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Sylphiel: Why you rewriting it?
Shira: There were too many mistakes... now please get down?
Sylphiel: *on the light fixtures* Whyyyyyy?
Tams: Shira-mun, I told you this drinking thing would be a problem!!!
Shira: But you were worried about D.S! Not Sylphiel!
Chrissy: True... but we really should get her down...
Shira: Yeah...
Sylphiel: You want me down? Catch!!! *jumps off, headfirst*
Audience: *gasp*
Shira: *watches*
Tams: *watches*
Chrissy: *watches*
D.S: *unconscious*
Sylphiel: *crash* Tee hee! That hurt! *giggle*
Audience: Why didn't you catch her!?!?
Shira, Tams, and Chrissy: We don't like her!!!
Sylphiel: *gets up* Well I don't like you nuther!!! *kicks D.S*
D.S: *unconscious*
Sylphiel: *looks around* Gourry Dear!!!!! *runs over and glomps him* You know, I thought you didn't like me...
Gourry: I like your cooking...
Shira: *glare*
Tams: *glare*
Chrissy: *glare*
D.S: *unconscious*
Sylphiel: *bashes Gourry* You don't like me! You're mean! I hate you! *dances off*
Gourry: *stare*
Sylphiel: *sees the camera* Stupid camera! *kicks the camera* *sees a chair* Stupid chair! *kicks the chair* *sees Chrissy* Stupid Chrissy! *kicks Chrissy*
Chrissy: OW!!
Sylphiel: *sees Shira* Stupid Shira! *kicks Shira*
Shira: OW! Sylphiel!
Sylphiel: *sees Tams* Stupid Tams! *kicks Tams*
Tams: OW! Sylphiel, stop!!
Sylphiel: *sees D.S.* Stupid D.S! *kicks D.S*
D.S: *unconscious*
Sylphiel: *sees window* Stupid window! *kicks window*
Window: *crack* *break* *smash*
Sylphiel: DON'T TALK MEAN TO ME!!!!!! *punches the window* OWWW!!! YOU HURT MY HAND!!! *bashes the window with a chair* THERE!!!
Window: *break* *smash* *crunch*
Sylphiel: STOP TALKING DIRTY!!!!!!!!! *head-butts the window*
Window: *is broken*
Sylphiel: *falls out the window* STUPID MEAN WINDOOOOoooooooww...... *thump*
Shira: Is she gone?
Tams: yeah... she's gone...
Chrissy: Thank goodness!
Shira: She's violent went she's drunk... Maybe that wasn't the best idea...
Tams and Chrissy: Told you so!!
Shira: ANYWAY!!! We need a new dare!
Chrissy: Ooh! I have an idea! Can I do it please pretty please?
Shira: Sure!
Chrissy: Oh, wait... is there a limit on how many people do the dare?
Shira: Not that I know of...
Rule Book: Rule #13.56... "There is no limit to the number of people doing the dare, as long as it is the same dare for all mentioned peoples"
Tams: There you have it!
Chrissy: Oh, goody! Now, *ahem* Lina Inverse, Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadis Greywords, and Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun, I Dare You to come on down!!!!!
Amelia: *jumps on stage*
Zelgadis: *walks on stage*
Lina: *comes on stage*
Gourry: *wanders on stage*
Shira: We need a commercial... you can issue the dare afterwards, okay?
Chrissy: KAY!!!