(commercial)
Bandit leader: Have you ever been humiliated by that beanpole, Lina Inverse?
Bandits: *nod nod*
Bandit leader: Have you ever gotten your loot stolen by that thief, Lina Inverse?
Bandits: *nod nod*
Bandit leader: Have you ever been blown up by that bandit killer, Lina Inverse?
Bandits: *nod nod*
Bandit leader: Do you want your Lina Inverse days to end now?
Bandits: *nod nod*
Bandit leader: Do you want to be free from Lina Inverse's reign of terror?
Bandits: *nod nod*
Bandit leader: Do you want to escape her torturous ways forever?
Bandits: *nod nod*
Bandit leader: Then you want this! Inverse Repellent Spray!! Just spray it around the perimeter of your stakeout, and she can't set foot inside! Why, I myself have sprayed it around this very location so she couldn't see our villainous deeds.
Lina: Hello boys!
Bandits: AAH!
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!
Camera: *fizz*
Official voice: We are not responsible if our product does not work effectively. Buy it at your own risk. Inverse Repellent Spray is property of the Author Corps.