Variations on the Night's Watch Oath

by Sambati'on

we all know the traditional Night's Watch Oath (from A Song of Ice and Fire), but here are some variations acording to what various characters would say, from a lot of different books. most of them are from the Wheel of Time. the first is the traditional

20. Rincewind's Oath

Rincewind's Oath

Night gathers, and so do the monsters that are going to kill me. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns, win no glory, because only trouble comes with such things. I will not be prophisized Great Wizzard, whatever my hat says. I shall live at my post. It's a habbit of mine, living, and I don't mean to break it. I am the Luggage in the darkness. I am the watcher for anything stragne. Well, stranger than usual. I am the fire that encourages amatures to run away, the light that attracts the notice of monsters, the scream that wakes the sleepers, the shield that hides me. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch for this night and for all nights to come. Now please help me!