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D.S: Hello, people! *hiccup* Welcome to-- *hic* --my store! *lop-sided grin* *hic* *sway* I've got the best shtuff... like alcohol... and wine... and spiked punch... and *hic* more wine... and s'more alcohol... and *hic* *sway*... shtuff like that... Come on by! *is very tipsy* *takes a pull from a wine bottle* I got the best-- *hic* --shtuff... Come see!!
Tams: At least you don't have Surge...
D.S: Who said I didn't? *pulls out a 24-pack of Surge* Got lots of-- *hic* --this stuff! Just decided to go for alcohol instead of-- *hic* --sugar...
Tams: Umm... eek? *backs out of the shop VERY slowly* No sugar, D.S.... please!
D.S: Sugar? 'Acourse not! I got alco-- *hic* --hol... *sway* *lopsided grin* *pass out*