Disclaimer: Ya know...I'm tired of writing these. You get the point, don'tcha?
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Fairy Tale Land
Part 3
Wizard of..wait a sec. Who's the wizard?






Everyone appeared on the set of Wizard of Oz. They looked around as if someone or something was about to jump out at them. Nova eyed everyone as she tried to pick out the characters.


No: Alright everyone in the dressing rooms behind the stage!


They all looked at each other, waiting to see which one was going back there first. Being an impatient person, Nova waved her wand and every appeard back stage for make up and costumes.


^~^~^~^~15 minutes later~^~^~^~^


Noin, Une, Treize, Dorothy, and Sally were in the audience thanking God that there were no more characters left. Howard emerged from backstage on all fours wearing a cute little dog outfit. The audience did their best to contain their laughter, but immediately failed. Howard growled and crawled to a corner of the stage. Duo walked on stage wearing a short blue checkered jumper with a white shirt. The ruby slippers were 2 inch heeled red shoes with red sequence glued on them. His hair was parted and braided into two pigtails.


S: um....Duo. Don't you think thats rather short? I mean if you bend over you'll show everything!


D: Talk to Nova about it. Plus why do you care? Heero didn't have any objections.

Everyone in the audience including the narrator sweatdropped. -_-'

No: Alright everyone! Action!


D: um...where's toto? Where's my dog? *looking around* Here Toto! *whistles* Toto? TOTO!! WHERE THE HECK ARE YA?!


At that time Relena emerges as the wicked witch of the west in a cloud of smoke.


Re: *crackles* *holding toto* You want your dog? huh? do ya?


D: No! I'm just walking around calling my dog's name and looking for him for no reason at all!


Re: -_- Your sarcasm sickens me.


D: Your looks sickens me. Your voice sickens me. You sicken me!


Re: Just for that I'm taking Heero from you!


D: *frowns* Touch him, you die bitch!


Toto was tired of being held by Relena. Plus he was turning blue from her tight grasp around his neck. So, he bit her.


Re: Ow! Mutt!! *frowns* Because your dog bit me and your house landed on my gay brother, Heero will be mine!! *crackle crackle*


Camera turns to the house in the right corner of the stage. Underneath it was Dekeim. Suddenly, Wufei walks out wearing a pink ball room style dress with a tiara/crown on his head. He was holding a magic wand. Sally bursted out with laughter. Her face turned purple as she fell out her seat. Tears were coming from her eyes.


Wu: *frowns* INJUSTICE!!!


Re: -_-' yeah. *joyful* HEERO'S MINE!!!


Wu: Shut up onna! You have no honor!


D: oi. Where's Auntie Em! I'm hungry!


Just then the White Fang came skipping out singing follow the yellow brick road. Duo blinked and look at Toto. He shrugged and stated to follow the yellow brick road, leaving Glinda and the witch arguing.
After eating some fruit he found along the way, Duo continued his journey. He soon came across a corn field.


D: ooo! Corn! I'm hungry!


-_-' Duo started to pick the corn when he noticed a scarecrow hanging infront if him.


D: *screams* *breathes* Hilde...DON'T DO THAT!!!


Hi: Please!! Get me down!


D: *starts to walk away*


Hi: Duo!!!


After 10 minutes of begging Duo finally got her down.

D: hm...I wonder. Who's the cowardly lion and the tinman? And who is the Wizard?


Duo, Hilde and Toto continued their journey. Hilde was the first to find the tin man by running into him.


Hi: Ow!


Tro: Gomen.


D: *mouth open* Trowa? What the heck are you wearing?


Everthing Trowa had on was made of pure gundanium, the pants, the shirt, the shoes, the gloves, and his hat.


Tro: I should be asking you that.


Hi: Enough chit chat! I wanna know who the cowardly lion is!


All struck by their curiousity they continued down the brick road and reached a dead tree in the road.


D: Well that stinks!


A growling noise sounded throughout the forest. Zechs came out with a frown on his face. Noin was too busy freaking out on how cute Zechs looked. Zechs had on a cute fuzzy lion costume with ears, tail, and whiskers.


Z: You say one thing and I'll maul ya.


Tro: Nova cease to amaze me.


Z: Shut up clown. Lets go to the wizard so I can get out of this stupid costume!

So they walked until they became weak from hunger, at least Duo did. Just then a jet landed near them. Quatre and Catherine came out carrying food.


D: Auntie Em! Uncle Henry! You've brought food! Yay!!


They ate until they couldn't eat anymore. They said goodbye to Em and Henry as they flew off. They continued their walk until the reached a city. Zechs asked around and found out where the wizard was. As they reached the castle Duo began to complain.


D: I miss my Hee-Chan!!


Z: All we have to do is find out who the wizard is and then you can go back to your hee-chan.


D: *sadly* ok, but I still miss him.


They knocked on the door. A deep voice sounded through the door saying that only Dorothy can come in. Duo shrugged and walked inside.


^~^~^~^~45 minutes later~^~^~^~^


Everyone was worried about Duo. He hadn't come out or gave a sign that he was ok. Zechs and Trowa were about to knock down the door, when it opened. Duo walked out. His clothes and hair were looking disheveled.


D: *huge smile* I know who the Wizard is!


Before anyone could ask questions Heero walked out looking as disheveled as Duo is. Everyone sweatdropped.


No: Cut! That wasn't so bad was it!


D: Nope!


Tro: Thats because you made out with Heero for almost an hour.


D: So!


No: Now we are ready for the real thing! Our first story is......Snow White!


As everyone groaned with distaste, Nova waves her wand in the air and everyone disappeared.