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Voices: We must, we must, we must increase our bust! We must, we must, we must increase our bust!
Camera: *shows a half dozen girls with strange-looking contraptions*
Girls: We must, we must, we must increase our bust! We must, we must, we must increase our bust!
Woman: *is VERY well endowed* Hello, girls! Welcome to my Bust Clinic. If you feel pained or grieved by your small chest size... If your flatness attracts snide or rude remarks... If you're embarrassed because someone younger than you has a fuller chest than you, you have to stop by my Bust Clinic.
Girls: We must, we must, we must increase our bust!
Woman: Exercising with my special inventions will increase your bust line at least three sizes by the end of one month. Please stop and visit some time. Membership costs are free! Exercising uniforms are free! The snack bar is free! The only thing you need to pay for is invention rental, which is at the easily affordable price of $100 an hour! Please come by, and remember-- A big bust, is a big must!
Girls: We must, we must, we must increase our bust!