Jesus bloody Christ!! So Kel's hair is light brown. I read those books
last year it's only one bloody detail. Christ!
Well for all of you who didn't just read that or are extremely gullible, this is for you. For those of you who in good humor this is for your amusement and pleasure. For all of you who have no sense of humor I suggest you skip this, as it will only upset you. But feel free to scroll down to the real story.
Ok, this is what happened the day before this story took place:
Neal and Kel were on a mission for the handsome King Jon, they were ordered to bring him the finest Lemon Curry that upper east Tortall had to offer. Their beloved King was awfully peckish so they were in a terrible hurry. Kel was on her lovely horse Peachblossom and Neal was on his own horse, Eric, who seemed to hate him. They had a rough time getting there because Neal was trying to get close to Kel but Peachblossom was trying to kill Eric and Eric was trying to kill Neal. And Kel was ready to kill them all; she was missing really important things by going on this stupid quest. Neal was saying all the wrong things and getting thrown off in the middle of his longing glances at, what he thought of as, the fair maiden who could kick his ass. Kel thought it was funny the first ten times but after fall number forty it seemed to loose some of it's appeal.
She was beside herself with joy when they had finally reached their destination: Lemon Curry In A Hurry. It was a simple kitchen that seemed to revolve around a roaring fire in the middle. There were at least six different chefs each with a bowl of curry, lemon juice, or lemon curry. There were also several people waiting around with tickets in their hands talking loudly. Suddenly a rather fat chef that seemed to be in charge called out "Order up! Number 27! King Jon!"
"Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!" Neal cried excitedly "That's us Kel!! I'll get it!!" and Neal ran over to the plump chef while looking back at Kel smiling ridiculously. Consequently, he couldn't see where he was going and bowled the poor chef right over, almost into the fire. The chef pulled another with him, along with Neal. Kel gave a cry of surprise and alarm:
"OOOOoooooOOOOOOO!! *ahem* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." And she ran like the wind to pull the five ("Three sir!") three from depths of the gorge of eternal peril er….flames. So as she pulled and pulled and finally the five ("Three sir!") three people were safely back in the kitchen. Unfortunately for Kel of one the chefs was holding a bowl of lemon juice that went flying and fell on Kel's head. So on the loooooong ride home in the hot, hot sun (where they saw a strange boy that ran by them screaming "CUIDADO!! HAY LLAMAS!!") her hair was BLEACHED BLONDE!! OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!! Soon after that Neal took Eric to the pet shop:
"I'd like to buy a horse license please."
1 END OF STUPID STORY
Hahahaha…ha…ha..ha…*ahem* right…now onto the story!
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Sandry had finally fallen asleep in Briar's arms after a long crying spell. Briar carried the sleeping girl up to her room, Niko and Neal followed. When Sandry was safely tucked in Briar and the other two mages headed to Niko's room for explanations.
"Well?" Briar asked expectantly
"Sandry's a duchess now." Niko said in a monotone voice
"Will she have to go back?" Neal inquired, shifting from foot to foot
"I'm afraid so."
"WHAT??!!?" Neal and Briar cried together
"Call in Daja and Tris, Briar." Said Niko and then turned to Neal "You may want to get some rest, Sir Queenscove. I'm afraid we'll all be up half the night and leave early tomorrow morning."
Neal shook his head and declared "No. I'll to stay and help. I'm coming with you." Briar and Niko gave the boy skeptic looks; Neal looked a lot less confident "Don't you think?"
Briar smirked and held a hand to his chin, circling the boy, pretending to inspect him. "I don't know Niko," he said his tone perfectly serious "He looks kind of scrawny. I don't think he can handle Circle work."
"I can too." Neal snapped and then stood up straighter "I'm a knight and a mage, I can handle anything."
Briar burst out laughing and Niko couldn't help but smile. Though he noticed Neal might get all indignant so he quickly said "Of course Sir Neal. We'd love your help Briar's just playing. Right Briar?"
Briar kept on laughing but managed something of a nod and a louder bark of laughter. Niko met Neal's eyes looking quite pleased. "See? Just a game."
Neal opened his mouth, intending to spit out some sassy reply but he was knocked out by the door being flung open. Two heavily panting girls raced into the room, it was Daja and Tris. "We *pant, pant* came as *pant* fast as we *pant* could." Daja forced out and grabbed the cup Niko gave her with all speed. Tris did the same. They were drinking greedily when Daja noticed Neal behind the door. The poor boy was moaning and clutching his swelling head. "Oh were you in front of the door?" Daja asked casually Neal grunted "Huh. That must have hurt." She then turned to Niko "So, what's so important?"
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OoooOOOOoooo!!! It's a cliffy! And there's a PLOT!! Ole! Righto. So I'll update like…later….this week…..maybe? I dunno. But this is short cuz I didn't wanna write ne more…er…cuz of that awesome story up top. Yea. The next might be longer….maybe….Thank to all you people who like read it. I LOVE YOU!!
Well for all of you who didn't just read that or are extremely gullible, this is for you. For those of you who in good humor this is for your amusement and pleasure. For all of you who have no sense of humor I suggest you skip this, as it will only upset you. But feel free to scroll down to the real story.
Ok, this is what happened the day before this story took place:
Neal and Kel were on a mission for the handsome King Jon, they were ordered to bring him the finest Lemon Curry that upper east Tortall had to offer. Their beloved King was awfully peckish so they were in a terrible hurry. Kel was on her lovely horse Peachblossom and Neal was on his own horse, Eric, who seemed to hate him. They had a rough time getting there because Neal was trying to get close to Kel but Peachblossom was trying to kill Eric and Eric was trying to kill Neal. And Kel was ready to kill them all; she was missing really important things by going on this stupid quest. Neal was saying all the wrong things and getting thrown off in the middle of his longing glances at, what he thought of as, the fair maiden who could kick his ass. Kel thought it was funny the first ten times but after fall number forty it seemed to loose some of it's appeal.
She was beside herself with joy when they had finally reached their destination: Lemon Curry In A Hurry. It was a simple kitchen that seemed to revolve around a roaring fire in the middle. There were at least six different chefs each with a bowl of curry, lemon juice, or lemon curry. There were also several people waiting around with tickets in their hands talking loudly. Suddenly a rather fat chef that seemed to be in charge called out "Order up! Number 27! King Jon!"
"Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!" Neal cried excitedly "That's us Kel!! I'll get it!!" and Neal ran over to the plump chef while looking back at Kel smiling ridiculously. Consequently, he couldn't see where he was going and bowled the poor chef right over, almost into the fire. The chef pulled another with him, along with Neal. Kel gave a cry of surprise and alarm:
"OOOOoooooOOOOOOO!! *ahem* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." And she ran like the wind to pull the five ("Three sir!") three from depths of the gorge of eternal peril er….flames. So as she pulled and pulled and finally the five ("Three sir!") three people were safely back in the kitchen. Unfortunately for Kel of one the chefs was holding a bowl of lemon juice that went flying and fell on Kel's head. So on the loooooong ride home in the hot, hot sun (where they saw a strange boy that ran by them screaming "CUIDADO!! HAY LLAMAS!!") her hair was BLEACHED BLONDE!! OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!! Soon after that Neal took Eric to the pet shop:
"I'd like to buy a horse license please."
1 END OF STUPID STORY
Hahahaha…ha…ha..ha…*ahem* right…now onto the story!
~*~*~*~
Sandry had finally fallen asleep in Briar's arms after a long crying spell. Briar carried the sleeping girl up to her room, Niko and Neal followed. When Sandry was safely tucked in Briar and the other two mages headed to Niko's room for explanations.
"Well?" Briar asked expectantly
"Sandry's a duchess now." Niko said in a monotone voice
"Will she have to go back?" Neal inquired, shifting from foot to foot
"I'm afraid so."
"WHAT??!!?" Neal and Briar cried together
"Call in Daja and Tris, Briar." Said Niko and then turned to Neal "You may want to get some rest, Sir Queenscove. I'm afraid we'll all be up half the night and leave early tomorrow morning."
Neal shook his head and declared "No. I'll to stay and help. I'm coming with you." Briar and Niko gave the boy skeptic looks; Neal looked a lot less confident "Don't you think?"
Briar smirked and held a hand to his chin, circling the boy, pretending to inspect him. "I don't know Niko," he said his tone perfectly serious "He looks kind of scrawny. I don't think he can handle Circle work."
"I can too." Neal snapped and then stood up straighter "I'm a knight and a mage, I can handle anything."
Briar burst out laughing and Niko couldn't help but smile. Though he noticed Neal might get all indignant so he quickly said "Of course Sir Neal. We'd love your help Briar's just playing. Right Briar?"
Briar kept on laughing but managed something of a nod and a louder bark of laughter. Niko met Neal's eyes looking quite pleased. "See? Just a game."
Neal opened his mouth, intending to spit out some sassy reply but he was knocked out by the door being flung open. Two heavily panting girls raced into the room, it was Daja and Tris. "We *pant, pant* came as *pant* fast as we *pant* could." Daja forced out and grabbed the cup Niko gave her with all speed. Tris did the same. They were drinking greedily when Daja noticed Neal behind the door. The poor boy was moaning and clutching his swelling head. "Oh were you in front of the door?" Daja asked casually Neal grunted "Huh. That must have hurt." She then turned to Niko "So, what's so important?"
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OoooOOOOoooo!!! It's a cliffy! And there's a PLOT!! Ole! Righto. So I'll update like…later….this week…..maybe? I dunno. But this is short cuz I didn't wanna write ne more…er…cuz of that awesome story up top. Yea. The next might be longer….maybe….Thank to all you people who like read it. I LOVE YOU!!