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Gourry: Ne, Lina, that commercial seemed to be made for you!
Lina: WHAT!?!
Gourry: Yeah! I mean, you'll get bigger breasts, and you don't have to pay a whole lot, and you can eat the whole snack bar for free, and--
Lina: *blush* *thunks Gourry* Shut up!!
Gourry: Okaay...
Shira: HIYAS! Welcome back to the final episode of I Dare You!
Audience: Why does it have to end??
Shira: Well, there are a few reasons... The main thing is that I don't have any ideas for dares or anything... We also ran out of commercials...
Audience: WAAAAHHH!!
Shira: I know... I don't want it to end, either! It's so much fun here!!! But I can't keep it up...
Tams: THAT'S OKAY!!! We can have just as much fun on the set of WUWS, right?
Shira: RIGHT!!!
Audience: *pout*
Amelia: Taa daa! You did it, Zelgadis-san!!
Zelgadis: *grumble*stupid dare*grumble*tripping over my feet*grumble*not coordinated*grumble*
Gourry: Is the show over yet??
Lina: *thunks Gourry* No, it isn't! If it were over, we'd be unchained!
Shira: We still have a little time left... what should we do?
Sylphiel: *walks in the room* YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!!!
Lina: *stare*
Gourry: *stare*
Zelgadis: *stare*
Amelia: *stare*
Sylphiel: YOU LET ME FALL!!
Shira: You're alive??
Tams: You fell out the window!!!
Chrissy: Actually, she jumped...
Sylphiel: *lovey-eyed* I was rescuuueeeddd.... *sway*
Shira: (whisper) she's still drunk...
Tams: *nod nod*
Chrissy: Rescued by who?
Noonsa: By me, the handomest guy in my tribe!!
Sylphiel: *hugs Noonsa* Noonsa and I are going too-- wooaaahhh!!! *is very dizzy* *faints*
Noonsa: MY LOVE!!! *catches Sylphiel* I'll save you again! *carries Sylphiel away*
Shira: *snicker* Imagine her face...
Tams: *snicker* When she wakes up...
Chrissy: *snicker* With a fishman!!
Shira, Tams, and Chrissy: *crack up laughing*
Shira: *bent over double, laughing*
Tams: *hanging onto the curtain to stand up, laughing*
Chrissy: *rolling on the floor, laughing*
Amelia: *stare*
Zelgadis: *stare*
Gourry: *stare*
Lina: *stare*
Shira, Tams, and Chrissy: *laughing hysterically*
Shira: I... can't... stop... laughing...
Tams: Me... neither...
Chrissy: *can't talk because she's laughing too hard*
Shira, Tams, and Chrissy: *still laughing hysterically*
Amelia: Someone should help them...
Audience: *blink* *leaves the stage*
Gourry: *blink* They all left!
Gaav, Valgaav, and Xellos: *come on the stage*
Lina: What are you doing here?
Gaav: *drags laughing Tams away*
Valgaav: *drags laughing Shira away*
Xellos: *drags laughing Chrissy away*
Zelgadis: WAIT!!!
Lina: They have the keys to the handcuffs!!
Amelia: Come back!!
Gourry: BRING THEM BACK!!!
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Gourry: Now what?
Lina: *looks at Zel*
Zelgadis: *looks at Lina*
Lina and Zelgadis: AFTER THEM!!
*They all try to run, but trip over each other 'cause they're still chained together*
Camera: *tapes the four of them trying to untangle each other for a while before running out of film* *fizz* *blank screen*