Brad Baby's Dating Wheel : Brad Crawford
*** I Do not own Weiss, only my characters ***
***Weiss, Schwarz, and Schrient are all sitting around enjoying the day, where Crawford appears depressed***
Ken: What's wrong Brad Baby?
Crawford: I'm too depressed to even shoot you...
Omi: Aaaaaawwwwww..
Farfello: I have an idea!!! ^_^
Yohji: You do?
Farfello: Not really..
Aya: Figures..
Nagi: What figures?
Crawford: I got rejected off another dating show..
Hell: Maybe you weren't meant to date..
Schuldig: Women..
Crawford: You bastard!!!
Tot: Hahaha.. *^_^*
Schoen: No wait, I have an idea..
Neu: Yea, there's this great dating show..
Schoen: Where everyone gets a chance..
Neu: To date plenty of people...
Schoen: And nobody gets rejected...
Crawford: I'm tired of dating..
Tot: Come on Craw...ford..
Nagi: Yea, take on for the team!!
Farfello: Dating is fun!!!
Yohji: Shut-up!!!
Ken: It can't that bad, can it?
***The stage is layed out in a massive studio. There Crawford is shown backstage. On a screen is a picture of a nice resturant. The 2 hosts, May and Fay, both women, are standing up in front a large audience***
May: I'm May!
Fay: And I'm Fay!!!
May: Yea!!!
Crowd: WWWWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO-HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
May: Welcome to the Dating Wheel show!!
Fay: Where everyone gets a chance...
May: To go on a date...
Fay: With one lucky person...
May: Plenty of dates...
Fay: To chose from for our lucky...
May: Man of the hour..
Fay: Who goes by the name...
May: Of Brad Crawford...
Fay: Lets Bring him out..
May: Come on down..
Fay: Brad Baby...
Crawford: **is backstage not wanting to go out** I don't know..
Remainder of Schwarz, Weiss, & Schrient: YOU CAN DO IT BRAD!!!!
Crawford: *walks out with a smile and struts his stuff* ^_^ !!!!
Fay: Tell us about yourself..
May: You sweet man...
Fay: We're dying to know..
May: How you built up that can..
Crawford: *blushes* I um.. Uh..
May: How old are you?
Crawford: Well I'm..
Fay: What do you do..?
Crawford: Well I work as....
May: Have you ever been on t.v.?
Crawford: But you didn't let me..
Fay: Is it true you can see small patches of the future.?
Crawford: Finish my last sentence..
May: Isn't he sweet folks!!!
Crowd: GO BRAD BABY!!!
Schoen: *think's she's on a different type of show* Take it off!!!
Fay: Thats the spirit!
May: YEA! Let's get him out there!!
***Crawford is led to the middle of the resturant. He's now on screen as the audience cheers him on. The line of dates is hidden off the camera***
May: We had to make a very accurate selection for the dating process based on his answers to the questionaire....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**Flashback to Fay, May, and a man by the computer & Shredder**
Man: So, lets see.. his sheet is.. CRAP!!!
***Shredder eats the paper***
Fay: Umm... let's um.. just find some dates...
May: Um.. Good idea.. *slowly back away from the room*
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May: We also took some time to find the perfect dates to match him.
Fay: From around the world, and many places, the women rushed in once we told them who it was..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**Flashback to Fay and May interviewing people**
Hobo: Who?
Fay: Ummm.. Crawford
May: Brad Crawford..
Hobo: I don't think so...
Fay: $50 bucks?
Hobo: It's a deal!
***Next scene shows Fay and May sticking head out the backstage door***
Fay: Quick we need..
May: Contestants now..
Fay: Um, you four, how would you like to be on a show?
Old woman: Umm.. suree...
Yohji: I'm no paying you 50 bucks for that one night...
May: You in?
Yohji: Umm.. gotta go, bye!!!! *Runs off camera*
Fay: How bout you?
Hooker #1: Sure, but I don't like the men....
Fay: Why noy??
Hooker #1: Fine..
Hooker #2: I'm in, just let me put my boobs back in place, and we'll go...
***Hooker #1 and #2 both fix themselves and the old woman follow Fay and May***
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fay: Yep, hard selection..
May: Anyhow, our dear Brad, will have 60 seconds with each date...
Fay: A total of 30 dates..
May: 30 minutes of heavan...
Fay: With strangers...
May: And one hot Oracle...
Fay: Brad Baby, it's time for...
May: Brad Baby's Dating Wheel!!!!
Crowd: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Schoen: Where's all the strippers?
Nagi: What are jabbing about?
Schoen: Isn't this Jerry Springer?
Aya: Nope, this is the dating wheel show..
Tot: Want some popcorn?
Hell: Where'd you get popcorn?
Neu: In a show like this?
Tot: Um.. I don't know?!
***Crawford is sitting down with his first beauiful date***
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, tell me about yourself..
Mitsy: Well... I like kids... especially the little babies..
Crawford: So you want a bunch of kids? Isn't that painful?
Mitsy: Not for me, I'm not having the kids...
Crawford: Then who is?
Mitsy: Think silly.. ^_^
Crawford: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: I work for a secretive attack force, we also protect people..
Blonde #1: Uh huh... Yea.. so... can I ask you a question?
Crawford: Sure..
Blonde #1: Is it true you work with Farfello?
Crawford: Yea...
Blonde #1: Farfie's so cute.. What's he like in person?
Crawford: *hand to head* Damn Farfello..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: We battle Weiss...
Hart: O_O
Crawford: What did I say???
Hart: *runs from the table screaming profanities*
Crawford: She must have been scared of my good looks..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red-head #1: So, your a part of Schwarz?
Crawford: Hell yea...
Red-head #1: Um.. Is Farfie as good looking as it seems?
Crawford: NO!!! He's a bastard!!
Red-head #1: UUUUHhhhh.. Your jealous!!!!
Crawford: NO I'M NOT!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fan-girl #1: You work with Nagi-kins?
Crawford: Yea, why?
Fan-girl #1: Is he seeing anyone???
Crawford: I um.. I don't know..
Fan-girl #1: *runs off* YAY! You'll be mine soon Nagi-kins!!!
Nagi: ^_^ *turns red*
Omi: Your popular..
Crawford: Damn Nagi...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #6~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: I once killed two people! *^_^*
Hooker #1: I don't work well with men..
Crawford: Why is that?
Hooker #1: Cause I used to be one....
Crawford: o_O
Hooker #1: *walks off* I have to find Yohji, that ass owes me 50 bucks..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, how come you have so many rings on your fingers?
T-Jones: Cause being a woman like me, we need to stand out..
Crawford: What's with the golden teeth and the golden cane?
T-Jones: For my ho's...
Crawford: Your a...
T-Jones: Pimp, Damn right. You seen my hookers anywhere?
Crawford: O_o
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: Wow! -O_O-
Hooker #2: What?
Crawford: Your the most beautiful date i've seen...
Hooker #2: Thanks.. ^_^
Crawford: Want to take a ride in my car?
Hooker #2: Sure..
Crawford: Finally, I think your the...
Hooker #2: *Strips off suit, and shown in hooker out-fit* Ready..
Crawford: O_o ..... o_O
Hooker #2: Cost you $50 there, and $50 when we get done..
Crawford: *runs back in to the resturant screaming swear words*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #9~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: Haven't I seen you before?
Mindy: Meow big boy...
Crawford: Your like 80!!!
Mindy: ^_^ Remember Ken-ken's dating show fling?
Crawford: Yea...
Mindy: I have a cat named fluffy...
Crawford: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mindy: Meow!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #10~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, what do you do for a living?
Maniac: I uh.. too much pressure.. AHAAHAHH!!! Need more drugs..
Crawford: ...... @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #11~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, you a fan of Schwarz?
Blonde #2: Yea a big fan!!!
Crawford: ^_^ so who's your favorite member?
Blonde #2: Farfello!!! FARFIE IS SO CUTE!!! I LOVE HOW HE HURTS GOD!!
Crawford: @_@ Damn you Farfello...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #12~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: How's it going?
Persia on a t.v. screen: Food's kinda cold..
Crawford: Um, so.. how long you been in the business?
Persia: Want to come back to my place?
Crawford: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #13~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: How you doing good looking?
Manx: Where's Persia?
Crawford: So, what are you doing later?
Manx: Where's Persia?
Crawford: So, how's about we go and get it on..?
Manx: *slaps Crawford and walks out*
Crawford: x_X
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #14~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What's it like as a hobo?
Hobo Bob: Well, I once ate 3 Onion Sandwhichs, but hey, I tell yah, I couldn't eat any more., Hahaha..
Crawford: *loads gun* Hahah.. yea..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #15~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: How old are you?
Old Lady: Old enough...
Crawford: Old enough for what?
Old Lady: *takes out teeth and winks at him* O_- I can show you tricks that even Houndini couldn't solve...
Crawford: @_@
Old Lady: *crosses legs* Mghphm... *winks at him*
Crawford: X_x
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #16~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So.. what's it like to be...
Fay: A Host? Well it's an interesting experience.... *waves to the camera* Hi May!
Crawford: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #17~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May: So, how's the dating going?
Crawford: These aren't the best dates you could find!!!!
May: Sounds lie someone's got..
Crawford: Don't even say it...
May: *waves at camera* Hi Fay!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #18~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What the hell are you doing here?
Farfello: They said i'd get to date a sweet heart!!
Crawford: @_@ I'm your sweet heart????
Farfello: *picks up knives and starts licking them* *^_^* hurt god..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #19~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What the hell are you doing here???
Yohji: Running from some hookers and their pimp.. you?
Crawford: ON A DATING SHOW!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #20~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, how's the woman fighting business going?
Hell: Um.. good...
Crawford: How's the Masafumi thing going?
Hell: He's dead..
Crawford: Ooohhh.. yea.. right..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #21~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford's Mom: Hi Brad!
Crawford: MOM??
Crawford's Mom: Just making sure all is alright..
Crawford: *_* Mom, your embarassing me..
Craford's Mom: Remember to visit more often! Your father's been worried for years..
Crawford: Really?
Crawford's Mom: No, actually he's passed out in the car, and I went here for a drink of water..
Crawford: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #22~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mindy: Meow...
Crawford: Get out of here....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #23~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yohji: You seen that pimp here??
Crawford: NO, I have not!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #24~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
T-Jones: You seen that Yohji fellow?
Crawford: @_@ He went that way... kill him for me..
T-Jones: *gold chains jingle* Will do, Daddy oh!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #25~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What's it like as a cold-blooded individual?
Lizard: .............
Crawford: Don't get out much do yah?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #26~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: Finally a real date...
Betsy: You bet your whistle I am ...
Crawford: so, have you considered settling down with someone ???
Betsy: Well pah and mah said I had to marry my brother, but then my sister married my pah.. so mah's sis Jane is really my sis, but my mah's sis is still my aunt..
Crawford: -@_@-...
Betsy: Did your parents not want tah hafta pay for 1 weding either?
Crawford: How many sibbling do you have?
Betsy: Bout 344...
Crawford: X_x
Betsy: That's just for the week...
Crawford: x_X
Betsy: Not including weekends...
Crawford: X_X
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #27~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What's your name?
Fan-girl #2: Can you hook me up with Farfie?? He' so cute...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #28~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Old-Lady: *pulls out teeth* Pucker up...
Crawford: *faints*
Old-Lady: I have that effect on people ^_^..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #29~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: Where the hell are my last two dates??????
Scary Woman #1: Wait up...
Scary Woman #2: We're here...
Crawford: *runs out of the restaurant* I QUIT DATING!!!!!!!
Scary Woman #1: Who was that?
Scary woman #2: I don't know..
Model #1: Where's Crawford?
Model #2: I've always wanted to meet him..
Model #1: Oh well..
Model #2: Wait, isn't that him?
Model #1: Its him, I think..
Model #2: Are you Crawford??
Farfello: *licking knives* Um.. does it hurt god?
Model #1: *hooks arms with Farfello* Wow, he's cute..
Model #2: *hooks the other arm with Farfello* Yea, maybe we'll all go in the hot-tub!
Farfello: *drops knives* *^_^*
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Fay: Well it seems like all worked out in the end..
May: GOOD EVENING!!!
Fay: AND GOOD NIGHT!!!
***May and Fay kiss, as Yohji runs from T-Jones, and the two Hookers. Ken is seen in the audience running from Mindy who had finally caught up with him***
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Next: Tot's Perfect Date
**Author's Note: The Series can only get better ^_^.. Read and Review!!! I LUV TO HEAR YOUR REVIEWS!!! Or if you get bored, e-mail me and we can hook up?! No old ladies...MEow....**
***Weiss, Schwarz, and Schrient are all sitting around enjoying the day, where Crawford appears depressed***
Ken: What's wrong Brad Baby?
Crawford: I'm too depressed to even shoot you...
Omi: Aaaaaawwwwww..
Farfello: I have an idea!!! ^_^
Yohji: You do?
Farfello: Not really..
Aya: Figures..
Nagi: What figures?
Crawford: I got rejected off another dating show..
Hell: Maybe you weren't meant to date..
Schuldig: Women..
Crawford: You bastard!!!
Tot: Hahaha.. *^_^*
Schoen: No wait, I have an idea..
Neu: Yea, there's this great dating show..
Schoen: Where everyone gets a chance..
Neu: To date plenty of people...
Schoen: And nobody gets rejected...
Crawford: I'm tired of dating..
Tot: Come on Craw...ford..
Nagi: Yea, take on for the team!!
Farfello: Dating is fun!!!
Yohji: Shut-up!!!
Ken: It can't that bad, can it?
***The stage is layed out in a massive studio. There Crawford is shown backstage. On a screen is a picture of a nice resturant. The 2 hosts, May and Fay, both women, are standing up in front a large audience***
May: I'm May!
Fay: And I'm Fay!!!
May: Yea!!!
Crowd: WWWWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO-HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
May: Welcome to the Dating Wheel show!!
Fay: Where everyone gets a chance...
May: To go on a date...
Fay: With one lucky person...
May: Plenty of dates...
Fay: To chose from for our lucky...
May: Man of the hour..
Fay: Who goes by the name...
May: Of Brad Crawford...
Fay: Lets Bring him out..
May: Come on down..
Fay: Brad Baby...
Crawford: **is backstage not wanting to go out** I don't know..
Remainder of Schwarz, Weiss, & Schrient: YOU CAN DO IT BRAD!!!!
Crawford: *walks out with a smile and struts his stuff* ^_^ !!!!
Fay: Tell us about yourself..
May: You sweet man...
Fay: We're dying to know..
May: How you built up that can..
Crawford: *blushes* I um.. Uh..
May: How old are you?
Crawford: Well I'm..
Fay: What do you do..?
Crawford: Well I work as....
May: Have you ever been on t.v.?
Crawford: But you didn't let me..
Fay: Is it true you can see small patches of the future.?
Crawford: Finish my last sentence..
May: Isn't he sweet folks!!!
Crowd: GO BRAD BABY!!!
Schoen: *think's she's on a different type of show* Take it off!!!
Fay: Thats the spirit!
May: YEA! Let's get him out there!!
***Crawford is led to the middle of the resturant. He's now on screen as the audience cheers him on. The line of dates is hidden off the camera***
May: We had to make a very accurate selection for the dating process based on his answers to the questionaire....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**Flashback to Fay, May, and a man by the computer & Shredder**
Man: So, lets see.. his sheet is.. CRAP!!!
***Shredder eats the paper***
Fay: Umm... let's um.. just find some dates...
May: Um.. Good idea.. *slowly back away from the room*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May: We also took some time to find the perfect dates to match him.
Fay: From around the world, and many places, the women rushed in once we told them who it was..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**Flashback to Fay and May interviewing people**
Hobo: Who?
Fay: Ummm.. Crawford
May: Brad Crawford..
Hobo: I don't think so...
Fay: $50 bucks?
Hobo: It's a deal!
***Next scene shows Fay and May sticking head out the backstage door***
Fay: Quick we need..
May: Contestants now..
Fay: Um, you four, how would you like to be on a show?
Old woman: Umm.. suree...
Yohji: I'm no paying you 50 bucks for that one night...
May: You in?
Yohji: Umm.. gotta go, bye!!!! *Runs off camera*
Fay: How bout you?
Hooker #1: Sure, but I don't like the men....
Fay: Why noy??
Hooker #1: Fine..
Hooker #2: I'm in, just let me put my boobs back in place, and we'll go...
***Hooker #1 and #2 both fix themselves and the old woman follow Fay and May***
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fay: Yep, hard selection..
May: Anyhow, our dear Brad, will have 60 seconds with each date...
Fay: A total of 30 dates..
May: 30 minutes of heavan...
Fay: With strangers...
May: And one hot Oracle...
Fay: Brad Baby, it's time for...
May: Brad Baby's Dating Wheel!!!!
Crowd: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Schoen: Where's all the strippers?
Nagi: What are jabbing about?
Schoen: Isn't this Jerry Springer?
Aya: Nope, this is the dating wheel show..
Tot: Want some popcorn?
Hell: Where'd you get popcorn?
Neu: In a show like this?
Tot: Um.. I don't know?!
***Crawford is sitting down with his first beauiful date***
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, tell me about yourself..
Mitsy: Well... I like kids... especially the little babies..
Crawford: So you want a bunch of kids? Isn't that painful?
Mitsy: Not for me, I'm not having the kids...
Crawford: Then who is?
Mitsy: Think silly.. ^_^
Crawford: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: I work for a secretive attack force, we also protect people..
Blonde #1: Uh huh... Yea.. so... can I ask you a question?
Crawford: Sure..
Blonde #1: Is it true you work with Farfello?
Crawford: Yea...
Blonde #1: Farfie's so cute.. What's he like in person?
Crawford: *hand to head* Damn Farfello..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: We battle Weiss...
Hart: O_O
Crawford: What did I say???
Hart: *runs from the table screaming profanities*
Crawford: She must have been scared of my good looks..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Red-head #1: So, your a part of Schwarz?
Crawford: Hell yea...
Red-head #1: Um.. Is Farfie as good looking as it seems?
Crawford: NO!!! He's a bastard!!
Red-head #1: UUUUHhhhh.. Your jealous!!!!
Crawford: NO I'M NOT!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fan-girl #1: You work with Nagi-kins?
Crawford: Yea, why?
Fan-girl #1: Is he seeing anyone???
Crawford: I um.. I don't know..
Fan-girl #1: *runs off* YAY! You'll be mine soon Nagi-kins!!!
Nagi: ^_^ *turns red*
Omi: Your popular..
Crawford: Damn Nagi...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #6~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: I once killed two people! *^_^*
Hooker #1: I don't work well with men..
Crawford: Why is that?
Hooker #1: Cause I used to be one....
Crawford: o_O
Hooker #1: *walks off* I have to find Yohji, that ass owes me 50 bucks..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, how come you have so many rings on your fingers?
T-Jones: Cause being a woman like me, we need to stand out..
Crawford: What's with the golden teeth and the golden cane?
T-Jones: For my ho's...
Crawford: Your a...
T-Jones: Pimp, Damn right. You seen my hookers anywhere?
Crawford: O_o
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: Wow! -O_O-
Hooker #2: What?
Crawford: Your the most beautiful date i've seen...
Hooker #2: Thanks.. ^_^
Crawford: Want to take a ride in my car?
Hooker #2: Sure..
Crawford: Finally, I think your the...
Hooker #2: *Strips off suit, and shown in hooker out-fit* Ready..
Crawford: O_o ..... o_O
Hooker #2: Cost you $50 there, and $50 when we get done..
Crawford: *runs back in to the resturant screaming swear words*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #9~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: Haven't I seen you before?
Mindy: Meow big boy...
Crawford: Your like 80!!!
Mindy: ^_^ Remember Ken-ken's dating show fling?
Crawford: Yea...
Mindy: I have a cat named fluffy...
Crawford: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mindy: Meow!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #10~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, what do you do for a living?
Maniac: I uh.. too much pressure.. AHAAHAHH!!! Need more drugs..
Crawford: ...... @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #11~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, you a fan of Schwarz?
Blonde #2: Yea a big fan!!!
Crawford: ^_^ so who's your favorite member?
Blonde #2: Farfello!!! FARFIE IS SO CUTE!!! I LOVE HOW HE HURTS GOD!!
Crawford: @_@ Damn you Farfello...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #12~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: How's it going?
Persia on a t.v. screen: Food's kinda cold..
Crawford: Um, so.. how long you been in the business?
Persia: Want to come back to my place?
Crawford: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #13~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: How you doing good looking?
Manx: Where's Persia?
Crawford: So, what are you doing later?
Manx: Where's Persia?
Crawford: So, how's about we go and get it on..?
Manx: *slaps Crawford and walks out*
Crawford: x_X
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #14~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What's it like as a hobo?
Hobo Bob: Well, I once ate 3 Onion Sandwhichs, but hey, I tell yah, I couldn't eat any more., Hahaha..
Crawford: *loads gun* Hahah.. yea..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #15~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: How old are you?
Old Lady: Old enough...
Crawford: Old enough for what?
Old Lady: *takes out teeth and winks at him* O_- I can show you tricks that even Houndini couldn't solve...
Crawford: @_@
Old Lady: *crosses legs* Mghphm... *winks at him*
Crawford: X_x
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #16~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So.. what's it like to be...
Fay: A Host? Well it's an interesting experience.... *waves to the camera* Hi May!
Crawford: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #17~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May: So, how's the dating going?
Crawford: These aren't the best dates you could find!!!!
May: Sounds lie someone's got..
Crawford: Don't even say it...
May: *waves at camera* Hi Fay!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #18~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What the hell are you doing here?
Farfello: They said i'd get to date a sweet heart!!
Crawford: @_@ I'm your sweet heart????
Farfello: *picks up knives and starts licking them* *^_^* hurt god..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #19~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What the hell are you doing here???
Yohji: Running from some hookers and their pimp.. you?
Crawford: ON A DATING SHOW!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #20~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: So, how's the woman fighting business going?
Hell: Um.. good...
Crawford: How's the Masafumi thing going?
Hell: He's dead..
Crawford: Ooohhh.. yea.. right..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #21~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford's Mom: Hi Brad!
Crawford: MOM??
Crawford's Mom: Just making sure all is alright..
Crawford: *_* Mom, your embarassing me..
Craford's Mom: Remember to visit more often! Your father's been worried for years..
Crawford: Really?
Crawford's Mom: No, actually he's passed out in the car, and I went here for a drink of water..
Crawford: @_@
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #22~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mindy: Meow...
Crawford: Get out of here....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #23~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yohji: You seen that pimp here??
Crawford: NO, I have not!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #24~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
T-Jones: You seen that Yohji fellow?
Crawford: @_@ He went that way... kill him for me..
T-Jones: *gold chains jingle* Will do, Daddy oh!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #25~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What's it like as a cold-blooded individual?
Lizard: .............
Crawford: Don't get out much do yah?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #26~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: Finally a real date...
Betsy: You bet your whistle I am ...
Crawford: so, have you considered settling down with someone ???
Betsy: Well pah and mah said I had to marry my brother, but then my sister married my pah.. so mah's sis Jane is really my sis, but my mah's sis is still my aunt..
Crawford: -@_@-...
Betsy: Did your parents not want tah hafta pay for 1 weding either?
Crawford: How many sibbling do you have?
Betsy: Bout 344...
Crawford: X_x
Betsy: That's just for the week...
Crawford: x_X
Betsy: Not including weekends...
Crawford: X_X
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #27~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: What's your name?
Fan-girl #2: Can you hook me up with Farfie?? He' so cute...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #28~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Old-Lady: *pulls out teeth* Pucker up...
Crawford: *faints*
Old-Lady: I have that effect on people ^_^..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Date #29~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crawford: Where the hell are my last two dates??????
Scary Woman #1: Wait up...
Scary Woman #2: We're here...
Crawford: *runs out of the restaurant* I QUIT DATING!!!!!!!
Scary Woman #1: Who was that?
Scary woman #2: I don't know..
Model #1: Where's Crawford?
Model #2: I've always wanted to meet him..
Model #1: Oh well..
Model #2: Wait, isn't that him?
Model #1: Its him, I think..
Model #2: Are you Crawford??
Farfello: *licking knives* Um.. does it hurt god?
Model #1: *hooks arms with Farfello* Wow, he's cute..
Model #2: *hooks the other arm with Farfello* Yea, maybe we'll all go in the hot-tub!
Farfello: *drops knives* *^_^*
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Fay: Well it seems like all worked out in the end..
May: GOOD EVENING!!!
Fay: AND GOOD NIGHT!!!
***May and Fay kiss, as Yohji runs from T-Jones, and the two Hookers. Ken is seen in the audience running from Mindy who had finally caught up with him***
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Next: Tot's Perfect Date
**Author's Note: The Series can only get better ^_^.. Read and Review!!! I LUV TO HEAR YOUR REVIEWS!!! Or if you get bored, e-mail me and we can hook up?! No old ladies...MEow....**