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Fairy Tale Land
Part 5
Cinder-Duo



After all they been through, Nova still tortures them. That's why I'm glad I'm just a narrator. *kawaii smile* I love my job! The Gundam crew, once again reappeared in their costumes.


D: WHY AM I A GIRL AGAIN?! WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THE GIRL ROLES?!


No: Breathe.


While Duo was complaining about being a girl, Heero was looking at his outfit. He was wearing a traditional Prince suit with loose legging.


H: I'm use to spandex.


No: Well you need a change.


H:.........


No: Ok! Since I'm in a hurry to get back to Trowa Jr., I'm gonna skip to the ball. K?


In a matter of minutes ball room music starts to play. Everyone got in their places and preceeded to do their part.


H: *yawns* Boring.


The heart throb of the kingdom, the most handsome and sexiest guy in the world, Prince Heero and King Zechs were in the balcony accompainied by the King's Advisor, Noin. They were watching the girls dance after Heero was force to meet each one as they came in. He had a very hard time trying to fight off one girl. She had blond hair and wore a pink dress.


Z: Really son, you should dance.


H: You're saying that because you want to be alone with Noin.


Z: Exactly! Now scram!


King Zechs and Advisor Noin literally threw Prince Heero out on the dance floor.


No: *starts dancing to "Blood Is On The Dance Floor"*


-_-' Upon arriving on the .......ball room dancing floor...


No: -_-


...Relena saw the Prince instantly. Heero glanced around and saw her looking at him. She was headed his way.


H: Kuso! *starts to run*


When it comes to Relena, Heero can neither run or hide. She grabbed his arm before he could take off running.


H: Oh God! Why me?


Re: Would you like to dance my Prince?


H: NO! I hate dancing! Bye! *starts to walk*


Re: *yanks Heero back to her* C'mon...please?


H: *blinks* NO!


Re: *Hugs Heero tightly* You'll make me so happy! I know you love me! That's what people who are in love do...make each other happy.


H: 0.0 *turning purple* Let go of me!!



Re: You'll dance with me? See I knew you loved me!!


H: 0.0 wait I never...


Before Heero could answer that, Relena dragged him to the center of the ball room. Meanwhile back at Cinderella's house.


S: Now remember Duo...by midnight the spell would be broken.


D: Hai Fairy Godmother Sally. I'll remember, but.... do you think my stepsisters and stepmother will recognize me?


S: Even if they did, Une and her two brats Relena and Dorothy will never admit it.


Right before Cinderella...uh...Duo got into the carriage, a strange man emerge from the bushes yelling pumpkin. His hair was poofy , covering one eye and blond. His eyes...er..eye was lavander. He was wearing dress khakis and a white shirt. He ran up to the carriage and hugged it saying pumpkin.


S: Excuse me sir!! Who are you?!


Sa: My name is Sage! PUMPKIN! ^_^


S: -_-'


D: -_-'


Sally compromised with Sage. She gave him his own pumpkin carriage.


Sa: ARIGATOU!! PUMPKIN!!! ^_^


D: Riiiiiiiiiiiight. *gets in carriage*


S: Remember Duo! Midnight!


D: I will!


The carriage drove off to the castle. At the castle poor Prince Heero was suffering while King Zechs was "talking" to Advisor Noin privately. Relena was talking endlessly. He wouldn't mind her constant talking, but her voice was rather annoying. He did anything and everything to get away from her, but she always seem to find him. She was like a fly that wouldn't go away.

Re: Prince Heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrroooo!! Looooook! Isn't it pretty?


H: *winces from the sound of Relena's voice* WHAT?!


Re: The flowers. Can we go outside? It's such a beautiful night!


H: *groans* Go away! Please! I've with stood enough torture for tonight!


Re: *sad* You don't mean that.


H: *growls*


Without saying anything Heero walked away. Five minutes later Relena found him again and started talking. Une was busy flirting her ass off with some rich guy named Treize. Dorothy was watching Relena hound Prince Heero and laughing at his facial expressions.


Do: She doesn't get it. He really doesn't like her.



Suddenly the band stopped playing, people stopped dancing, everyone stopped what they were doing to look at this beautiful creature that walked into the room. Her hair was of a chestnut color and up in a high bun with a diamind tiara around it. Her earings were of dangly diamonds sparkling in the light. She had a black choker around her neck with a small diamond shaped diamond in the middle. Her sleeveless ball room style dress, which exsposed her shoulders , was baby blue with a diamond like shine to it. Her arm length gloves were made of the same material and pattern of the dress. On her left middle finger was a diamond ring. She wore a diamond bracelet on her right wrist. She had glitterly soft, moist lips with glitterly light baby blue eye shadow. Her shoes, of course, were made of glass. She immediately caught Heero's eye.


H: Wow. *stupified*


Re: Isn't that Cinderella? No it couldn't be. She was and will never be pretty. Plus, she isn't all that pretty either. Right Heero?

Heero wasn't there any more. He was following the crowd of guys that were making their way to the Diamond Princess.


D: Boy did I get popular all of a sudden.


Some Guy: (Sg) Would you like to dance?


D: No thanx!


Sg2: I would be honored if you would dance with me.


D: I'mgonnakillyouNova. No thanx!


H: Would you like to dance?


D: No tha....uh..wow. OK!


How quickly Duo changes his mind. They danced until their hearts content. The went outside to the garden while a very ticked off Relena watched.


Re: What does she see in her? I'm sooo much better looking than she'll ever be!


Sg3: Actually miss, you're the most ugliest person I've ever seen in my life. I'm not the only person who thinks that either. *walks away*


Re: *starts crying and runs off*


*smiles!* I love that guy!


D: Do you enjoy being a prince?


H: I hate it! I don't have any freedom at all! I wish I were a king! Die Zechs! Die! I wanna have more freedom!


Z: *from room* I HEARD THAT HEERO!!


H: Oops.


D: *raises eyebrow* Ok. I rather be royalty than be a slave of an unkind task master. Damn Relena.


H: Who?!


D: No one!


H: You sure?


D: Hai! OOooo! Violets!


Duo, who quickly changed the subject, went up to the violets and smelled them.


H: There the same color as your eyes. Beautiful.


D: *smiles*


Heero leaned over and gave a tender sweet kiss. In the mist of it the had a unwanted guest.


Re: Alright bitch! Let go of my prince!


D: Huh?!


Re: You heard me! You wanna fight? I'll gladly fight! C'mere! C'mon! I'm right here! You think I'm scared of you Miss Diamond Princess?! I am not giving up my prince without a fight!


Not missing a chance to hit Relena, Duo walked to her and punched her dead in the face.


Re: Ow! You broke my nose! MOM!! *runs away*


D: I always wanted to do that.


H: Yay!! The witch is gone! Hopefully she won't bother me anymore! *kisses Duo*


D: mmmm!



Well someone seems happy. By the time the kiss ended the clock strock twelve.


D: Damn! Gotta go! Love ya! *kisses Heero quickly on the lips and leaves*


H: Huh?! Wha?! WAIT!! ATLEAST TELL ME YOUR NAME!!


Duo was too far away to hear Heero. The prince quickly ordered his henchmen and guards to follow her home. Duo was quickly changing back to her regular clothes. She ran home leaving her glass slipper behind at the castle.



Re: Ooo! Looks like Diamond Princess left her shoe. Its glass too! I should break it.


H: You do and I will have you executed.


Re: Alright. Here.


Relena handed the shoe to Heero and let go of it a tad too soon. Heero dove for it catching it before it hit the ground.


Re: Oops.


H: Oops my ass!


After the ball Heero couldn't stop thinking about Duo.


Z: My son is love sick.


N: *sarcastic tone of voice* You think?


Z: *looks at Noin*


Heero couldn't take it any longer. He went out and went to ever maidens house in the kingdom to have try on the shoe.


U: Now girls when the prince arrives don't hound him!


Do: *looks at Relena*


Re: What?


*knock at the house of Cinderella*


U: That's him!


Une answered the door and the prince walked in. He saw something that made him draw his sword.


H: Back you demon!


Re: Why Prince Heero...good to see you to.


H: Skip her! I know its not her!


Re: Cruel!


H: Bitch!


Relena's eyes filled with tears and ran away.


H: I was hoping that the broken nose would prevent her from breathing.


Duo was too busy fantasizing about Heero to finish cleaning the kitchen. His....er her dreams were interrupted when Relena came in.



Re: The prince is here! Get him a glass of water! Look descent before you come out!


D: The prince?


Re: Yeah! Are you deaf!


D: Nope! Be out there in less than a minute!


Relena left and Duo began to "powder" her nose.


Do: It fit last night! I swear! All the dancing made my foot swolen!



H: Sure.


Duo came out nicely cleaned, hair braided and clothes straightened. She held a tray of water in her hands.


D: Would you care for some water, my prince?


Heero turned around and immediately recognize the eyes.


H: You have such beautiful violet eyes. Sit down. I want you to try on the shoe.


D: Ok!


With no objections Duo sat down and tried on the shoe. Of course the shoe fit.


Re: You bitch! You broke my nose!


D: I always wanted to do that.


Re: Die!


H: Don't even.


Re: *growls*


Soon Duo and Heero got married and lived happily ever after.


No: That was the boringest story I've ever seen.


U: I liked it.


N: So did I.


Z: Same here.


D: Ditto.


H: Ditto.


Re: I hated it!


No: -_-' You would. Next is Robin Hood.


De: Wait a sec..Isn't the Disney version dealing with animals?


No: Hai! *waves wand*

Gundam Crew: NOOOOOoooooooooooooo!


Everyone disappeared.