A/N I, unfortunately, don't own anybody in the Tamora Pierce books....wahhhh!!!!!
Robin Hood: Tortallan Style
Narrator: Here we are for the first ever Tortallan performance of Robin Hood.
Cast of Characters:
Robin of Foxely: Nealan of Queenscove
Maid Marrianne: Keladry of Mindelan
Achoo: Gareth of Naxen
Will: Domitan of Masbolle
Blinkin: Wyldon of Cavall
Little John: Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak
Prince John: (yeah right) George Cooper
King Richard: Jonathan of Conte (oh yeah!)
Latrine (think of the witch with a crush on the sheriff): Graveyard Hag
Sheriff of Tortingham: Cleon of Kennan (obviously)
Brunhilda (Maid Marrianne's lady-in-waiting [nanny]): Alanna of Trebond
Rabbi or Wine Guy: Numair Salmalin
Mafia: Claw, Roger, Ozorne, Delia
These are only major characters. You may see a few that you recognise that
are not posted here.
*Neal and Gary walk down a path and come to a bridge*
* a tall, large person is standing on the bridge*
Raoul: Who goes there?
Neal: Robin of Foxely and Achoo uhhhhhmmmm.......
Raoul: Bless you.
Neal: What?
Gary: No, Achoo is my name! Mithros! Nobody can ever get it right!
Neal: Can we pass?
Raoul: I don't know, can you?
Neal: *thinks for a few minutes* MAY we pass?
Raoul: I could let you pass, but I won't.
Gary: And why freakin' not?
Raoul: because.....because.....*sniff* I don't have any money to buy myself new ballet slippers! *sobs*
Neal: Well, if it makes you feel any better, Achoo-
Raoul: Bless you.
Neal: Thank you. Achoo-
Raoul: Bless you.
Neal: That's enough! Him *gestures at Gary* and I are going to go to the castle to speak to Prince John about all this.
Raoul: *sniff* Okay. You can pass.
*Neal and Gary walk through*
Raoul: I want you to meet someone who may help you. His name is Will and he is a master of the dagger.
*Dom pops out of the bushes*
Dom: You bet, Little John!!!
Neal: LITTLE John??????
Raoul: Yep.
Dom: I'm one of the best! *does fancy dagger throwing move* *messes up and gives Gary a crew cut*
Gary: *faints*
Neal: Achoo!
Raoul: Bless you.
Neal: Ummmmmmm...........Line?
Writer: I don't think you have one. *reads script book* Wait! You say, "Where are my knickers?"
Neal: *confused* Oh well. *clears throat* Where are my knickers?
Wyldon: Master, where are you???? *stumbles around searching for Neal, hands out stretched*
Neal: Blinken?
Wyldon: Master Robin???
Neal: Blinken, you look like the eviction dude.
Wyldon: I do?? *grabs fake mustache and puts it on*
Neal: Better.
Writer: Ahem! Oh sorry, your line is...*checks script book* You laugh.
Neal: Okay. Here goes. *clears throat* Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Writer: Wrong kind of laugh, Neal.
Neal: Okay, how about this? *giggles in high pitched voice*
Writer: No, no, no, no!!!
Neal: *deep laugh* *high laugh* *laughs through nose* *snickers*
Writer: That's it!
Neal: This? *snickers*
Writer: Yes.
Neal: *snickers*
Writer: Finally. Can we PLEASE move on to scene 4 now?
A/N I need only say one word.......REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!
^~^Liger and Lady Queenscove^~^ *crowds cheers*
Robin Hood: Tortallan Style
Narrator: Here we are for the first ever Tortallan performance of Robin Hood.
Cast of Characters:
Robin of Foxely: Nealan of Queenscove
Maid Marrianne: Keladry of Mindelan
Achoo: Gareth of Naxen
Will: Domitan of Masbolle
Blinkin: Wyldon of Cavall
Little John: Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak
Prince John: (yeah right) George Cooper
King Richard: Jonathan of Conte (oh yeah!)
Latrine (think of the witch with a crush on the sheriff): Graveyard Hag
Sheriff of Tortingham: Cleon of Kennan (obviously)
Brunhilda (Maid Marrianne's lady-in-waiting [nanny]): Alanna of Trebond
Rabbi or Wine Guy: Numair Salmalin
Mafia: Claw, Roger, Ozorne, Delia
These are only major characters. You may see a few that you recognise that
are not posted here.
*Neal and Gary walk down a path and come to a bridge*
* a tall, large person is standing on the bridge*
Raoul: Who goes there?
Neal: Robin of Foxely and Achoo uhhhhhmmmm.......
Raoul: Bless you.
Neal: What?
Gary: No, Achoo is my name! Mithros! Nobody can ever get it right!
Neal: Can we pass?
Raoul: I don't know, can you?
Neal: *thinks for a few minutes* MAY we pass?
Raoul: I could let you pass, but I won't.
Gary: And why freakin' not?
Raoul: because.....because.....*sniff* I don't have any money to buy myself new ballet slippers! *sobs*
Neal: Well, if it makes you feel any better, Achoo-
Raoul: Bless you.
Neal: Thank you. Achoo-
Raoul: Bless you.
Neal: That's enough! Him *gestures at Gary* and I are going to go to the castle to speak to Prince John about all this.
Raoul: *sniff* Okay. You can pass.
*Neal and Gary walk through*
Raoul: I want you to meet someone who may help you. His name is Will and he is a master of the dagger.
*Dom pops out of the bushes*
Dom: You bet, Little John!!!
Neal: LITTLE John??????
Raoul: Yep.
Dom: I'm one of the best! *does fancy dagger throwing move* *messes up and gives Gary a crew cut*
Gary: *faints*
Neal: Achoo!
Raoul: Bless you.
Neal: Ummmmmmm...........Line?
Writer: I don't think you have one. *reads script book* Wait! You say, "Where are my knickers?"
Neal: *confused* Oh well. *clears throat* Where are my knickers?
Wyldon: Master, where are you???? *stumbles around searching for Neal, hands out stretched*
Neal: Blinken?
Wyldon: Master Robin???
Neal: Blinken, you look like the eviction dude.
Wyldon: I do?? *grabs fake mustache and puts it on*
Neal: Better.
Writer: Ahem! Oh sorry, your line is...*checks script book* You laugh.
Neal: Okay. Here goes. *clears throat* Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Writer: Wrong kind of laugh, Neal.
Neal: Okay, how about this? *giggles in high pitched voice*
Writer: No, no, no, no!!!
Neal: *deep laugh* *high laugh* *laughs through nose* *snickers*
Writer: That's it!
Neal: This? *snickers*
Writer: Yes.
Neal: *snickers*
Writer: Finally. Can we PLEASE move on to scene 4 now?
A/N I need only say one word.......REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!
^~^Liger and Lady Queenscove^~^ *crowds cheers*