(commercial)
Funny guy: Are you a chimera? Do you feel neglected und alone? Do you vish you 'ad someone to talk to und share your feelings vith? Vell, you are in luck, ya? Because I just 'appen to be a Chimera Psychiatrist, and I vill 'elp you get in touch vith your inner self. Ve vill go back in time to the point vhere you became a chimera, und progress forvard, slowly analyzing your past until ve come up vith a cure und make you feel much better about yourself und your life, ya? Just call me, Mr. Vithund, und ve vill talk, ya?
Voice: Mr. Withand is available Mondays through Saturdays, 6 a.m. through 9 p.m. Please come by appointment only. The grand opening of this psychiatric facility is September 2.
*Phone rings*
Voice: Hello?
Phone: I'd like to make an appointment for September 2 at 6 a.m.
Voice: Who is this? We're on the air?
Phone: Zelgadis, now give me an appointment!!
Voice: We don't take appointments while we're on the air.
Phone: WHY YOU--!! I OUGHTA COME OVER THERE AND STRANGLE YOU, YOU *BEEP* *BEEP* AND THEN I'LL *BEEP* YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A *BEEP* APPOINTMENT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Voice: ... okay, you have an appointment for September 2 at 6 a.m. The doctor will see you then, sir.
Phone: Good.