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Fairy Tale Land
Part 4
Snow Pale



Everyone reappeared in their costumes. Of course no one liked who they were especially Duo.


D: Why am I Snow White?! Oh my GOD!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR?!


H: *pulled out gun and points it at Nova* Omae O Korosu!!! *shoots*


No: Ack! *moves just in time* Relax!! Its just bobby pinned up!! I wouldn't dare cut his hair.


Q: I'm a dwarf?


No: Hai!! You're Happy!!


Q: -_- Then why am I not happy?


No: *sighs* Some people.


Some of the Gundam people didn't know exactly who they were. They did their best trying to help each other figure it out, but Nova just told them who they were. She should have done that in the first place but thats not my place to say so. I'm just a narrator.


No: Got that right. Wufei your Grumpy. Catherine your Bashful. Trowa your sleepy.


Tro: Good! *snore*


No: -_-' Sally your Doc. Dekeim your Dopey and Zechs your Sneezy.


Hi: What am I?


No: Your the evil Queen that turns into a bitch...I mean witch!


Hi: NANI?!


No: Places everyone! Oh! Everyone else...your the animals!! Alright places!!



After many death threats the crew finally got into their places.


No: Ok. Action!!!



D: *grumbles* Ahem...*cleaning* Damn Queen! Just because I'm obviously cuter than her doesn't mean she has to make me work so hard! All this cleaning gets me hungry and she doesn't even feed me well! I swear! Once I get a powerful rank in this society she's gonna pay for this!!! Look at my hair!! *curses*



As Princess Duo was complaining about her...er...his hair, a extremely handsome young prince comes by.


D: I don't entirely like you staring at my Hee-chan...Ms. Narrator.


Gomen Duo.


H: -_-' He's so overprotective. *looks at Duo* *can't take his eyes off him*


Duo's outfit was nothing but a torn up shirt and ankle length skirt. He had patches of dirt on his pale face as on his arms and legs. Despite all this, Duo was quite a beautiful site.



H: I don't like you drooling over my Duo, Narrator.


Dang! Can't a chick have some fun around here?


H: *glares at narrator*


Gomen Heero. Fine! I'll drool over the cute sleeping dwarf over there.


No: Don't even think about it!


FINE!!


H: *comes back from Duo dream land* To bad he's a servant...*staring*


While Heero is busy making a puddle of drool, Howard the dove flies to Duo.

Ho: Hey man! There's a prince staring at ya!


D: huh? Is he cute? Further more...does he have food?


Ho: He might be cute to you. I couldn't see if he had food or not.


D: Cute huh? I gotta clean up alittle! I can't let him see me or talk to me when I'm like this!! *looks at his clothes* Times like this I wish I had time to change my outfit.


Duo goes to the wishing well to was the dirt of his pale body. *got sidetracked by a wet Duo* Ahem! Heero, who followed him, was completely under a trance as he saw Duo's true beauty come from behind the dirt.


H: Damn he looks good. *staring*

Uh...riiiiiiiight. Meanwhile, the evil Queen was doing her usual boring deed of the day, talking to her mirror that never responds.


Hi: *staring at Duo*



Ahem!!!! You-hoo! Queen! You're suppose to be taking to the mirror!


Hi: Damn he looks good. *staring*


-_-' We get the point. HILDE!!! EARTH TO HILDE!


Hi: huh? Oh! um.....Mirror mirror on the wall......why won't you respond to me?


Mirror: *doesn't respond*


Hi: Stupid mirror!! *breaks it* I never liked you anyway!


mirror: That hurt.


Hi: Yay! You responded!


-_-' Meanwhile Prince Heero finally stopped drooling long enough to get enough courage to talk to Princess Duo.

*Camera turns on Duo and Heero who are making out by the wishing well*


-_-' Ahem! I said talking! HELLO?!

D: *stops* Oh! um! You can't stay here! If the Queen finds out about you'll be in big trouble.


H: *sighs* ok. Can you meet in the forest tonight at 8?


D: Sure!!


H: I'll be waiting for you as soon as you enter the forest.


D: K!!


Heero kissed Duo sweetly on the lips. I said SWEETLY! Thank you. Later on that night something happened to Heero that prevented him to arrive on time.


Hi: *laughs evily*


Ok! Psycho chick. So Duo thought he misundestood the place and ventured deeper into the forest. Wouldn't ya know it, he got lost. He began to become tired and hungry. He was starting to become afraid that he'll die of starvation.


D: I NEED FOOD!! *looks crazy* I'M GONNA DIE!! NOOOO!! I'M TOO YOUNG!!


Luckily there were kind and gentle creatures that led him to a cottage. There was one creature that wasn't so nice. This unusual blond fox kept say "Heero's mine! Stay away from him." Finally all the creatures jumped it, gagged it, and tied it up. Duo walked into the cottage and found it empty and yet perfectly clean. It was fully furnished and the fridge was overly packed with food. Duo helped himself to the food and proceeded to find a place to sleep. He walked upstairs and found a bedroom filled with 7 beds. He laughed as he read the names that were carved on them . He picked one and got all snugged and comfy. He talked to the animals and he fell asleep in mid-sentence. All the animals sweatdropped.



No: I'm getting bored!! Lets skip to the part when she has to eat the apple!


Ok. Queen Hilde was quite upset when she found out that Princess Duo was gone. She was equally upset when she found out that Duo could have come back but didn't.


Hi: Duo will come back to me whether he likes it or not!


With her evil bitchey self....

Hi: Hey!


....she created a tranquilizer apple to put Duo to sleep. She disguise herself as this ugly old hag of a witch. She found her way to the cottage of the dwarfs. Little did she know Prince Heero was following her.


H: Damn Queen! I'll get her for setting my clothes on fire.


*not laughing really* Ahem...


Hi: Hello?


D: Hi! How are ya?


Hi: I'm ok. Do you mind if I come in to rest?


D: uh...sure!


They talked and laughed for about an hour or so. Heero was getting rather annoyed. She finally gave Duo the apple.


D: ooo! Food! Arigatou! *eats*


The tranquilizer hit Duo hard. With in one bite he fell asleep, hitting the floor.


Hi: *sinister laughter* Now Duo is mine again!



Grumpy...er..Wu: INJUSTICE!!!


uh...Wufei isn't suppose to be here!


Wu: I don't care! INJUSTICE!!


We established that.


Q: Poor Duo!


Z: *sneezes* Food has be *sneezes* come the d *sneezes* eath of him. *sneezes*


A very ticked off Prince came through the door. He had his gun, sword, and whatever weapon in hand. He glared at Hilde as she began to slowly sneak out the window.



H: Hilde! Don't you run away from me! You're gonna pay for what you did to Duo!


D: *snore*


Hi: *pulls out a light saver* Beat that ya good for nothing prince!


H: *drops weapons and pulls out a light saver* Die!!


The fight for Duo went on for hours. The dwarfs were now playing cards, Guess Who, and Battleship.


Z: *sneezes* B4


Wu: Damn you Zechs!


Cat: Trowa do you have any two's?


Tro: *snore*


Cat: -_-' Sally?



Sa: Go fish.


De: *holds up a sign saying "Does your person wears a beard?"*


Q: Nope!


Finally Heero won the fight. By then, Duo had awaken.


D: *yawns* Good job koi!


H: I do my best.


Heero swept Duo off his feet and they rode off to the sunset.


Wu: A2


Z: Damn!


No: Cut! Good job! Next is Cinderella!


D: *occupied*


H: *same*


Wu: *occupied also*


Sa: *same*


Z: *ditto*


N: *ditto*


No: -_-' *waves wand* Too many lovers around here!


-_-' I agree. Everyone disappeared for the next embarrassing role play.