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Shira: Hey, that gives me a good idea for a dare! Lessee... Sylphiel! I dare you to come on down!
Sylphiel: *walks on stage* Yes, Shira-san?
Shira: Okay, here's your dare. You have to go against D.S, shot for shot, in a drinking contest. We see who lasts the longest, okay?
Sylphiel: But I can't! Drinking is a terrible, terrible thing to do with horrible, horrible consequences!
Shira: Too bad, you've been dared! D.S!!! C'mere!!!!
D.S: Yes, Shira-chan?
Shira: You have to have a drinking contest with Sylphiel, shot for shot, okay?
D.S: Sure! Easy!
Shira: Good! Tams, bring out a table and chairs, will ya?
Tams: You know, Shira-mun, I don't think this is such a good idea... I mean, D.S... drinking? You know how she gets with alcohol...
Shira: Yeeeaaaah... but it'll be funny to see how Sylphiel gets when she's drunk!
Tams: *shrug* Don't say I didn't warn you... *brings out a table and two chairs*
Shira: Have a seat Sylphiel, D.S.
Sylphiel: *sits down*
D.S: *sits down* *pulls out a bottle of wine* I got the strong stuff right here! I can go for hours with this stuff!!
Chrissy: Shira-chan, I really don't think that was the best idea!
Shira: Aw, cool it... What's the worst that could happen?
Tams: I think I'll be the judge... *snatches the bottle away from D.S*
D.S: Hey!
Tams: *pours wine into 2 shot glasses* Drink up!
D.S: *drinks*
Sylphiel: But drinking is terrible!
D.S: Just do it!
Sylphiel: *sips*
Tams: The whole shot glass!
Sylphiel: *drinks* It's not bad...
Tams: *pours*
D.S: *drinks*
Sylphiel: *drinks*
Audience: Two!
Ten minutes later...
Audience: Fifteen!
D.S: *drink*
Sylphiel: *hic* *drink*
Audience: Sixteen!
Ten minutes later...
Audience: Thirty!
D.S: *drink*
Sylphiel: *hic* *drink* *hic*
Audience: Thirty-one!
Ten minutes later...
Audience: Fifty!
D.S: *drink* *sway*
Sylphiel: *hic* *drink* *hic hic*
Audience: Fifty-one!
Ten minutes later...
Audience: Seventy-five!
D.S: *drink* *sway*
Sylphiel: *drink* *hic hic hic*
Audience: Seventy-six!
D.S: *pass out*
Audience: WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sylphiel: *drink*
Tams: That's it! Sylphiel wins!
Shira: Wow! I never saw that one coming!
Chrissy: Me neither...
Sylphiel: What? That's it? No more?
Tams: Nope. You won!
Sylphiel: Oh, goody! *stands up* *sways*
Shira: Maybe you should sit back down, Sylphiel...
Sylphiel: NO!!! I DON'T WANNA SIT DOWN!!!!!! *kicks her chair*
Chrissy: You can tell she's drunk...
Tams: I never knew anyone could outdrink D.S...
Shira: Uh... Chrissy, commercial?
Chrissy: Right...