(back to show)
Gourry: (from the audience) Can I get some of that stuff?
Lina: Why would YOU want it?
Gourry: So I can eat everything at the table, and you can't get there to take my food!
Lina: *tackles Gourry*
Xellos: Welcome back, minna-san. If you remember, Gaav had just gone backstage to put on his lovely cheerleading outfit.
Gaav: *pokes his head out from the curtains* Xellos, what on earth have you been doing?
Xellos: Huh?
Gaav: There's a burlap sack back here, chained, tied, and locked up...
Xellos: ...
Gaav: It's moving...
Xellos: ...
Gaav: When I kicked it...
Xellos: ...
Gaav: It yelled at me...
Xellos: ano...
Gaav: Called me stupid...
Xellos: ^^;; I have no idea what you're talking about?
Gaav: Here... *tosses the said bag onto stage*
Bag: OW! Idiot! Get me out of here Xellos, you fruitcake!
Xellos: Now how on earth does that bag know me? ^^;;
Bag: XELLOS!! Get me out right now!
Xellos: Sorry, bag-san, I don't know you... ^^;;
Bag: GRR!! You shmork, get me out right now!!
Phibby: Shmork?
Gaav: Wasn't that Shira's word?
Phibby: *pales* Shira's here?
Bag: Phibby-chan, is that you?
Phibby: NO!
Bag: Get me out of here you shmork, or I'll call Tams and Chrissy!!!
Phibby: Get her out! Please! Please!!
Xellos: Now how did Shira-san end up in there? ^^;;
Gaav: I saw Dolphin, too... In the basement. Tied up.
Xellos: Why would you assume I did something like that? ^^;;
Sylphiel: *comes on stage* I heard it all! Xellos, you're evil! Get Shira-san out right now!
Xellos: What makes you think--
Everyone: GET HER OUT!
Xellos: ^^;; All right... *unlocks the locks, unchains the chains, and unropes the ropes*
Shira: *stands up* XELLOS, YOU FRUITCAKE, WHY THE HE-- WHY'D YOU DO THAT TO ME??? AND WHY ARE YOU ON THE STAGE OF MY SHOW?? DID YOU TAKE MY JOB AS HOST? I'M GONNA KILL YOU, XELLOS!!!!!
Filia: *comes on stage* Did someone mention killing namagomi? *gets out her mace*
Shira: Filia! Just the person I wanted to see! Go bash Xellos!
Filia: Gladly.
Xellos: Ano... I think this is my cue to leave... *disappears*
Filia: NAMAGOMI!!!!!!
Shira: Ne, Filia, can you go untie Dolphin? She's down in the basement.
Filia: *grumble*namagomi*grumble* *smile* Sure, I'll go get her! *grumble*mazoku*grumble*
Shira: Okay, now if I heard right from inside that stuffy bag-- *glare* --then Gaav was just about to come out in his cheerlading outfit.
Gaav: You still want me to do that?
Shira: You were dared, I can't change that.
Gaav: But Xellos did the daring...
Shira: *shrug* Doesn't matter... technically, he was the host... Wait just a minute. Hey, Phibby-chan! Step away from the camera very slowly!
Phibby: But-- but--
Shira: Phibby-chan... NOW!
Phibby: Eep! *steps away very slowly*
Shira: Goood... now leave!
Phibby: *nod nod* *runs away*
Shira: CHRISSY!!!!
Chrissy: (from the audience) Yes, Shira-chan?
Shira: We need a camera person!
Chrissy: WAI!!! *jumps down and takes cameraperson position*
Shira: TAMS!!!!
Tams: (from the audience) Yes, Shira-mun?
Shira: We need a dare-er and a rule book keeper!
Tams: WAI!!! *jumps down and takes dare-er and rule book keeper position*
Shira: Okay, Gaav, you can come out now!
*silence*
Shira: Gaav?
*silence*
Shira: *sigh* *looks behind the curtains* *comes out VERY fast, blushing BRIGHT red* Anoo... I don't think Gaav is in any condition to do his dare right now...
Chrissy: Why?
Tams: Why?
Audience: Why?
Sylphiel: Why?
Shira: Umm... he and Valgaav... are... um.... *blush*
Everyone: Ooohh... Eeeewww!
Shira: Ano... Chrissy, cut to a commercial, kay?
Chrissy: *nod nod*