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Hi! I am actually writing again! It's amazing! Here's the story!
Robin Hood: Tortallan Style
Cast of Characters:
Robin of Foxely: Nealan of Queenscove
Maid Marrianne: Keladry of Mindelan
Achoo: Gareth of Naxen
Will: Domitan of Masbolle
Blinkin: Wyldon of Cavall
Little John: Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak
Prince Jon: (yeah right) George Cooper
King Richard: Jonathan of Conte (oh yeah!)
Latrine (think of the witch with a crush on the sheriff): Graveyard Hag
Sheriff of Tortingham: Cleon of Kennan (obviously)
Brunhilda (Maid Marian's lady-in-waiting [nanny]): Alanna of Trebond
Rabbi or Wine Guy: Numair Salmalin
Mafia: Claw, Roger, Ozorne, Delia
These are only major characters. You may see a few that you recognise that
are not posted here.
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Neal: *crying* My house! My poor house! My beautiful house! Gone! It's gone!
*continues ranting*
Gary: Hey, man. Wazzup?
Neal: Huh? Oh, my house is gone! *bursts out crying again*
Gary: That's too bad, dude.
Neal: I know! What's your name?
Gary: Achoo.
Neal: Bless you.
Gary: No that's my name, dude. Yours?
Neal: Robin of Foxly
Gary: Hello, bird-fox.
Neal: *sarcastically* Ha ha ha.
[Sheriff and his men ride up]
Cleon: I am the sheriff of Tortingham and you are, uuhhhh, what's my line?
Writer: *whispers to Cleon* You are trespassing on land which is not yours and we
don't like you very much.
Cleon: *slaps forehead* Oh, yeah! *serious voice* You are trespassing on land which
is not yours and we don't like you very much.
Gary: *raises eyebrows*
Neal: Well, then we should duel.
Cleon: Yeah, well, I'm too busy for that right now.
Neal: I challenge you to.............uhhmmmm, let's see.....hmmmm..........aha! The Drag
Queen competition!
Cleon: Huh?
Neal: It's simple really. We compete to see who can dress up most like a woman. The
one who looks the best is the winner.
Cleon: *shrugs* Alright.
[Both men go behind privacy curtains that magically appeared from no where and dress
up] [Robin comes out first. He looks the same, but with his hair combed.] [Sheriff
comes out in a pink muslin lace dress, high heels, mascara, eye shadow, jewels, lip stick,
etc]
Everyone: *laughs at Cleon*
Cleon: *outraged and blushing* Stop before I shoot you all!
Neal: Shoot with what? A gun?
Cleon: Yes, a gun!
Neal: Too bad. They haven't been invented yet.
Cleon: *mumbles* Jerk.
Gary: *hides laughs*
[Sheriff and men ride off]
Neal: That went well.
Gary: I agree.
Sorry, I know it was a little weird. Lady Alanna S of C helped me figure out
ideas. We have plans for the next chapter. *grins evilly*
^~^ LIGER & LADY QUEENSCOVE^~^
Hi! I am actually writing again! It's amazing! Here's the story!
Robin Hood: Tortallan Style
Cast of Characters:
Robin of Foxely: Nealan of Queenscove
Maid Marrianne: Keladry of Mindelan
Achoo: Gareth of Naxen
Will: Domitan of Masbolle
Blinkin: Wyldon of Cavall
Little John: Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak
Prince Jon: (yeah right) George Cooper
King Richard: Jonathan of Conte (oh yeah!)
Latrine (think of the witch with a crush on the sheriff): Graveyard Hag
Sheriff of Tortingham: Cleon of Kennan (obviously)
Brunhilda (Maid Marian's lady-in-waiting [nanny]): Alanna of Trebond
Rabbi or Wine Guy: Numair Salmalin
Mafia: Claw, Roger, Ozorne, Delia
These are only major characters. You may see a few that you recognise that
are not posted here.
()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
Neal: *crying* My house! My poor house! My beautiful house! Gone! It's gone!
*continues ranting*
Gary: Hey, man. Wazzup?
Neal: Huh? Oh, my house is gone! *bursts out crying again*
Gary: That's too bad, dude.
Neal: I know! What's your name?
Gary: Achoo.
Neal: Bless you.
Gary: No that's my name, dude. Yours?
Neal: Robin of Foxly
Gary: Hello, bird-fox.
Neal: *sarcastically* Ha ha ha.
[Sheriff and his men ride up]
Cleon: I am the sheriff of Tortingham and you are, uuhhhh, what's my line?
Writer: *whispers to Cleon* You are trespassing on land which is not yours and we
don't like you very much.
Cleon: *slaps forehead* Oh, yeah! *serious voice* You are trespassing on land which
is not yours and we don't like you very much.
Gary: *raises eyebrows*
Neal: Well, then we should duel.
Cleon: Yeah, well, I'm too busy for that right now.
Neal: I challenge you to.............uhhmmmm, let's see.....hmmmm..........aha! The Drag
Queen competition!
Cleon: Huh?
Neal: It's simple really. We compete to see who can dress up most like a woman. The
one who looks the best is the winner.
Cleon: *shrugs* Alright.
[Both men go behind privacy curtains that magically appeared from no where and dress
up] [Robin comes out first. He looks the same, but with his hair combed.] [Sheriff
comes out in a pink muslin lace dress, high heels, mascara, eye shadow, jewels, lip stick,
etc]
Everyone: *laughs at Cleon*
Cleon: *outraged and blushing* Stop before I shoot you all!
Neal: Shoot with what? A gun?
Cleon: Yes, a gun!
Neal: Too bad. They haven't been invented yet.
Cleon: *mumbles* Jerk.
Gary: *hides laughs*
[Sheriff and men ride off]
Neal: That went well.
Gary: I agree.
Sorry, I know it was a little weird. Lady Alanna S of C helped me figure out
ideas. We have plans for the next chapter. *grins evilly*
^~^ LIGER & LADY QUEENSCOVE^~^