(back to show)
Shira: OKAY! Chrissy, what's your dare for these four?
Chrissy: Okay!! Minna-san, I dare you to get handcuffed to your canon couple partner for the rest of the show!
Lina: To jellyfish? No way!
Zelgadis: I refuse!!
Gourry: What was that?
Amelia: Okay!
Tams: You have to, you guys. You were dared. It's the rules.
Lina: What could be worse than being chained to jellyfish-brains for the whole show?
Shira: Weeellll... you could be chained to him all week...
Lina: I'll do the dare!
Chrissy: Any other complaints?
Zelgadis: I refuse to be a part of this-- this-- sharade!
Amelia: What's wrong, Zelgadis-san? You don't like me or something?
Zelgadis: No, that's not it... it's just... I... well... It's the principle of the thing! I can't allow myself to be dragged around like Lina's official lackey, that's all.
Amelia: *tears* That's... *sniffle* okay... I understand, Zelgadis-san.... *sniffle*
Zelgadis: *sigh* Okay, I'll do it...
Amelia: YAY!
Shira: YAY!
Tams: YAY!
Chrissy: YAY!
Audience: YAY!
Chrissy: I just happen to have a few pairs of handcuffs with me...
Shira: *blink* Why do you have those?
Chrissy: Uh... *nervous laugh* No reason! Hehe... doesn't everyone carry a pair of handcuffs around these days?
Tams and Shira: *slowly shake their heads*
Chrissy: *ahem* Anyways! Okay, Lina and Gourry, you sit over there, Amelia and Zel, you sit over there...
Lina: *sits*
Gourry: *sits*
Amelia: *sits*
Zelgadis: *sits*
Chrissy: Here, Tams you can cuff Lina and Gourry *hands Tams 2 sets of handcuffs* Shira, you can cuff Zel and Amelia *hands Shira 2 sets of handcuffs* and I'll go back to the camera!
Tams: *cuffs Lina's wrist to Gourry's wrist*
Shira: *cuffs Zel's wrist to Amelia's wrist*
Tams: *cuffs Lina's ankle to Gourry's ankle*
Shira: *cuffs Zel's ankle to Amelia's ankle*
Zelgadis: HEY! You never said we'd be cuffed at the ankle, too!!!
Chrissy: Nope! I just said you'd be handcuffed together, I never said where!
Lina: Great! How am I supposed to walk at all with the clueless jellyfish chained to my leg?
Zelgadis: I fully agree! I won't get anywhere with the Princess of Clumsiness here.
Amelia: Zelgadis-san, that's mean! I'll let you know that I've very good at three-legged races!
Gourry: Yeah! And... um... I'm not always clueless! Now, if you could just tell me why we're doing this--
Lina: *thunks Gourry*
Shira: I like this dare! Way to go, Chrissy!
Tams: Yeah! ^_^
Chrissy: YAY! *smile*
D.S: *wakes up* *looks around* Huuuh? What happened?
Shira: Hey! She's awake!
Tams: I never thought I'd see the day that Sylphiel outdrank you, D.S.
D.S: She won?? What happened? How'd she act? OHHH-- headache!!!
Shira: Sylphiel went very violent! She kicked everything, jumped off the light fixtures, and then leapt out of the window!
D.S: Did anyone catch her?
Tams: *shakes head* Nope!
D.S: GOOD! Now I'm going back to-- Hey! What happened to them?
Shira: Who?
D.S: Lina and Gourry and Zel and Amelia... they're... um... handcuffed together... right?
Chrissy: YEAH!!! It was my dare!!!
D.S: Way to go, Chrissy!!
Tams: Everyone's really having fun!!
Zelgadis: *trying to walk around with Amelia*
Amelia: *showing off her three-legged race skills-- she's better at it than Zel*
Lina: *finds that she can bash Gourry with a chain and it'll be more effective*
Gourry: *finds that chains hurt worse than fists*
D.S: WOW!!! Okay, well I'm going off to find a drink... I need to get rid of my hangover...
Tams: You're drinking more?
Shira: To get rid of a hangover?
D.S: Nooo!!! I'm going to get water and something to eat... maybe some coffee... yeah, coffee is good... better make that a cuppacino... *wanders off the stage*
Shira: *smile*
Tams: *smile*
Chrissy: *smile*
Shira, Tams, and Chrissy: COMMERCIAL TIME!!!