Fairy Tale Land
Part 6
Robin Heero



The all appeared on the set of Robin Hood with surprise, they
weren't animals.

D: YAY!!! I'M NOT AN ANIMAL!!!

No: Duo, you're Maid Marian.

D: I'M NOT....I'm a girl again....SHIMATTA!!!

No: Heero, you're Robin Hood of course! Zechs, you're King Richard, Trieze, Prince John, Trowa, Little John....

Tro: ............

No: ....Quatre, Friar Tuck, Dekeim, Sir Hiss, Sally, Lady Kluck.....

Sa: Lady....Kluck?!

No: Wufei, Sheriff of Rottingham.....wait...wrong Robin Hood, Sheriff of Nottingham, Noin, Nutsy.....

N: Nutsy? Who the heck is that?!

The Narrator is getting impatient so you'll find out who's who.

No: *scoffs* Fine!

As the story begins, Howard comes on stage singing the classic Disney Robin Hood song.

Ho: oo-de-lally man!! oo-de-lally!

Thank you Howard the Rooster. Scene changes to the forest where Robin Hood are busy discussing how to take down Prince John.

H: .........

Tro:.......

H:........

Tro:.......

H: *nods*

Tro: *nods*

H: mission accepted. *gets up and leaves*

Tro: *making arrows and bombs*

How the heck do they do that?! They didn't say a word! Oh nevermind! On the way to where ever Robin is going, he runs into Friar Tuck.

Q: OW! *falls*

H: Gomen. *helps Quatre up* Any news?

Q: *dusting off his robes* Hai. Prince John should be coming through Sherwood Forest in his royal carriage at noon today.

H: *nods* I will blow it up then. No more Prince. No more taxes. No more misery.

Q: ok. Wait. Blow it up?! You can't!

H: *starts to walk away*

Q: *yells* Maid Marian will be in the carriage too!

H: *stops in his tracks and goes back to Quatre* Did you say Maid Marian?

Q: *nods*

H: Bye! *gone*

*sighs* Love will do strange things to a person. Anyway on his way back to the hideout, Robin saw the sheriff messing with Skippy and his sisters.

Wu: Dishonor! You and your sisters must pay taxes.

Hi: NO! It's my birthday present, and no bald headed, chinese, sheriff wanna be is gonna take it!

Wu: Shut up onna and just give me the money!

Dor: *baby voice* Take that! *stabs Wufei with her eyebrow*


*Laughing* I never knew Dorothy could do a baby voice!

Wu: OW!! INJUSTICE!

Re: *flashes Wufei*

Wu: *drops dead*

H: *goes and throws up*

No: *is blind*


Injustice! Wufei didn't have to go through that! Poor Wufei! I hope Sally kicks Relena's ass!


Cat: *moves the corpse of Wufei*


Hi: Hi Toby!

Cat: Tell your sister to stop flashing people! This is the 50th person this week!

Meanwhile, Robin got his ass out of there. He knew if he was spotted by the flasher, he wouldn't be able to escape her!

HO: Oo-de-lally! Golly what a day!

I thought it was jolly.

Ho: Whatever man!

-_-'

H: *fantasizing about Maid Marian*...........*runs into a tree*


*Burst out with laughter*

H: *grumbles*

*stops* Ahem. He finally reaches his hideout, but he finds out that Noin, I mean nutsy and Une, I mean Trigger is there.

H: Kuso!

Tro: *whispering* psst! Robin! The trap!

H: Hn.

Un: *accidently pulled the trigger and the arrow goes everywhere*

N: Ahh! Une! Watch that thing! *screams and ducks*

Un: Gom...Ahhhh! *ducks*

H: 0.0! *ducks*

Tro: *catches it and made it look like it hit a tree*

H: 0.0!!! How the heck?!

N: Thats it Une! I've had it! *gets up* I can't work with you! *trips and falls*

Un: *laughing her ass off*

Well you know where this is getting. They fight. Duh! Robin and Little John manage to escape. It is now noon and Prince John's carriage is taking the scenery route to the castle through Sherwood Forest.

Tri: So Maid Marian are you excited coming to such a wealthy town?


D: *got sidetracked by Robin's wanted poster*

Tri: Maid Marian?

D: huh? wha? uh....not really.

Sa: *whispers* Sure. *saw the wanted poster also*

Dek: *hissing* Ssssir, I do believe that Robin Hood is in town. What are we going to do about it? Kill him?

Tri: No, I'll invite him over for tea. Of Course I'll have him killed!

Little John was having a tough time of getting Maid Marian off of Robin's mind.

Tro: Say it with me! Mission! C'mon you can do it! Mission!

H: Maid Marian.

Tro: -_-' Fine. Your mission is to rescue, kidnap, whatever Maid Marian.

H: *sees carriage*

D: *looking out window* Its so beautiful here. Don't you think Lady Kluck?

Sa: Hai. Don't you think you're drooling a tad bit too much over Robin?

D: Nope!

Due to the lack of creativity, let's just say Robin swept Marian off her feet and Trieze escaped unharmed. As for Lady Kluck....

Re: *screaming*

Sa: You bitch!! You killed my Chinese hunk! DIE! *brutally torturing Relena*

Poor Relena, Not!

D: *happy* Robin? What are we gonna do about Prince...*gets cut off*

H: *kissing Duo*

*grabs a tissue* Its so sweet! Its one of those Kodak moments! *takes a picture* I love this! *cries* How beautiful! Anyway. *calms down* Prince John wasn't to happy about loosing Maid Marian at first, but after Une I mean Triggers "help" he soon forgot about her. Yet, little did he know that Noin..er...Nutsy was planning to get King Richard back on the throne. She knew she couldn't do it alone, so she went down to Robin's camp with the help of Friar Tuck.

Q: Hello Little John.

Tro: *nods* Friar. What's she doing here?

Q: She wants to have King Richard back on the throne. Where's Robin?

Tro: Uh...well......uh.....

No: uh...where is Robin?

Tro: He's..um....busy at the moment.

No: -_-' Never again.


^~^~^~^~7 hours later~^~^~^~^

H: *walks to Quatre* Friar.

Q: *snore*

Tro: *snore*

N: *snore*

D: *behind Heero* Maybe we took to long.

H: *shakes Quatre slightly and stops*

Q: huh? Oh! Robin! We need your help! We gotta get King Richard back on the throne!

N: *wakes up quickly with heart shapped eyes* King Richard? Where? Where?! *looking around*

Tro: *awake* Go back to sleep Nutsy.

N: K! *snore*

While Nutsy continues to dream about King Richard....

N: *talking in her sleep* Oh King Richard....you know how to flatter a girl *giggle* Of Course I'll marry you!

H: -_-'

D: -_-'

Tro: -_-'

Q: -_-'

-_-' ....the rest of the group were planning how to get King Richard back on the throne. Three days later there plans had to be canceled. Turns out Nutsy knew where King Richard was all the long and only needed Robin's help to distract Prince John while she set a bomb on him. Mission Failure. Une found out about it....I mean Trigger! So, to get to the point, a huge fight broke out.

N: Take that you old hag! *throws a crown at Une*

Un: *ducks* You could never aim! *throws a straight pin at Noin*

N: *gets stabbed with straight pin in arm* Ah! I can't feel my arm! *grabs a piece of paper* DIE!! *runs to Une*

Un: *blocks Noin with paper* HA!

N: *paper cuts Une*

Un: Ow!! I'm bleeding! It hurts! *starts to cry* *slaps Noin* PRINCE JOHN!!

N: *chasing and paper cutting Une*

H: *throws a pie at Trieze*

Tri: Hmm..not bad. Needs more sugar. *throws an egg at Heero*

H: *ducks*

D: *gets hit in the head with the egg and falls* Look at the pretty stars!

H: *growls* You....you....you.....*picks up veal*

Tri: No! Not the veal! Not the veal! *runs for life*

H: *chasing Trieze*

Tro: *watching* This is the most interesting fight I've seen.

Q: *watching* Got that right.

H: *throws the veal at Trieze*

Tri: Ahh! *lands next to Une*

Un: No....no paper...*twitching*

And so the day is saved thanks to the Power Puff Girls! Wait..thats not it! Oops! Our heroes saved the day, King Richard is back on his throne, where is he?

H: uh...he's um...

D: Busy.

-_-' Let me guess, Noin too?

Tro: *nods*

Yep! You've guessed it! It's the end. Alot more boring than I expected. *has pie and ice cream on her* Ok. I am not angry.

No: Ok! We are almost done here folks!


Gundam Crew: *cheering*

No: Once Zechs and Noin come back, we're heading off to Aladdin!

^~^~^~^~5 hours later~^~^~^~^

Z: *comes back with Noin by his side*

No: About time!

D: Will I be a girl again?

No: *waves wand in the air* Hai!

D: Noooo!

Everyone disappears.