A/N I own nothing of value to you people. Which means that I do not own these characters, Tamora Pierce does.
This story is based on the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I do no own it at all.
I am also sorry if this is a little too weird for some people. Queen of Fluff and I wrote this at a midnight party at school.
While reading this, do NOT think of ages. We mixed all the characters together. Also, do not think of any marriages because those do not exist.
There may be flirting between certain characters that happen in the books, but the author will tell them off for doing so.
Also, this is the second story in a Disney or fairy tale movies turned Tortallan
written by myself and Lady Nicolia of Conte.
So far this series includes
Cinderella: Tortallan Style by Queen of Fluff
Robin Hood: Tortallan Style by Spawn of Satan
Aladdin: Tortallan Style by Queen of Fluff
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Robin Hood: Tortallan Style
Narrator: Here we are for the first ever Tortallan performance of Robin Hood.
Cast of Characters:
Robin of Foxely: Nealan of Queenscove
Maid Marrianne: Keladry of Mindelan
Achoo: Gareth of Naxen
Will: Domitan of Masbolle
Blinkin: Wyldon of Cavall
Little John: Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak
Prince Jon: (yeah right) George Cooper
King Richard: Jonathan of Conte (oh yeah!)
Latrine (think of the witch with a crush on the sheriff): Graveyard Hag
Sheriff of Tortingham: Cleon of Kennan (obviously)
Brunhilda (Maid Marrianne's lady-in-waiting [nanny]): Alanna of Trebond
Rabbi or Wine Guy: Numair Salmalin
Mafia: Claw, Roger, Ozorne, Delia
These are only major characters. You may see a few that you recognize that are not posted here.
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Neal of Foxely walked back to his castle, only to find bare land.
"Where's my house?!?!?!?!?" he cried.
The Lord Provost walked up to him. "Here," he said shortly as he handed him a small stack of papers.
"An eviction notice?" Neal asked as he flipped through many, many sheets of paper. "What?!? They can't do this to me! I pay taxes for crying out loud! I participate in riots for Mithros' sake!"
"A thousand apologies, Queenscove. Ooops, I mean, um, Foxely," the Provost corrected after receiving a vicious glare from the writer. He shifted nervously. "Could you please stop the interrobangs!?!?!?! Crap! Look what you did!?!?! Crap again. I'm leaving." The Provost runs off, leaving Neal of Foxely standing, stunned on the dirt road.
"Wait! You can't leave! Tell me what happened to my house!!!" he shouted after him.
"I can't hear you! Lalalalalallalalalalallala!" he shrieked, his fingers in his ears, not once stopping or turning.
"Crap........" he cursed vehemently under his breath.
This story is based on the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I do no own it at all.
I am also sorry if this is a little too weird for some people. Queen of Fluff and I wrote this at a midnight party at school.
While reading this, do NOT think of ages. We mixed all the characters together. Also, do not think of any marriages because those do not exist.
There may be flirting between certain characters that happen in the books, but the author will tell them off for doing so.
Also, this is the second story in a Disney or fairy tale movies turned Tortallan
written by myself and Lady Nicolia of Conte.
So far this series includes
Cinderella: Tortallan Style by Queen of Fluff
Robin Hood: Tortallan Style by Spawn of Satan
Aladdin: Tortallan Style by Queen of Fluff
******
Robin Hood: Tortallan Style
Narrator: Here we are for the first ever Tortallan performance of Robin Hood.
Cast of Characters:
Robin of Foxely: Nealan of Queenscove
Maid Marrianne: Keladry of Mindelan
Achoo: Gareth of Naxen
Will: Domitan of Masbolle
Blinkin: Wyldon of Cavall
Little John: Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak
Prince Jon: (yeah right) George Cooper
King Richard: Jonathan of Conte (oh yeah!)
Latrine (think of the witch with a crush on the sheriff): Graveyard Hag
Sheriff of Tortingham: Cleon of Kennan (obviously)
Brunhilda (Maid Marrianne's lady-in-waiting [nanny]): Alanna of Trebond
Rabbi or Wine Guy: Numair Salmalin
Mafia: Claw, Roger, Ozorne, Delia
These are only major characters. You may see a few that you recognize that are not posted here.
***
Neal of Foxely walked back to his castle, only to find bare land.
"Where's my house?!?!?!?!?" he cried.
The Lord Provost walked up to him. "Here," he said shortly as he handed him a small stack of papers.
"An eviction notice?" Neal asked as he flipped through many, many sheets of paper. "What?!? They can't do this to me! I pay taxes for crying out loud! I participate in riots for Mithros' sake!"
"A thousand apologies, Queenscove. Ooops, I mean, um, Foxely," the Provost corrected after receiving a vicious glare from the writer. He shifted nervously. "Could you please stop the interrobangs!?!?!?! Crap! Look what you did!?!?! Crap again. I'm leaving." The Provost runs off, leaving Neal of Foxely standing, stunned on the dirt road.
"Wait! You can't leave! Tell me what happened to my house!!!" he shouted after him.
"I can't hear you! Lalalalalallalalalalallala!" he shrieked, his fingers in his ears, not once stopping or turning.
"Crap........" he cursed vehemently under his breath.