Variations on the Night's Watch Oath

by Sambati'on

we all know the traditional Night's Watch Oath (from A Song of Ice and Fire), but here are some variations acording to what various characters would say, from a lot of different books. most of them are from the Wheel of Time. the first is the traditional

10. Modern day Oath

Modern oath

Its night, and its time to party! It won't stop until I die. I will not marry, own no business, and always use protection. I will not be an actor. I will be dedicated to my office. I am the razor blade that nicks the face that shaves without a light. I am a fly. I am the heating system of the house, the television screen that is on when you can't sleep, the alarm clock that wakes up the grumpy, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my social life and honor to the Night Shift at 7-11, for this night, and all nights to come. Mornings, however.