list)
Three. Japanese, English, and Russian
33. What's you're favorite sport?
Gymnastics
34. If you play a sport, what is your number?
We don't have numbers
35. When you get a "Hello, my name is…" sticker, what do you put?
"Cathy" and a heart
36. Have you ever heard a song that you felt described you? (name and band)
Gloria Gaynor "I Will Survive"
37. Have you ever heard a song that totally hit home? (name and band)
"Imagine" by Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora
38. Was there ever a song that just pissed you off? (name and band)
"It's The End Of The World As We Know It" but only because I don't like the idea of the world ending
39. Do you drink milk?
I have it with breakfast
40. Have you ever eaten a bug?
Never voluntarily
41. If so, how did it taste?
Like bad apples
42. What's your favorite article of clothing?
My long silk pajama pants and big sweatshirt
43. What's your favorite sound?
Applause or awe-struck silence
44. Have you ever been in love?
Yes, but I've never acted upon it
45. Blondes, brunettes, red-heads or other colors?
Doesn't matter
46. If you could change your name, what would it be?
Alana
47. Why?
It's a nice name
48. Do you know the muffin man?
Oh yes. He's the Gingerbread Man's second cousin.
49. Why did you fill this out?
For fun!
50. Do you hate me for sending this to you?
No, I hate my mail service provider
Cathy copied and pasted the letter and hit send. Her MSP groaned audibly and made quite a show of sending the letter back to everyone on the address list. As she eyed the screen tiredly, she noticed one more address that hadn't responded. "Don't they know Sylvia went on sabbatical last month? People are so out of touch these days…"
*Bonus Mini-Theater 11*
"THAT IS IT!" Duet cried and leapt to her feet, "WHY DOES NO ONE CARE THAT I'M DYING HERE!?"
"Because you're obviously not…" Heero replied without bothering to turn his eyes from the TV screen.
"…damn…" she cursed silently, realizing all too late that by making it all the way home she had proved she was quite capable on her own and would not be getting anything more in the way of sympathy than a few Band-Aids and beer to tell her story over. "You all suck…" she scowled, plopping down in the computer chair. Her elbow accidentally grazed the mouse and the screen lit up.
"I have…mail?"
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Tori: See, I wasn't really abusing her…
Ke#2: My life is so horrible… Oh, woe is me…
Ke: Okay, now I'm starting to annoy me.
Ke#10: If. You. Like. To. Talk. To. Tomatoes… If. A. Squash. Can. Make. You. Smile… If. You. Like. To-
Tori: YOU GUYS ARE SO OUT!